Jonas

Invest that into getting someone to do a Tonya Harding on Salah

Pleasantly surprised by the reaction of the Arsenal fans. Was really starting to dislike them but just goes to show how that's mostly because of that twat of a manager.

Probably feel just like Alexander the Great, weeping at the breadth of his domain, that there were no worlds to conquer.

If we win a trophy the plan here is never give a shit about anything again

Thats as far as I watch that game. Bruno's follow up too Was nothing in it until they scored.

Man United twice in the charity shield and Chelsea once if it comes to that.

He's got the Gerry Francis look away thing down. He got his arse kicked in semi's by Scousers too.

Arsenal, Man City, Liverpool, Man City, Arsenal, Man United, Man United, Liverpool in finals in a row

The teams that have got to the final of this in the PL era - Sheffield Wed, Tranmere, Leicester (x2), Leeds, Wigan, Birmingham, Boro (x3), Blackburn, Bolton (x2), Swansea and Bradford and we get Man United and Liverpool. Three of our last four finals against the fkn champions.

Helps about as much as handing out points deductions that risk relegation for clubs otherwise sustained by PL money. Only thing it there to sustain is the pecking order

I did for the disallowed goal but was hestitant for Murphy's. What a mess.

His touch and turn for the 1-2 with Gordon leading up to the goal was sublime. That as much as the strike itself would have made it an all-time great of ours had it gone in. Glad Murphy preserved it for posterity

Made their set pieces look like what their set pieces actually really are.

Feel worlds more positive for those two posts/reminders.

Brings such soothing smarts - at the very least

Think were better in these sorts of tactical games and the onus off us and on the other team. Fans okay with letting the other team have it etc. Were excellent at that stuff. Proper old school Milan-esque.

Well done everyone. The day is ours. Were Wembley sluts now.

6 clean sheets out of 8 against Arsenal/Arteta. Imagine the acidic seeth in the pit of his soul about it.

Aesthetically what we have now minus the East Stand/Leazes Terrace problem plus a tier on the "Gallowgate" would do me just right.

Just cant see any way that Arteta doesn't behave like an arsehole tonight.

Sometimes not even opposition players - poor Ray Ranson did that one game I was there for.

No idea how I managed back in the day if these sorts of games in the last few years or anything to go by. The FA Cup finals were write offs, fully expected to beat Sheffield United but Chelsea and Spurs in 99 and 00 should have been somewhat akin to this and don't remember being like this.

Here we go again. He spent 48m in a season and a half. 23m net. Look at the clubs that went past us in his time (Derby, Blackburn, West Ham, Leeds), they managed to do that on nothing like that money. He spent more than Wenger did to overtake us and everybody else. Probably only Chelsea spent more (also went past us).

The mackems discuss frequently how bad their atmosphere is and has been for a long time and occasionally flipping down to Radio Newcastle from Five Live (Wolve Arsenal the other day e.g) its apparent.

Great memories that. Only sat there for one game (ZDS Cup against Oldham for a treat, probably £2 entry or something) and totally forgot about that happening but recall it vividly now. Even then remember intra-stand banter "The Benches" to the United tune aimed at the Gallowgate. Weird cos usually I stood in the Gallowgate at the time.