Joelinton7

Mike Williamson never scoring a single one

Floated?

I know he abhors using his right foot, but I don’t think corporal punishment is the answer.

I genuinely never want to hear him talk again.

Buy ‘em out boys!

This season giving us one last Columbo “just one more thing” moment, except instead of interjecting with some wild theory or exploring further lines of enquiry he just goes, “fuck you”.

Spursy are back. 2 wins out of 7 with this.

Made from bottles, for bottles.

He’s a good distraction for the Glazers though, which is his main purpose.

Hang on, just need to check with Liverpool, Spurs and Man U.

Holy. Livramento - Tosin - Botman - Hall will be elite

And if they can get Iraola too that’d be great.

Soak up their pressure and hit them hard on the counter. They’re awful In recovery and leave massive space behind when losing the ball in their attacking third. They’re a pretty low energy team and have brittle confidence. Hoping Big Joe is involved off the bench, he’d destroy them. Miggy off the bench too. Of course we’ll have to feel them out early doors but once we settle into our game I feel Wilson, Isak, Gordon and Barnes can run riot. If I notice Bruno having time on the ball, I’ll know it’s a win. They’ll have their moments but for the most part we are extremely clinical (91 goals this season proves that) and all things being equal we should come away with at least a two goal cushion.

Bruno yesterday. Talksport: “Bruno looks like he wants to leave”.

It wasn’t just the result that broke them. They vandalised their own bar and laid out the black and white carpet for us. After that they prob thought their whole club was infested with secret mags.

17th time today under Eddie that we’ve scored four or more past an opponent.

Would score goals with his eyes closed

Twonk presenting sky “let’s talk about positives for Newcastle” Clinton Morrison “Isak could go to any of the top 4”. Go fuck yourselves.

That was about as a crap as you can be and win 5-1

16-0? Isak x16 to assert dominance over Haaland. Either that or three or four nil or something. (back to 433, all out attack on FM) Abra Dubravka Tino (don’t care if he’s not fit, I don’t want to see Krafth) Cher BDB Cannonball Hall White The Blonde Bombshell Billy Milky Bar Kid Alex Ikea Alan

I mean they have been crowned champions which is something but they’re still smalltime. Especially with those clapper things they have.

Leeds need to spam Summerville in this second half, otherwise, advantage Ipswich.

We’re screwing up all of their plans they had for this summer, they hate it, and there’s nothing they can do about it.

They seem to think they’re still massive (they are commercially, not on the pitch) and that we’re trying to bask in their “massiveness glow” for relevance by starting a war with them. No, you tapped up our DOF and want him for much less than his worth to us. He’s taking all of our future plans and club secrets with him. IMO that’s easily worth £15-£20m. Can’t believe I forgot how detestable these chumps can be. It’s just gotten worse with social media.