James Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Oh my god, Alan Oliver has just reduced me to tears. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/videos-pictures/2008/01/17/talking-heeds-the-return-of-kevin-keegan-72703-20362265/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Oliver uses the telephone as a literary device more often than J. D. Salinger. Feel a Trigger moment coming on- Whats the 1930's American public enemy no.1 murderer got to do with phones? Sure you didn't mean J.R. Hartley? Still waiting for the punchline btw. Nice try Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Absolutely fucking class the way Oliver has come out of this. That short of a having anything like a clue he linked virtually everybody with the job. Apart from the bloke who got it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Absolutely fucking class the way Oliver has come out of this. That short of a having anything like a clue he linked virtually everybody with the job. Apart from the bloke who got it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Oh my god, Alan Oliver has just reduced me to tears. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/videos-pictures/2008/01/17/talking-heeds-the-return-of-kevin-keegan-72703-20362265/ Really people, watch this, the start is the most cringeworthy thing I have ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest johnson293 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Absolutely f****** class the way Oliver has come out of this. That short of a having anything like a clue he linked virtually everybody with the job. Apart from the bloke who got it. Exactly what I was thinkign when I read his artcile today. The Chronicle can reveal today that Mike Ashley and Chris Mort made a beeline for Keegan as soon as Harry Redknapp turned the job down. Keegan immediately accepted – and the deal was done and dusted by Sunday afternoon. Its almost like he's now claiming to have known, but they weren;t able to reveal at the time! Todays Chronic also appears to be claiming the first 'Full' Interview with Keegan since his return - but if you read it, its simply the same thing that has been published elsewhere already this morning/today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I watched the start, I have no sound on as I'm at work. Didn't know what the fck was happening. I think you should all leave Alan Oliver alone now. you've had your fun. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 To be fair to Anal what he said is that only 4 people knew about this situation from Sunday until it was revealed on Wednesday. Ashley, Mort, Keegan, and his wife.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedudeabides Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 That is possibly the most embarrassing thing in the entire history of football. mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 To be fair to Anal what he said is that only 4 people knew about this situation from Sunday until it was revealed on Wednesday. Ashley, Mort, Keegan, and his wife.. I knew about it yesterday morning (pm'ed a few on here) that it was likely anyway and someone else told me and I know who KK told (i.e. where the info came from originally). And it wasn't any of those other 3. Oliver's just trying to hide his embarrassment. Why the fuck do you think KK was backed down to 3-1? The bloke's an idiot man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 He is an idiot, just saying he wasn't claiming he knew. Still I suppose you're right that when he talks about only four people knowing he was only saying it to make it look like he couldn't possibly have known, when in fact he should of if he wasn't completely shit at his job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I can't see that video by the way, it says it can't play the media file.. I want to see it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I can't see that video by the way, it says it can't play the media file.. I want to see it No, you really don't. I wish I hadn't now. The guy is a life-sized phallus who spews bile whenever a camera or keyboard is put in front of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fredbob Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 I can't see that video by the way, it says it can't play the media file.. I want to see it You dont, its a car crash of a video. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 He is an idiot, just saying he wasn't claiming he knew. Still I suppose you're right that when he talks about only four people knowing he was only saying it to make it look like he couldn't possibly have known, when in fact he should of if he wasn't completely shit at his job. Yeah, sorry I was just indignant at the thought of anyone sticking up for him In fairness, it wasn't so much him not knowing, more him previously claiming it was definitely Redknapp or Hughes, then just Hughes, then him linking everyone Tom, Dick or Harry you ever heard (or not heard) of with the job by saying they'd contacted him first. Maybe someone was just making prank calls Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Fucking hell put the mask back on quick! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatTheFunk Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 basically... what a complete fucking mong you are Alan Oliver!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Libertine Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 i really thought they had a world exclusive interview with keegan till the big reveal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 What happens on the video? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
9 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Oh my god, Alan Oliver has just reduced me to tears. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/videos-pictures/2008/01/17/talking-heeds-the-return-of-kevin-keegan-72703-20362265/ I cant belive thats for real. its almost as if they dont know thats being filmed and there just pissing about Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Spectrum Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 What happens on the video? Alan Oliver is sat there in a Kevin Keegan mask with some other guy, "Welcome back to the north east Kevin"...I turned it off then...too painful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 What happens on the video? Just alan and lee ryder talking about the whole keegan thing, nothing special. Alan putting on a paper keegan mask that they're giving away with the chron on saturday, haha, pretty cringeworthy! I actually saw alan oliver last night going into Shearers bar whilst I was waiting in the queue for my ticket Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 What happens on the video? Alan Oliver is sat there in a Kevin Keegan mask with some other guy, "Welcome back to the north east Kevin"...I turned it off then...too painful. Oliver then tries to do an impression of Keegan, but transforms into incomprehensible giggling before announcing that he's 'gonna sort that Alan Oliver out' before ripping off his mask with a cringeworthy aren't I clever look, before declaring that you can get your KK mask in Saturday's Chronicle. Meanwhile Lee Ryder looks on very bemused. You could have taken that scene out of The Office to be honest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 OMG that video is horrific! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 How boring is Lee Ryder btw, just so gormless Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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