LordJake

Good shift for a lad who hasn’t had many minutes in a makeshift three. Played very well

Almost as good as Old Jamaica chocolate

Absolutely ridiculous

Love to repeatedly smash him in the face with a heavy frying pan

Kinell🤣🤣

This cunt is thicker than a castle wall

Hopefully one of his dogs has taken a massive watery shite on his bed whilst he’s away

Fuck off with the rat, he joined a team on the up. Trips, Burn and Bruno

Christ! No idea what he’s like as a midfielder but those finishes man, fucking elite! Thunderbastards, banana curlers, little dinks. Surely he’d cost a fortune

Where I live. I presume it’s where the cricket ground currently is as there is lots of land adjacent and was earmarked for a nine hole golf course many years ago. I know the bloke who owns the land

As an aside, and I know it means nothing when clubs will be dangling £300k+ wages in his agents ear, but he genuinely loves it here. My workmate (Italian) is pally with him and his lass. She does the social media for Al Dente as a side hustle and Sandro is in regular, either for bait or just a coffee. Told her when he finishes playing he’ll buy a hideaway on the Northumberland coast

Adidas Velcro

🤣🤣

Absolute silk

Absolutely, a couple of years ago and our first foray into the ECL for a while, I managed 8 ballot tickets for all competitions. I thought that was reasonable for my membership fee. Last season I got one, Wimbledon in the cup. So far nothing this season. Re-sale is no good for me unless I’m off on a Tuesday (seldom) as I work in an operating theatre and can hardly fuck off and F5 for a couple of hours

Fucking nightshift with an 8 o’clock start. Enjoy everyone, I’ll be stuck looking at someone’s fucked brain ☹️HWTL

Hope he spontaneously combusts and dies on the pitch

Rafa at Everton went down well 😀

Northallerton v Blue star last night, Northallerton ultras put the windows out on the blue star supporters bus and they had to get the train back ☹️

Rijkaard hockled him

Can we crowdfund a contract on the pizza prick?

@Mike your relentless rancour and bitterness warms the cockles of my heart 👏

No problem mate, worth a shot

That ship has sailed

Fuck him, I’d much rather lose the money than cave in to this cunt. We have your registration and it stays here until it expires