LordJake

I like Anderson, there’s definitely a player there but he was going to be third choice left mid or third left attacker. Best for him and the club

I like DCL, decent player and a move away from that shitshow where he’s feeding off lumped balls will help him no end. If Carlo rates him that’s good enough for me but Minteh going the other way? We would be crazy

Fucking helI had no idea about this! It’s absolutely prime Alan Partridge 🤣

Keeping with the Beatles reference Albert Stubbins is featured on the cover of Sgt Pepper’s and Lennon’s solo album cover art for Walls and Bridges is a painting he did as a kid of Newcastle v Arsenal

Mine came yesterday

There were many highlights on Skunkers, my favourite being some makem from RTG coming on and giving it the big’un. Within a few hours everyone knew his name, where he worked and his penchant for ejaculating on slippers. Classic

LordSirPeter - we’re you dudeabides?

This is exactly the stance

Kept quiet for a week or so on this but from a very well informed source our chairman was less than impressed with Ashworth’s behaviour. His stance was there were two outcomes; Man U pay what we want or we are happy to pay his wages until his contract expires

I’m 50 odd and should be beyond loving players but I love this fella as much as KK and David Kelly

Managed to get a ticket thanks to @bobbydazzla

I used to get my hair done at that barber’s opposite the Bacchus and had a good chat with Joselu in the next chair. Seemed a lovely lad, remember him saying it’s just not falling for me, unreal, chuffed for him and I can’t stand Madrid

Aye you’re right it’s the Freeman’s land but the council acting as landlord, like you say long time ago so I may be a bit befuddled

I worked at the council years ago and a colleague of mine negotiated the lease around about 1992. IIRC it was a 99 year lease and peppercorn rent at £1 a year

Balmbra’s, Collingwood St, Armstrongs Factory to a race meeting held on an island in the Tyne. County Durham song my arse!

Was at that, took some posh lass from the uni who I was knocking around with. Her first ever match. Dreadful game. She’s been a season ticket holder for 30 years now!

Plenty but he had other players around him covering for his frailties which we haven’t this season. I like the lad but he’s a bench option going forward. He shouldn’t be a starter next season

He’s not good enough as a starter for a team that has european aspirations

Think he plays there for the national team but every time I’ve seen him at Juve he’s left side

He plays on the left though, we’ve already got two right footed left forwards. I’d love him mind

The absolute tramps thread I’d hilarious, bins too full, north east wind, mag crisps??

Wakoro Goalkeeper Today at 5:14 PM #42 I left before half time hoping to get a protest started outside main entrance but it never transpired as usual we are pushover fans. Mike ashley couldn't even attend st james. Also went to the toilet on way out and someone left a bloody stool in the toilet, was more shocking than the result, some people are animals ??

The guy next to Eales is Michael Rouse, one of InPosts board members, my mates nephew. The sponsorship only came about as he wanted to honour his late father who was originally from here but had been in Ireland for years. The family are NUFC daft, he basically rang the Polish owner and said we’re going to sponsor Newcastle

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