Paulinho

The whole debate around moving being a financial necessity is completely illiterate. The only financial limit the club operates under is FFP. A single decent outbound transfer does more for FFP than 2 years of increasing capacity by 50% would.

The whole project could go tits up in a few years for all we know, and we’re stuck in a 70k stadium in the SilverLink watching shite football with a ruined cultural heritage.

And lads, if you honestly think RS has a relative who works in a capacity where he speaks directly with Yassir Al-Rumayyan, I have some very interesting investment opportunities to speak to you about.

Unfortunately, the snivelling, serf-like attitude of >50% of our fanbase makes moving from St James’ into a Corporate Bowl an inevitability. Wuh cannit do owt that upsets His Excellency and Mandy man!!

Horrible feeling he’s going to end up about 6ft6 and gangly as fuck.

That extra time directive has been well and truly abandoned (until we’re trying to see a 1-nil win out against a decent side of course).

Just stop talking about the banner, you utter gimps. Already seeing thick bastards on Twitter crying about it then getting into arguments with others teams’ fans about it.

This is actually mental given the fixtures we had.

No suggestion he’s gone down easy for this one. The only question was whether the defender got a touch on the ball, which he did from one angle they showed but not the rest.

Based on what? Playing in midfield against City?

Two teams pretty good at pressing and pretty bad at beating a press.

Him and Botman our best performers this season by a ludicrous margin.

Ship him out - lazy, uninterested, arrogant. If you can’t score with the level of service we’re providing for him right now there’s no hope. We need a big strong Englishman up front instead.

The lack of creativity is absolutely brutal. Real mismanagement in the transfer market this year.

Good player but the forum scouts had it right with Diaby.

No bigger condemnation of our fanbase than the elevation of “Adam P”, an irredeemably thick fucking cunt and embarrassment. “a think he’s funny me lyk” - zzZZ fuck off.

pua nawty assist for Rodrygo on his Instagram.

Normal football fan: I pure love Mandy and His Excellency me like.

Genuinely surprised at people getting upset at the idea Gordon and Barnes lack guile. Seems completely obvious and undeniable to me. I was being a cunt adding the Hall and Livramento fees though.

Our business this calendar year has been extremely weird (£150m on guileless Englishman), but I doubt it’s Ashworth driving it.

The midfield three with no designated DM was always a stupid fucking idea.

I think we might have the hardest set of opening couple of month’s fixtures in the history of football, ever.

17 year old Norwegian Travis Hernes coming from Shrewsbury apparently.

Looking forward to the inevitable Dortmund tifos.

Apologies - your agreement with the moronic sentiment that players shouldn’t go out in Newcastle had me assuming your follow up post was along the same lines.