LordJake

As someone pointed out below he’s a right twat but a very good surgeon, he did a few Arsenal players years ago

Like I said in another thread, no ballot ticket today so watching on my ipad in the crows nest. Group of fellas opposite offered me a ticket as it was too cold and wet and they couldn’t be arsed. Unfortunately couldn’t transfer a ticket as the match was already half an hour in, tragic

Missed out on the ballot today so sat in the crows nest watching on me ipad. Group of six lads on the table opposite asked if I wanted a ticket as they said it was too wet and cold and they couldn’t be arsed. Unfortunately seems you can’t transfer tickets once the match has started. What a waste

Imagining Amanda awaiting the videoconference with Ratshit, stroking a fluffy white cat. ”ah James! I’ve been expecting you”

Looks like TKMaxx

Right up @Paully street ?

What do you want? A paper hat and streamers??

Head of football administration is his title I think

Not claiming to be itk but my mate is the football secretary, he gives absolutely nothing away but you get the occasional snippet when he drops something in conversation ?‍♂️

The target last season was 10th, the target this year is 8th

Been quietly impressed with him. Hasn’t had a much of a chance to shine with the ball given the frantic nature of the game but he’s looked very disciplined and hard working.

At least two, I’d have been screaming for a pen had it been one of ours. Definitely a pen

For “a few weeks “ according to Eddie

He may have ambipedal ability but what are his torso deception and body elasticity stats?

Colin Veitch man, Colin fucking Veitch

As pointed out earlier in the thread, Cafu, but then again he’s probably the greatest fullback ever

It’s the champo mayte, hardest leygue in tha werld

The Inpost sponsorship is not small

I got as far as confidence is a particular before being told told to faak off☹️

Name dropping alert!I used to stay with a Chelsea supporting pal just off Fulham road for away games(RIP John). Always used to meet post match in a pub called the finches? Suggs bought me a pint, he was drinking with Phil Daniels, both of them were cracking people

Every time I’ve seen Fulham this year Willian has been top drawer, never seems to have bad games, cracking player

Can’t see that happening. Prior to Durham becoming a first class county Northumberland and Durham had a combined xi playing in the minor counties league. As part of the restructure of North East cricket Durham was selected as the premier county as the ECB wouldn’t accept a combined county. It’s one of the reasons why Durham plays the odd game north of the Tyne, initially Jesmond now South North at Gosforth

Torso deception

ABC of Cruyff, an excellent co-read alongside the already mentioned Brilliant Orange