Kilcline

Dyche is one of the biggest shithouses in football. Talks absolute bollocks, couldn't stand him at Burnley always moaning about other teams diving and carrying on when they were among the biggest load of cheating bastards I've ever seen

Only 9 games in with no-one really getting going yet and already wetting themselves at the prospect of declaring 2025/26 will be a successful season "if we can stay up and beat the Mags." This lot never change do they

Gameweek 7 Palace 1-2 Liverpool Arsenal 3-0 Southampton Brentford 2-1 Wolves Leicester 1-1 Bournemouth Man City 2-0 Fulham West Ham 2-1 Ipswich Everton 1-1 Newcastle Villa 2-1 Man United Chelsea 2-1 Forest Brighton 2-2 Spurs

Northumberland St had a full rail of the long-sleeved B&W top right inside the door, nothing else from the range that I could see though

Hoodie and track top are top notch. Having to send the long sleeved top back as the stitching on the collar is dreadful, almost looks unfinished. Was in JD this morning and about half of the collars were the same, probably stupidly didn't buy a good one but the club shop have said they'll sort it. For £85 (£76.50) you'd have hoped adidas would use their best sweatshop, must be another Elite++ perk!

A combination of a young man learning his game and a team not playing to his (potential) strengths tonight. So many times he could have showed to feet and the layoff to midfield to play the through ball would have been on. Assume this was tactical and he was instructed to look to go beyond. And as others have said, no urgency to play him in behind when he did make the run. Disclaimer that we've not really got Isak into games this season either. Looks like he's got something though.

All the managers are Mags, the Saudis know this and bribed Nissan when they were in Japan for pre seysun marra

Is the roof leaking yet?

Going to get messy this

"We're still everyone's cup final" in the comments. Aye alright marra

Newcastle 1 - 3 Man City Arsenal 3 - 0 Leicester Brentford 1 - 1 West Ham Chelsea 2 - 1 Brighton Everton 1 - 1 Palace Forest 1- 1 Fulham Wolves 1 - 3 Liverpool Ipswich 1 - 2 Villa Man United 2 - 2 Spurs Bournemouth 2 - 1 Southampton

I presume as it's their competition the EFL will allow them to postpone a league game to play the cup game - they won't have a game every midweek for the rest of the season, the only issue is if timing then has a knock on to our next round game, as if that can't be played on time and we're drawn against a team in Europe I'm not sure where the free midweek would be for them.

West Ham 1 - 2 Chelsea Villa 2 - 0 Wolves Fulham 1 - 2 Newcastle Leicester 1 - 1 Everton Liverpool 3 - 0 Bournemouth Southampton 1 - 1 Ipswich Spurs 2 - 1 Brentford Palace 1 - 1 Man United Brighton 1 - 0 Forest Man City 1 - 0 Arsenal

Aye, that'll be the Business Club, £6k a year (£5k + VAT) and if you're not already a seasonal hospitality client you can go on the waiting list and got dibs on match-by-match hospitality tickets before they went on sale.

Scouse mackem cunts, here's hoping either Ipswich or Leicester are good enough over 38 games to do us all a favour

Looks like the keeper isn't worth £25m anymore eh

Start sliding down the table next week when they get beat off the smogmonsters and the meltdown will slowly begin

There'll be a Brucey Bingo card knocking about somewhere, that's for sure

That rules out my smart arse question then, which given what I think you've mentioned you do for work before would have been "Instead of hiring a PR team why don't you just stop being such a dickhead?"

Southampton 1 – 2 Man United Brighton 2 – 0 Ipswich Crystal Palace 2 – 1 Leicester Fulham 1 – 1 West Ham Liverpool 3 – 0 Forest Man City 4 – 0 Brentford Aston Villa 2 – 0 Everton Bournemouth 0 – 2 Chelsea Tottenham 2 – 2 Arsenal Wolves 1 – 2 Newcastle

Aye, think it might have been Nicky Summerbee. Proper nasty piece of shit he was.

Bohemian Rhapsody Odysseas Odysseas Eddie let's give him a go They say he's shit But Odysseas will save the Geordies Geordies Geordies Not sure how you'd start a second round of it mind

This is exactly my take too, it's a song asking something that an increasing number of people don't believe exists to save something an increasing number of people don't believe should exist. The only downside is many people who dislike the national anthem itself would have it be some other shite like Jerusalem instead