Kilcline

16 host cities, come and get them all!

Liverpool 3-1 Chelsea Brighton 3-0 Wolves Fulham 2-2 Bournemouth Sunderland 1-2 Man United Man City 2-1 Brentford Burnley 1-2 Villa Palace 1-1 Everton Forest 1-1 Newcastle West Ham 0-3 Arsenal Spurs 3-2 Leeds Man City 4-2 Palace

Despicable defending

Club shop sells them; they told me they were so in demand that the next range will have player-specific versions, themselves sub-categorised by "Crock", "Shit", "Eddie's Favourites", or "Not a Howe Player". Commercial team currently considering how to deal with players that fit into more than one category.

very good

The bloke who runs PSG still on the UEFA Exec Committee?

Would probably solve the issue of needing a season ticket waiting list aswell

Knowing us he'll be six weeks in a walking boot then we'll decide to send him for surgery, 12 weeks after that and we'll see him after the first international break of next season

Think it was the night before the PSG game

Yeah they were an incredible side, I remember having Sky Sports News on the day after and I think it was Tony Gale in the studio reviewing the game and he was basically going on like Germany were a team of jobbers that no-one had heard of. In fairness a lot of the chat at the time did get focused on how bad Brazil were but that was next level. As an aside I really liked the Heynckes Bayern treble winning side from around that era aswell, they don't get anywhere near as much attention as they should for me when people talk about the great club sides

Does anyone remember the supporter's workshop that time that ended up with the batshit crazy list of suggestions like a half-time quiz? Wonder if that's on the agenda after the 5G installation. Although if it's like 5G in most of the UK, we'll all have a 5G connection but no signal at the same time in any case. Small mercies

Based on Transfermarkt, Miley has missed the same number of games as Livramento through injury in the last three seasons, it might be time to find my "get him sold he's a crock anyway" pitchfork

That would be why then!

And so the slippery slope to goal music begins/continues Might be funny if the lights change with the pitch of Onedek's voice as he climaxes while announcing Bruno's name though; he took it down a few bars on Saturday, hope he's alright

Carthorse Keane special that

Have Barcelona already decided he's shit or are they just looking down the back of the sofa for a few quid to get out of their latest financial hole?

Fancy this to be a drab affair, 0-0 or 1-1

You see our two performances against that lot from South Tyneside?

That reads less like a leak and more like some guy engagement baiting with an AI-written piece of "thought leadership" EDIT: Is the whole account not just a troll? We didn't win the FA Cup and I'm sure the numbers are mostly wrong too

If they have/Emery has decided this is the game to rest players, that's their/his decision to make. And if it comes back to bite them on the arse, so be it. But as it stands today he's done what he thinks is right for his team. Whether that turns out to be the right decision, we'll find out over the coming weeks. If they finish in the top 5 and win the Europa League they won't give a toss. If they don't finish in the top 5, obviously they'll point to this. But Emery can only make decisions based on the information he has and how he feels at a given time.

Most of us are old enough to remember absolutely dogshit German sides getting to WC finals

Yeah but that's the risk they take. Likewise if he'd gone strong here and they lose Thursday there'd be plenty said aswell, then they struggle after and the same things are said because they're tired etc.

It's tough shit, Aston Villa's job is to do the right thing for Aston Villa. If West Ham don't like it they shouldn't have been shit for months. Does Tottenham having loads of injuries all year impact the integrity of the league?

Villa will be playing CL football next season and have a shot at winning a European trophy this month. They've been pathetic here but the relegation battle isn't any of their concern

If the 6th getting CL happens do the other positions keep skipping down? So 7th and 8th Europa and 9th Conference, assuming Man City win the cup or Chelsea win it and finish top 8?