themanupstairs Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Is shuttler a carrilero? trequartista? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The drug dealer - lulls defenders in by giving them an easy and pleasurable ride to begin with, then the defender becomes a heroin addict. PAHA. Fucks sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Weird because I once made up a drug (along the lines of Clarky Cat, Triple Benzine etc) called Shoot which was the sporting drug. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 It's all starting as jokes but I can see these words being used for years to come on this forum, news sites, and football in general. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Speaking of which, it looks like Ladbrokes have been modelling one of their 'lads' on one of our former players: http://ladbrokeslife.com/assets/images/characters/282e37ad.gutstarter.png Geremi? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Cisse is an archetypal homeless forward like; he hangs around a box waiting to feed on scraps, frequently caught sat with a bitch that isn't his. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Cisse is one of the two; a misunderstood genius surrounded by inept teammates incapable of getting throughballs to his offside trap breaking runs... OR he is a donkey who relies scraps in the box or on beating a defender by the one out of ten times he gets away with an offside beating run. I say sell, one season of wonderous play doesn'tcut the mustard for me, he´s getting on so we should recover (and spend) a half decent fee on somebody with more hunger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Sell our best goalscorer, man. Preposterous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Why does he keep playing that absolute fucking car crash Williamson? Friendly or not, surely it's an opportunity to give some of the kids a bit of game time. Quite clearly Williamson features in his plans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 No words from him after todays game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 No words from him after todays game? Hoping he has some good news on the transfer front. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/steve-mcclaren-admits-newcastle-united-9731548 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Looks like we have goals from other parts of the pitch. Sissoko, De Jong, Perez and Wijnaldum all good for a goal. Shame our defence is shocking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Just been on SSN - expects Colo to stay. Said he doesn't know if we will get anymore signings. Hope he was being cagey - otherwise we are going to struggle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alberto2005 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Just been on SSN - expects Colo to stay. Said he doesn't know if we will get anymore signings. Hope he was being cagey - otherwise we are going to struggle. Worrying. He's been sure about signings so far. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 If nothing happens then it's no different to last year and all the wankfests on twitter were incredibly premature. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 No words from him after todays game? He's hopefully using his words to dictate his resignation speech. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Just been on SSN - expects Colo to stay. Said he doesn't know if we will get anymore signings. Hope he was being cagey - otherwise we are going to struggle. Obviously he's being cagey as I distinctly recall Ashley saying we were going to make our own luck from now on. I for one fully expect them to deliver more high quality signings as they never tell lies, mislead fans or create unrealistic expectations in the fanbase. #buythefuckingcart Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 http://www.skysports.com/watch/video/sports/football/teams/newcastle-united/9925629/mcclaren-expects-coloccini-to-stay Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Sounds like the pots dry. I'd be ok with keeping Cisse at the expense of another striker and just Adding another Centre Back. If it's just Mbemba coming in then we're fucked if he gets a knock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Certainly sounds like nothing on the horizon in terms of transfers. I wasn't convinced by his Coloccini comments, I think he was being evasive. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 So we're done on transfers despite still being short on quality out wide and at the back. Horse+half-a-cart. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Aye we need centre backs and a winger at a bare minimum, i could also make arguments for fullback and a DM. ( considering none of the options are particularly inspiring) Absolute joke if there's no more incomings, but sadly expected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 So much for Mbemba + 3 more then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Certainly sounds like nothing on the horizon in terms of transfers. I wasn't convinced by his Coloccini comments, I think he was being evasive. Agreed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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