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from a toffee fansite in january

 

Paul Ramsey

Posted 23/01/2008 at 10:28:57

 

Earlier this month I went to watch Mallorca v Barce in Palma and stayed with a Spanish friend of mine and Mallorca season ticket holder. I was very impressed with Jonas, by far Mallorca’s best and most penetrating player, did not hardly give the ball away for the entire game and seemed to beat men like they were not there. He plays on the right, he did in that game, but he did switch for a while.

There is no question of wether he is better than Downing, he is, for sure. Price will be an issue, perhaps a £5-6 mil player in the current market. We need a winger and i think he would fit the bill. Also, he is very tall, big and strong, which is unusual for a winger, an asset for sure.

 

Problems: Hes an Argi? How will he adapt? If Moyes gets him playing Everton-style football, then he will be great, his skill, pace and strength will add something we don't have.

 

Secondly, my friend says in his first season he wasn't the same player as he is now. He tended to give the ball away a lot more, McFadden-like, lacked a bit of a brain. Maybe he has grown as a player, maybe he is just having a good season? That's for Moyes to decide and his scouts... Anything above £5-6 mil would be a gamble in my opinion! COYB

 

Daniel Marfany

Posted 23/01/2008 at 13:11:02

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I am Spanish and have watched him play over there at BCN and he was very good. Tricky, pacey and plenty of end product, which his team-mates conspired to miss out on entirely.

 

Can't be right, Maetihs didn't see that on his DVD.

 

;)

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Deep & Dave double act.

 

How enthralling.

 

 

 

DD to the rescue. Deep and his sidekick Dave.

 

Deep- "What's that I smell?".

Dave- "Trouble? Fear not Dave is on hand." 

Deep- "Worry not, its just TT's constipation."

 

Bit rusty on the storyline, I know.

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Deep & Dave double act.

 

How enthralling.

 

 

 

DD to the rescue. Deep and his sidekick Dave.

 

Deep- "What's that I smell?".

Dave- "Trouble? Fear not Dave is on hand." 

Deep- "Worry not, its just TT's constipation."

 

This is why Dave would rather be associated with Hitler than a mong like yourself.

 

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Deep & Dave double act.

 

How enthralling.

 

 

 

DD to the rescue. Deep and his sidekick Dave.

 

Deep- "What's that I smell?".

Dave- "Trouble? Fear not Dave is on hand." 

Deep- "Worry not, its just TT's constipation."

 

That, my friends, is signature material. :)

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Deep & Dave double act.

 

How enthralling.

 

 

 

DD to the rescue. Deep and his sidekick Dave.

 

Deep- "What's that I smell?".

Dave- "Trouble? Fear not Dave is on hand." 

Deep- "Worry not, its just TT's constipation."

 

That, my friends, is signature material. :)

 

Glad to see that someone enjoyed it.

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Deep & Dave double act.

 

How enthralling.

 

 

 

DD to the rescue. Deep and his sidekick Dave.

 

Deep- "What's that I smell?".

Dave- "Trouble? Fear not Dave is on hand." 

Deep- "Worry not, its just TT's constipation."

 

That, my friends, is signature material. :)

 

Glad to see that someone enjoyed it.

 

Spacker.

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Deep & Dave double act.

 

How enthralling.

 

 

 

DD to the rescue. Deep and his sidekick Dave.

 

Deep- "What's that I smell?".

Dave- "Trouble? Fear not Dave is on hand." 

Deep- "Worry not, its just TT's constipation."

 

That, my friends, is signature material. :)

 

Glad to see that someone enjoyed it.

 

Spacker.

 

What kind of appreciation is that?

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Deep & Dave double act.

 

How enthralling.

 

 

 

DD to the rescue. Deep and his sidekick Dave.

 

Deep- "What's that I smell?".

Dave- "Trouble? Fear not Dave is on hand." 

Deep- "Worry not, its just TT's constipation."

 

That, my friends, is signature material. :)

 

Glad to see that someone enjoyed it.

 

Spacker.

 

What kind of appreciation is that?

 

Spacker appriciation.

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Deep & Dave double act.

 

How enthralling.

 

 

 

DD to the rescue. Deep and his sidekick Dave.

 

Deep- "What's that I smell?".

Dave- "Trouble? Fear not Dave is on hand." 

Deep- "Worry not, its just TT's constipation."

 

That, my friends, is signature material. :)

 

Glad to see that someone enjoyed it.

 

Spacker.

 

What kind of appreciation is that?

 

Spacker appriciation.

 

Thank you, thank you very much. *bows*

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I'd just like to dedicate a song to all the wummery in this topic:

 

This was a triumph!

I'm making a note here:

"huge success!!"

 

It's hard to overstate

My satisfaction.

 

Aperture science:

We do what me must

Because we can.

 

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

 

But there's no sense crying

Over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

Till you run out of cake.

And the science gets done.

And you make a neat gun

For the people who are

Still alive.

 

I'm not even angry...

I'm being so sincere right now-

Even though you broke my heart,

And killed me.

 

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

 

Now, these points of data

Make a beautiful line.

And we're out of beta.

We're releasing on time!

So i'm glad i got burned-

Think of all the things we learned-

For the people who are

Still alive.

 

Go ahead and leave me...

I think i'd prefer to stay inside...

Maybe you'll find someone else

To help you?

Maybe black mesa?

That was a joke! haha!! fat chance!!

 

Anyway this cake is great!

It's so delicious and moist!

 

Look at me: still talking

When there's science to do!

When i look out there,

It makes me glad i love you.

 

I've experiments to run.

There is research to be done.

On the people who are

Still alive.

And believe me i am

Still alive.

I'm doing science and i'm

Still alive.

I feel fantastic and i'm

Still alive.

While you're dying i'll be

Still alive.

And when you're dead i will be

Still alive.

 

Still alive.

 

Still alive.

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he is 28 yr old???

24/25

 

He has two ages? Christ!

 

Well your "as thick as a brick" but just about everyone else can work out the / means or.

 

"You do realise / means or and not two ages.  Afro However, your as "thick as a brick", I didn't expect otherwise.  Laughing"

 

The PM I just got from this cracker, jesus christ! :lol:

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he is 28 yr old???

24/25

 

He has two ages? Christ!

 

Well your "as thick as a brick" but just about everyone else can work out the / means or.

 

"You do realise / means or and not two ages.  Afro However, your as "thick as a brick", I didn't expect otherwise.  Laughing"

 

The PM I just got from this cracker, jesus christ! :lol:

 

I would like to call it a Jaffer myself.

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footytube.com pg4 of la liga after the 3 minute mark you see a couple or runs

 

Do you download it or is it like youtube?

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I'd love to see his youtube compilation...

 

 

 

*waits*

 

Yeah that surprised me. There wasn't anything of him (of substance) on youtube. Even our beloved Boumsong has a compilation.

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