nobby_solano Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I was talking to a Spurs fan who said he met god and god is signing for Spurs this weekend. yup ... glenn hoddle found him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I was talking to a Spurs fan who said he met god and god is signing for Spurs this weekend. good player. omnipitent . 3 players in one apparantly. Hasn't got a left foot mind. busy most sundays aswell Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doug Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 would love it to be true because then finally when he flops, we can forget about his evil shadow hanging over this club Not funny or clever. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Why are people even entertaining some rubbish fabricated by some mongs on a Spurs forum? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I was talking to a Spurs fan who said he met god and god is signing for Spurs this weekend. good player. omnipitent . 3 players in one apparantly. Hasn't got a left foot mind. busy most sundays aswell Apparently he's not very good on the left-wing, but has a history of success on the right wing - could be considered the poster boy for a generation of right-wingers. Oh, apparently he used to be able to strike from anywhere but we've not seen much of it lately, unless you count the South-East Asia Cup... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 They have signed Yahweh tho. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lotus Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Didn't he used to play for Cruzeiro? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Chelsea have just signed Quetzalcoatl!!!!!!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Chelsea have just signed Quetzalcoatl!!!!!!!!!! He'd never get a work permit if we signed him. Fucking dodgy bullshit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest optimistic nit Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 just need MJ to come on now to confirm this from either his auntie that works 'daan the laaane' or carrying quotes from the all-mighty and all-knowing gods that are the ITK's of the spurs message boards. This was posted on a Spurs MB before 9am this morning: I've been told by family in Newcastle (and they have told me comes from a reliable source), and so thought I would pass on. I have heard that Kevin Keegan is not expected to be the Newcastle Manager at the beginning of this upcoming season, and that Alan Shearer will take charge (maybe why Shearer didn't take the Blackburn Job when he was reportedly no.1 choice and offered the job) with Denis Wise overseeing things. Apparently Ashley only wanted Keegan in to appease fans and try and keep the barcodes up. I chose not to post it as I only post here what I believe to be accurate at the time I post it. seriously though, thats not even a half truth embelished its just a plain lie, nothing else. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I do think Keegan's relationship with Ashley has been downfalling since the outburst. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I do think Keegan's relationship with Ashley has been downfalling since the outburst. May I ask what you base that opinion on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I'd genuinely cry if this were to happen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Apparently God's got a son who's pretty nifty too, rising through the ranks at some team in the Israeli league. Why won't we turn the table? My friend who took a wrong turn in North London and ended up at White Hart Lane decided to get out for a piss and overheard an evening standard salesman informing an OAP who was passing by that Juande Ramos is set to quit and take up his long-standing life goal of being an astronaut. Apparently, this is after Daniel Levy hinted he may not have a job anymore after last year's disappointing finish and has instead lined up a team of former talismanic Spurs trio Gary Mabbutt, Jason Dozell and Darren Anderton, the latter expected to be the team's physio. It's equally as reliable and just as worthy of discussion. Idiots. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 May I ask what you base that opinion on? When Keegan first got the job back in January he did seems to be full of enthusiasm I didn't have that feeling from him after the outburst. I am not saying the club is going to have a downfall soon but it does seems like Keegan is having a tougher job than he's expected. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UV Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Apparently God's got a son who's pretty nifty too, rising through the ranks at some team in the Israeli league. Goalie isn't he? He can save miraculously at times, but gets crucified on crosses. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Apparently God's got a son who's pretty nifty too, rising through the ranks at some team in the Israeli league. Goalie isn't he? He can save miraculously at times, but gets crucified on crosses. Take a bow, son. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Update: Ramos has now changed his mind from astronaut to bullfighter. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 the story was leaked by a little wooden boy, with an elongated nose, followed by someone named jiminy cricket, who is said to be the new adoptive father of juande ramos. early reports indicate, that ramos will be using his newly adopted father's surname instead of his own, to appeal to the uk more and will be now know as juande cricket Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhatTheFunk Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I was talking to a Spurs fan who said he met god and god is signing for Spurs this weekend. good player. omnipitent . 3 players in one apparantly. Hasn't got a left foot mind. aye. good in the air though. might have a problem with Sunday fixtures Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 If this is true it will probably be because Keegan isn't being too receptive to alternative players that are being recommended by the recruiting staff. In order to truly get the most out of the recruiting setup we have we will probably need a younger manager who isn't that experienced in this area and so would appreciate the help. Shearer fits the bill. All Sheare would then have to worry about woul dbe getting the most out of the playing staff. He would also have a good experienced assistant manager in Houghton to assist him. I don't think this is all that impossible a scenario. Things have been eerily quiet since Keegan returned. Not even a random interview with the guy. Not a peep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jawesome Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Yeah right mate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 If this is true it will probably be because Keegan isn't being too receptive to alternative players that are being recommended by the recruiting staff. In order to truly get the most out of the recruiting setup we have we will probably need a younger manager who isn't that experienced in this area and so would appreciate the help. Shearer fits the bill. All Sheare would then have to worry about woul dbe getting the most out of the playing staff. He would also have a good experienced assistant manager in Houghton to assist him. I don't think this is all that impossible a scenario. Things have been eerily quiet since Keegan returned. Not even a random interview with the guy. Not a peep. Shearer wouldn't like others poking their noses in. Don't think he got on with Wise either. Irrelevant anyway, as clearly a Spurs fan has gotten pissed off by all of their strikers wanting to piss off, and he decided to sling mud at Newcastle to make him feel better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 I was talking to a Spurs fan who said he met god and god is signing for Spurs this weekend. good player. omnipitent . 3 players in one apparantly. Hasn't got a left foot mind. aye. good in the air though. might have a problem with Sunday fixtures Dodgy temper and doesn't take kindly to other team mates being worshipped. Doesn't like gays either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted July 1, 2008 Share Posted July 1, 2008 Jesus wept. Martins to Arsenal, Keegan to be sacked, Ashley selling up, Barton in court again...do we really have another month of this to look forward to? No more Euro 2008 to use as a distraction either. The only people who seem to genuinely enjoy the silly season are Spurs supporters. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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