LordJake

Down in the smoke this weekend. Most of them don’t look like they give a fuck

England’s problems for years

Fuck Southampton the cheating cunts deserve it. Glad the rule book has chucked at them

Not that it means Jack shit but my Italian mate does the socials for al dente and is quite pally with Sandro and his lass. He’s in a couple of times a week either for bait or just a coffee. He’s very happy here but you know agents and offers can change that quickly

Only way he goes if the fee is acceptable, he’s very happy here

Shearer is an absolute cuck for Arsenal

Massively enjoyable and such a refreshing change from Premier League dross

Hopefully the IRGC are massive Toon fans and have saved a hypersonic for this cunt

Plastic glasses by order of the cooncil

Grafter

Fucking superb tonight

Doing the work of two men in midfield

Looked a bit tentative and conservative but didn’t drop a stitch, solid performance, well done 👏

Don’t know what happened with their number 9 but he was properly raging

Just been chatting to one of the lads in the changing room who has managed to get a ticket for the makems game in the ballot, through his son. He, like me, has had one ballot success this season. His son, who lives in Yorkshire has been successful SEVEN times and has not entered every ballot. 🤔

Absolutely. Gordon takes a great penalty, no way would Shearer ever give up a penalty

I honestly hate these cunts more than the makems

One of their lot arrived on Tuesday went out on the piss, fell over and broke his leg requiring surgery. His mates came in yesterday and had bought him an iPad to watch the game and a set of Newcastle United pyjamas 👌

Utter fucking class

In the East stand Leazes end right along the six yard box, good stuff, aided by the Leazes/East stand corner who never stopped

Eddie said post match he’s had a nasty illness

Got loads of Leeds mates, tonight is sweet

More positions than Ron Jeremy

Good luck to the king, hope there’s a full throated holler of KEEGAN! KEEGAN! tonight ❤️