Dave Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 11mins! They'd better hurry up. Maybe an extra million just to be sure? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/sport/article-23431993-details/article.do?ito=newsnow& seen this exact word for word story in a few places now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 He can't say Newcastle properly. That can't be a good thing he also has no sense of smell. He attracts sharks, shows up on enemy radar. If I went to sleep on a ship with Redknapp on board, I'd be thinking... my god. When I wake up, will I find everyone else alive? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 A cockney in charge of Newcastle? I wonder what's NE5 feeling! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
pinkeye Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Just been watching SSN for 15 mins and spent the entire time cringing, some of the emails that they choose to read out are just awful, particularly love the ones from the Toon Haters (Man Utd fans in particular), apparently we need to get a life and give our heads a shake, we are a rubbish team from a rubbish town and the sooner we realise this the better. ;D Also, news to me this one!! We haven't won anything for over 50 years!! Good god, has it been that long? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 who invented the "Mong Detector"?, because I havn't heard much about him/her, and I don't think he/she is getting sufficient credit for it. The amount of times SSN have rolled the device out to cherry-pick potential interviewee's, for example the new crop they have just shown, is beyond belief. I seriously think the inventor deserves some kind of award for services to broadcasting. SSN are taking him/her for a f****** muppet. haha, i partiularly liked the big fat guy wearing the black top, who said he wanted keegan and shearer back, and when pressed on a question that i cant quite recall, totally panicked and blurted out 'yeah i hope harry comes, i hope we get him" yup, he was the guy I was aiming that at tbh! Surely, they can find someone walking up and down Northumberland St that looks like they might have a few brain cells and speak some sense. Might as well just walk into fucking McDonalds and ask any Tom, Dick or Harry. Or should that be any Sharon, Baz or Chardonnay. "Urrrrrrrrr aye, ahd like Redknapp like. Had on 2 minutes pal.... *turns round* NOR MAN, AH DON'T WANT A CHICKEN SANDWICH, GERRIZ A BIG MAC....MAKE IT SOOOPASIZE". *turns back* soz there pal, what were ya sayin? Redknapp? Orrrr aye, aye, definatlee" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 11mins! They'd better hurry up. Maybe an extra million just to be sure? I can see it now, please come Harry, you don't even have to move here, you can give your team talks via webcam and email us the team selection. We'll buy you the biggest plasma screen you've ever seen and you can watch the matches from your house! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Brewcastle Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 We're not serious??? 5 million a year + flights, for a very average manager. We deserve everything we get. Agreed. Sounds as a nightmare...... I don't want to pay anything of that. But have to; jersey, ticket etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 as an aside, i got a book called football days for xmas, a collection of photographs, and having seen a picture or harry when he was a fine, handsome young chap, and looking at what he's turned into now, jamie must be fucking shitting himself, no wonder he married louise while he still could Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Loving the headlines from the Sky Sports/Planet Football website. * Magpies plan Harry approach * Pompey: No Harry approach * Kenwright rules out Moyes exit * Sven sorry to see Big Sam go * Ashley backed to deliver * Allardyce looking forward * Harry happy at Pompey * Redknapp favourite for Toon Spot the u-turns. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 who invented the "Mong Detector"?, because I havn't heard much about him/her, and I don't think he/she is getting sufficient credit for it. The amount of times SSN have rolled the device out to cherry-pick potential interviewee's, for example the new crop they have just shown, is beyond belief. I seriously think the inventor deserves some kind of award for services to broadcasting. SSN are taking him/her for a f****** muppet. haha, i partiularly liked the big fat guy wearing the black top, who said he wanted keegan and shearer back, and when pressed on a question that i cant quite recall, totally panicked and blurted out 'yeah i hope harry comes, i hope we get him" yup, he was the guy I was aiming that at tbh! Surely, they can find someone walking up and down Northumberland St that looks like they might have a few brain cells and speak some sense. Might as well just walk into f****** McDonalds and ask any Tom, Dick or Harry. Or should that be any Sharon, Baz or Chardonnay. "Urrrrrrrrr aye, ahd like Redknapp like. Had on 2 minutes pal.... *turns round* NOR MAN, AH DON'T WANT A CHICKEN SANDWICH, GERRIZ A BIG MAC....MAKE IT SOOOPASIZE". *turns back* soz there pal, what were ya sayin? Redknapp? Orrrr aye, aye, definatlee" haha, yup, its not hard to find a dafty in a town centre, i'm heading up to town after the press conference actually so i might track the cameras down Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Loving the headlines from the Sky Sports/Planet Football website. * Magpies plan Harry approach * Pompey: No Harry approach * Kenwright rules out Moyes exit * Sven sorry to see Big Sam go * Ashley backed to deliver * Allardyce looking forward * Harry happy at Pompey * Redknapp favourite for Toon Spot the u-turns. Can't, I'm too dizzy having read that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mags Serbia Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Championship , here we come !!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Munkey Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 as an aside, i got a book called football days for xmas, a collection of photographs, and having seen a picture or harry when he was a fine, handsome young chap, and looking at what he's turned into now, jamie must be f****** shitting himself, no wonder he married louise while he still could unless jamie gets involved in a car-crash in Italy and fucks his face up like his old man, i doubt that he'll end up looking like Redknapp senior Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Also, news to me this one!! We haven't won anything for over 50 years!! Good god, has it been that long? Wow, that long I had't noticed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Amy Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 2 minutes left of the morning. If there is no official approach, then Sky Sports and the rest of the meeja are wrong! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 This whole thing has destroyed my brain, I was having nightmares about footy last night and I can't even remember what was happening to the club except I was absolutely gutted by it and in a pub surrounded by suicidal toon fans and smart arse supporters of other clubs. I've lost my mind to the extent I bet a tenner in quids on various outcomes of the Man U match, most of which were relatively positive for us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 2 minutes left of the morning. If there is no official approach, then Sky Sports and the rest of the meeja are wrong! Adn will look like total dicks for persuing summik that was written by another hack. Flies round shit anyone? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MidfieldGeneral Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Sorry if this has already been mentioned but does anyone have any idea who the big club are that Redknapp turned down recently Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Right. here we go. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gray Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 is it on SSN? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarralad Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Not sure but its not on Setanta. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 At St James at the moment. Just blabbering about how Ashley and Mort aren't here. Happy Redknapp has refused to speak to the media at portsmouth and has lef the training ground. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 "Sources" say he's coming up North today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Sorry if this has already been mentioned but does anyone have any idea who the big club are that Redknapp turned down recently spurs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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