AyeDubbleYoo Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I like any new hipster football terms TBH, very pleasing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I'm gonna make some up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard of Byker Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I've always had Ben Tozer down as a mid-range pony handler. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieT Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I won't pretend to understand the nuances of the role, but I'm surprised none of you have heard of it. It's one of those terms that are becoming increasingly pervasive in tactical analysis. I think I probably first heard of it from Jonathon Wilson too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I'll be honest i don't tend to read much of these tactical analysis blogs, so these made up terms have definitely slipped me by. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Sissoko is more of a false shuttler imo Every football hipster I've ever known has been either a terrible footballer, generally crap at sport/exercise or desperate for attention... so they spend their time watching grainy streams of Lokomotiv Mezra in the Bulgarian third division whilst scribbling notes about how Boris the fullback doesn't track the wing-deployed right central inside shuttler through the transitional phase decoy in the 2nd third build play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom1988 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 I'm gonna make some up. Was thinking the same thing - since this years FM brought in all those new role types I thought it would be funny to come up with some spurious ones and assign players that match the characteristics/position. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Sissoko is more of a false shuttler imo Every football hipster I've ever known has been either a terrible footballer, generally crap at sport/exercise or desperate for attention... so they spend their time watching grainy streams of Lokomotiv Mezra in the Bulgarian third division whilst scribbling notes about how Boris the fullback doesn't track the wing-deployed right central inside shuttler through the transitional phase decoy in the 2nd third build play. Mezdra. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikenewcastle Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Sissoko is more of a false shuttler imo Every football hipster I've ever known has been either a terrible footballer, generally crap at sport/exercise or desperate for attention... so they spend their time watching grainy streams of Lokomotiv Mezra in the Bulgarian third division whilst scribbling notes about how Boris the fullback doesn't track the wing-deployed right central inside shuttler through the transitional phase decoy in the 2nd third build play. And they have no friends naturally... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The College Dropout Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Football blogs = guardian.co.uk/football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard of Byker Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Sissoko is more of a false shuttler imo Every football hipster I've ever known has been either a terrible footballer, generally crap at sport/exercise or desperate for attention... so they spend their time watching grainy streams of Lokomotiv Mezra in the Bulgarian third division whilst scribbling notes about how Boris the fullback doesn't track the wing-deployed right central inside shuttler through the transitional phase decoy in the 2nd third build play. Mezdra. Decent side. Georgi Barbov is one of the best drop top bingo hustlers in the Bulgarian second division. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The drug dealer - lulls defenders in by giving them an easy and pleasurable ride to begin with, then the defender becomes a heroin addict. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard of Byker Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 This is the Ladbrokes Life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 This is the Ladbrokes Life. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard of Byker Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Speaking of which, it looks like Ladbrokes have been modelling one of their 'lads' on one of our former players: http://ladbrokeslife.com/assets/images/characters/282e37ad.gutstarter.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom1988 Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The PCSO - looks the part and is expected to play the role of an enforcer but in reality is weak as piss and gets no respect Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Is shuttler a carrilero? trequartista? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 The drug dealer - lulls defenders in by giving them an easy and pleasurable ride to begin with, then the defender becomes a heroin addict. PAHA. Fucks sake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 Weird because I once made up a drug (along the lines of Clarky Cat, Triple Benzine etc) called Shoot which was the sporting drug. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astroblack Posted July 24, 2015 Share Posted July 24, 2015 It's all starting as jokes but I can see these words being used for years to come on this forum, news sites, and football in general. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Speaking of which, it looks like Ladbrokes have been modelling one of their 'lads' on one of our former players: http://ladbrokeslife.com/assets/images/characters/282e37ad.gutstarter.png Geremi? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted July 25, 2015 Share Posted July 25, 2015 Cisse is an archetypal homeless forward like; he hangs around a box waiting to feed on scraps, frequently caught sat with a bitch that isn't his. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
buzza Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Cisse is one of the two; a misunderstood genius surrounded by inept teammates incapable of getting throughballs to his offside trap breaking runs... OR he is a donkey who relies scraps in the box or on beating a defender by the one out of ten times he gets away with an offside beating run. I say sell, one season of wonderous play doesn'tcut the mustard for me, he´s getting on so we should recover (and spend) a half decent fee on somebody with more hunger. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Sell our best goalscorer, man. Preposterous. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Why does he keep playing that absolute fucking car crash Williamson? Friendly or not, surely it's an opportunity to give some of the kids a bit of game time. Quite clearly Williamson features in his plans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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