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He's the featured player on the official England "Game Day" poster on all the social channels too so it's pretty nailed on

If it's just this season the implementation of "only the captain to speak to the ref" is going as well as I'm sure we'd all expect. Although in our case their uselessness might be a good thing!

Something that isn't a traditionally tracked statistic then but that someone would have counted to prove who the biggest cunts and shithouses are. So is it: spoken to the referee the most times so far this season?

Bookings for dissent? I should probably get on with a bit of graft...

Scrap Bissouma then

Rob Jones seems to referee us a lot. So maybe something like most times booked by Rob Jones? And just because he gets booked all the time and did at the weekend, Yves Bissouma number 1? Are we getting warmer?

I feel like it's going to be something to do with combined fouls made + number of times fouled, or fouls per fair tackle, something like that, but absolutely no idea who would be 1. Probably miles away even on the list aren't I

Won't be long now until footyheadlines blows us away with the exclusive news that we're going to play in black and white stripes next year

Ireland away on Saturday, Finland at home on Tuesday. U21s play Northern Ireland away on Friday, Austria at home on Monday at Kenilworth Road.

He might have done, like that time he mixed up disgrace with the Spanish word for misfortune. Cunt.

Giving us such attention proves he's one of them I suppose

I do enjoy how they're happy to cuck themselves for the sly 6 now that we're the big bad wolf. Silly cunts

What a shithouse. Sounds to me like he plans to use "dynamic pricing" as a way to inflate demand earlier and thus justify hiking the starting price anyway, then using "supply and demand" as the justification for the starting price being what the surge price was.

When they tail off it'll be "Didn't want to get promoted to that corrupt leyg anyway marra. Headchoppers United FC own the refs"

Aye, loads of old people to talk to about the war and how that was nothing compared to how he's been treated everywhere he goes

just got 12/1 on Skybet

Wish I'd known about or seen the freebies outside - was £3.25 for one inside!

Streamlined now he's moved away from an NHS haircut. But on a serious note, I don't recall him looking particularly "slow" at any point last season until after he came back from his injury and clearly wasn't 100%, even before then it was only very early on in games where I recall him getting skinned once or twice but once he'd sussed out how much time and space he needed he was immense. Presume everyone has also had the same analysis and we've supposedly done on Tonali to unlock an extra half a yard.

Wonder how many posts on RTG saying they offered him out and he shit himself or claiming they smacked him one

Said almost the exact same thing about playing him into space after the Sela games - encapsulated this today

100%, thought he was brilliant today

I can believe it but not without adding "and you buy Almiron for £20m"

There are few things more low key satisfying than seeing someone dish out a look of utter contempt to someone so deserving of one