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We’ve gone odds on with all the bookies. Before we were only marginal favourites.

Every neutral expects us to win this comfortably, which usually means we will lose. Getting similar vibes to the West Ham game.

Malen did not impress me in the recent Euros. Seems like another workhorse type player which we do not need.

Also, I don’t know about anybody, but for me, it feels great to once again have one of the world’s best talents playing for us, that every club in the world would love to have. Feels like an eternity since that was the case.

Not sure if serious. Even if we did sell Isak 150m, that would be awful way to piss all that money away again.

Obviously delighted with the win, but still slightly disappointed, after that start, we didn’t smash a few more goals past them. This was a great chance to give these lot a hiding they wouldn’t forget in a very long time.

The thing is, their fan base is arguably the most entitled in world football. They absolutely will not accept a few lean years, in order to get their finances back in order. Hence all these short term signings. EDIT: I actually do not envy in the slightest whoever the current Barca president is.

Get in Wolves!

Agent Ratcliffe doing the Lord’s work.

Have always wanted to see us sign an Uzbek ever since Maksim Shatskikh tore us a new one in the Champions League.

How much will Elanga cost? Anything near 50m is a huge no from me.

Hopefully, it never gets fixed. I quite like the thought of Manc Utd being in a forever decline.

I don’t think we’ll get anybody in January, and I’m fine with that if it means we can afford to go bigger in the summer.

he didn’t tick all the boxes.

Manc fans turning on Kobie Mainoo. He was the best thing since sliced bread last season.

A humbling experience for Ruben Amorim.

Hate these cunts. Let’s smash them like we usually do!

What’s gone wrong with him at PSG?

Let’s have another 9-0 please.

DCL and Anthony Elanga will be our ‘marquee’ signings this summer.

I wouldn’t spend £35m on Elanga, whatever our PSR constraints may be. That said, I wouldn’t spend £65m on Bakayoko either, he is not worth that kind of money.

Who the fuck is pushing for Elanga? Is it Eddie?

Looks like he’s going to land on his feet yet again, if he gets the Arsenal job.

These lot are even worse than the Glazers. Love it hahaha. Manc Utd being a basket case will never not be funny.

I have no idea where we currently stand regarding PSR, but someone please tell me we will have a few quid to spend in the summer? Not too fussed about January. I’m of the opinion that we will just have to accept our medicine as far as the remainder of this season goes. Agree to write this season off (as long as we don’t get relegated) and prepare for a proper rebuild in the summer.