LordJake

Went to the Arsenal game with my mates two lads as he was working. 18 and 13, virtually mute for 90 minutes

Now blaming Stoke for the anticipated poor attendance by not agreeing to reduce ticket prices for the FA Cup game

I’m on nightshift so dragging my arse out of bed to go was a struggle. Thank god I did, can’t wait till 8am tomorrow though! Sandro and Hall were fucking brilliant

Took me Fatha today who thinks most modern footballers are shite. “He’s only 20? Christ, he’s fantastic”

Like a dog with a balloon

Great shift tonight, best midfielder on the pitch

Top performance, what a talent

I very much doubt it’s Charnley. I knew Lee very well and he wouldn’t do anything to destabilise the club. Staveley and co wanted him to stay on for another year as they bedded in but he felt with the Ashley association it was better for the club to have a clean break. He once described running the club as going into a boxing match with one foot in a bucket of cement and one hand tied behind your back

Aye me too, it’s a complete non starter, two golf clubs there, a nature reserve and place of SSSI.

0/4 pretty disheartening

Everton relegated, administration and a nice 10 point deduction going into the championship

Jack Clarke thread on RTG £60-80 million 🤣🤣

What an odd thing to say. Basically publicly telling Sterling to fuck off

Joe Gomez not in the Liverpool squad today, considering his transfer options

Never

£18m

Glyn Hodges, absolutely shite

0/2 for me

I played football with him once guesting for Heaton Hearts my mates team. TBF he was absolutely rapid but had all the control of a dog chasing a balloon

Modern shinpads, might as well stick a beer mat down your socks

Marra originates from Cumbria, from the lead mines. Two young lads working the ventilation shafts were known as half marras, sharing a wage. When the Cumbrian lads moved to the Northumberland and Durham pits the term was incorporated into north east pit yak

I like Anderson, there’s definitely a player there but he was going to be third choice left mid or third left attacker. Best for him and the club

I like DCL, decent player and a move away from that shitshow where he’s feeding off lumped balls will help him no end. If Carlo rates him that’s good enough for me but Minteh going the other way? We would be crazy

Fucking helI had no idea about this! It’s absolutely prime Alan Partridge 🤣

Keeping with the Beatles reference Albert Stubbins is featured on the cover of Sgt Pepper’s and Lennon’s solo album cover art for Walls and Bridges is a painting he did as a kid of Newcastle v Arsenal