junkhead Posted June 4, 2008 Share Posted June 4, 2008 Just to update, todays cracker is 'Taylor will be good next season says Howey.' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Thursday- "Beye targets top six spot". Friday- "We might be playing in Majorca". I'm loving this (even if nobody else is ). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Oliver is back today so we should get even better ones soon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nicky Posted June 6, 2008 Share Posted June 6, 2008 Anyone seen nufc.coms brilliant piece today on Oliver? Pre-season: S-pain in the arse Anyone who has happened to read the German FA's website since early May will have seen a news item (in English) referring to a pre-season tournament involving Bundesliga and Premier League sides. Newcastle and Manchester City were mentioned, along with German outfits Hannover 96 and Hertha Berlin - competing for the Multi Media Sports Cup in a four team tournament at Real Mallorca's Son Moix Stadium in Palma. However the subsequent award of a UEFA Cup place to Manchester City meant that their opening round in that competition would clash with the Mallorca event. City then withdrew, leaving the organisers to find a replacement side - and NUFC unable to confirm their participation, for fear of possibly misleading supporters. Unfortunately the Chronicle have now chosen to mention this, leaving fans in a dilemma over whether or not to risk booking flights before the prices increase still further. The same source also claim that Hannover are replacing Man City when in fact they themselves publicised the event on their own website in early May. And the dates they claim of Friday 1st to Sunday 3rd of August differ by 24 hours from information posted to German fans, whose schedule starts 24 hours before - which would make a big difference to flight bookers. There's also a blatant attempt at sh*t-stirring in the piece by writing "unless he is overruled by director of football Dennis Wise, United manager Kevin Keegan....." After being blamed by fans booking flights to Amsterdam last year when we wrote that Newcastle were listed by SkySports as participating in that event, we opted not to mention this Mallorca jaunt until it was confirmed 100%. As of now, that's still the case. So, if you want to book flights etc. for this tournament, then go right ahead - but at your own risk, not ours. And if it all turns to dust, blame the slack-jawed old fool at Thomson House. If he was a horse, they'd shoot him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted June 9, 2008 Share Posted June 9, 2008 "Toon in £10million Gomis Swoop" deserves scorn for being thoroughly misleading. Anyone see the sad little pic of KK on the Chronicle's back page? mackems.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Today's Journal No bids in yet for United striker Ameobi NEWCASTLE United are hopeful of sparking a bidding war for striker Shola Ameobi this summer, but the player’s agent has denied that a £4m bid from Championship club Ipswich Town has been accepted. http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/sundaysun/tm_headline=no-bids-in-yet-for-united-striker-ameobi%26method=full%26objectid=21047791%26siteid=61634-name_page.html Today's Chronicle Meanwhile, the Chronicle’s revelation that United have accepted a £3.5m package from Ipswich Town for striker Shola Ameobi ................... http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/sundaysun/tm_headline=d-day-for-barton%26method=full%26objectid=21049341%26siteid=72703-name_page.html Now someone is lying Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 The Journal were horribly wrong about Rozehnal yesterday like. Despite the higher standards of writing present in the rag, they know even less than the Ronny do about what goes on at NUFC and it's been that way as long as I can remember. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Toon-Mates Special: Favourite Pastime Listen to lads talk about what they like to do away from football Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Toon-Mates Special: Favourite Pastime Listen to lads talk about what they like to do away from football I feel bad for enjoying all of these pieces on World. Habib Beye's daughter is his "sunshine". Fantastic man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Today's Journal No bids in yet for United striker Ameobi NEWCASTLE United are hopeful of sparking a bidding war for striker Shola Ameobi this summer, but the player’s agent has denied that a £4m bid from Championship club Ipswich Town has been accepted. http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/sundaysun/tm_headline=no-bids-in-yet-for-united-striker-ameobi%26method=full%26objectid=21047791%26siteid=61634-name_page.html Today's Chronicle Meanwhile, the Chronicle’s revelation that United have accepted a £3.5m package from Ipswich Town for striker Shola Ameobi ................... http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/newcastleunited/sundaysun/tm_headline=d-day-for-barton%26method=full%26objectid=21049341%26siteid=72703-name_page.html Now someone is lying they always contradict each other......aren`t the 2 papers in the same building or something too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 10, 2008 Share Posted June 10, 2008 Toon-Mates Special: Favourite Pastime Listen to lads talk about what they like to do away from football I feel bad for enjoying all of these pieces on World. Habib Beye's daughter is his "sunshine". Fantastic man. Good idea, but I don't think Craig Hope is subtle enough when he asks the questions, while the post production is horrible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 "Bring it on says Tayls"- Steven Taylor cant wait for the new season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 What a total fuking cunt the lad is. I even heard the mouthy fuking arsehole dared praised Keegan and the new era this week. Wish someone would just kill the mug. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Way to miss the point. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 I'm not missing any point, just thought i'd let the weekly Taylor bashing for him doing not much wrong commence. I'm sure someone will have a problem with him talking to the Ronnie or suggesting he might be playing football in the 1st team next season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The Chronicle is like a Steven Taylor mouthpiece these days, no bugger else talks to Oliver. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The Chronicle is like a Steven Taylor mouthpiece these days, no bugger else talks to Oliver. What a cunt the lad is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The Chronicle is like a Steven Taylor mouthpiece these days, no bugger else talks to Oliver. There was a article on the back page tonight with quotes from Taylor the article was written by Lee Ryder & not Olly. Edgar was quoted talking to the paper tonight. Alan Oliver has been on holiday for about 10 days now. Even with the net, the Chron in print is still my must go to item if anything happens regarding NUFC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimbo Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The Chronicle is like a Steven Taylor mouthpiece these days, no bugger else talks to Oliver. There was article on the back page tonight with quotes from Taylor the article was written by Lee Ryder & no Olly. Edgar was quoted in the paper. Alan Oliver has been on holiday for about 10 days now. Cheers. Any chance you can tell us what he's wearing? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The Chronicle is like a Steven Taylor mouthpiece these days, no bugger else talks to Oliver. There was article on the back page tonight with quotes from Taylor the article was written by Lee Ryder & no Olly. Edgar was quoted in the paper. Alan Oliver has been on holiday for about 10 days now. Cheers. Any chance you can tell us what he's wearing? If he is on hols I am guessing shorts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 8, 2008 Share Posted July 8, 2008 The Chronicle is like a Steven Taylor mouthpiece these days, no bugger else talks to Oliver. There was article on the back page tonight with quotes from Taylor the article was written by Lee Ryder & no Olly. Edgar was quoted in the paper. Alan Oliver has been on holiday for about 10 days now. Cheers. Any chance you can tell us what he's wearing? A Burkha hopefully for the locals of wherever he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LooneyToonArmy Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 The Chronicle is like a Steven Taylor mouthpiece these days, no bugger else talks to Oliver. and back to business as usual 'Morale in Newcastle United squad now sky high' http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/07/10/morale-in-newcastle-united-squad-now-sky-high-72703-21317487/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Here is another rent o quote from the toon KK will guide NUFC back to the top: Harper Jul 10 2008 by Lee Ryder, Evening Chronicle Steve Harper NEWCASTLE United goalkeeper Steve Harper feels that the Magpies can make steady progress in the coming season under the guidance of Kevin Keegan. The Toon boss has been working his players hard – albeit a depleted squad due to injuries and players yet to return from World Cup duty – during the first week of pre-season training. Harper has been one of them and the battle for the No 1 jersey got under way again this week, with Republic of Ireland stopper Shay Given now fit again after groin problems last term. Yet Harper – who has played Champions League football for Newcastle – is fully focused on making a major improvement on last season’s 12th place finish. He said today: “Realistically we are looking at the top eight but hopefully it can be the top six. “We finished 12th last year. “And we’ve got to get back into the top half of the table. “It won’t happen overnight. “We have to first look to get back in the top six at some stage and then build year on year.” Harper is by far Newcastle’s longest serving player and, like Given, is now entitled to a testimonial at St James’s Park. The last two seasons have resulted in Harper making almost a half-century of appearances due to injuries to Given, although some of Harper’s performances would arguably have had him in the side on merit. The Easington-born keeper is the only survivor from Keegan’s first stint in charge at the club after Special K signed him from Seaham Red Star in 1993. During his time at United Harper has enjoyed several loan stints including time out at Huddersfield, Hartlepool and Bradford City. Speaking on working with KK in his second spell as manager, Harper added: “He has made a massive impact. “We couldn’t have been any lower when he came in. “He’s lit the place up. “We just hope he receives the backing to bring in the players to get us into the top half of the league.” Meanwhile, the Chronicle understands that Birmingham City are yet to receive a concrete bid for ex-Arsenal young gun Seb Larsson, a player with whom Newcastle have been linked The Championship side are thought to be determined to hold on to the Swedish international. Sources at St Andrews say Newcastle would have to make a bid in excess of £4.5m to have any chance of landing the Euro 2008 star. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted July 10, 2008 Share Posted July 10, 2008 Most of you bastards read it for free via the net while your at work & still fooking whinge, while likes of me spunk out 42p & the whole paper does what it needs to do fill in the time while not eating at lunchtime. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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