SEMTEX Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 There's no fucking point in making a press announcement telling the world that Alan Smith is available on a free. They might as well host a conference letting the world that I'd be available on a free. At least I'd drum up some interest at the odd Sunday League side. Alan Smith is too shit for any good teams, and too expensive for any bad teams. We're stuck with him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 There's no fucking point in making a press announcement telling the world that Alan Smith is available on a free. They might as well host a conference letting the world that I'd be available on a free. At least I'd drum up some interest at the odd Sunday League side. Alan Smith is too shit for any good teams, and too expensive for any bad teams. We're stuck with him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I´m going to flag at full-mast on july 1st 2012, and make it an annual ritual in the hope that I never see such a player ever again in the b&w shirt. He is the last one left after Xisco departed of the mediocre-to-bad players-on-huge-wages group. It will truly signal the end of an era. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I´m going to flag at full-mast on july 1st 2012, and make it an annual ritual in the hope that I never see such a player ever again in the b&w shirt. He is the last one left after Xisco departed of the mediocre-to-bad players-on-huge-wages group. It will truly signal the end of an era. Hate to say this, but Xisco will be back with us next year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 I´m going to flag at full-mast on july 1st 2012, and make it an annual ritual in the hope that I never see such a player ever again in the b&w shirt. He is the last one left after Xisco departed of the mediocre-to-bad players-on-huge-wages group. It will truly signal the end of an era. Hate to say this, but Xisco will be back with us next year. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Conjo Posted August 16, 2011 Share Posted August 16, 2011 Half-mast it is then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 More or less annoying pointless thread bump than the relegationometer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 p.s. fuck you alan I hope you read this and then get hit by a bus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 In the starting line-up today? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 p.s. fuck you alan I hope you read this and then get hit by a bus. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Antec Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Need to start a 'Time left until Smith's contract expires' countdown timer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I might organise a street party for when his contract runs out like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mugatu Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I might organise a street party for when his contract runs out like. We should make it a local holiday like in Europe where they have Saint's days and stuff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 How many years does this useless git still have on his contract? Can't imagine he and Barton were on completely different levels of wages. If we can peddle the latter for free, surely we'd be better off paying up the rest of Smith's contrat? If he's so influential in the dressing room, then why not cancel his playing contract and offer him a "coaching role"? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 We will lose tonight with him in the side. He could be in a side full of Pele's Maradonna's and Messi's, they'd still lose with him around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Need to start a 'Time left until Smith's contract expires' countdown timer I'll start one when my current expires Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 When does it expire? 30 June 2012? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 Need to start a 'Time left until Smith's contract expires' countdown timer can we get one of these on the main page!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 You know the second we fucking do he's signing an extension. They'll probably fly JFK back in for the signing photo shoot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 You know the second we fucking do he's signing an extension. They'll probably fly JFK back in for the signing photo shoot. Remember, Kinnear himself still has this 2 year contract on his table. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 You know the second we fucking do he's signing an extension. They'll probably fly JFK back in for the signing photo shoot. Remember, Kinnear himself still has this 2 year contract on his table. Don't worry 2 years have gone by since he was offered it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 We will lose tonight with him in the side. He could be in a side full of Pele's Maradonna's and Messi's, they'd still lose with him around. If Newcastle lose tonight I'll drink Messi's piss. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 309 days, 11 hours and 12 minutes to go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ocho Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 We will lose tonight with him in the side. He could be in a side full of Pele's Maradonna's and Messi's, they'd still lose with him around. If Newcastle lose tonight I'll drink Messi's p*ss. Sheargol - Mark Duffy any good for you guys? He played in our 6s games a few times over the summer. He was the best there, but that's not saying much! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bealios Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 I was woken up in the middle of the night by my missus, and then couldn't get back to sleep because for some reason I was angered about the thought of Alan Smith and his "great bloke" imagine and the fact that he "just wanted to play football", and what a load of complete bollocks that statement is, since he would rather sit in the reserves for Newcastle picking up his £60K per week than take a pay cut and go and play for a team (Leeds) he supposedly supports, to help them get back to the Premier League, after their tremendous fall from grace (where he was part of the team that kick started it). All footballers are cunts. Except :colo: and Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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