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        An ex-footballer

        A football manager (Past or present)

        An Owner/executive at a football club

        A pundit or presenter

 

Of course they all must be alive and the group must gel. Therefore the venue and choice of drinks is particularly important. Selections can be serious or as damn sarcastic as your heart desires.

 

Mine would go something like:

 

Alan Smith: I would question as to how he got in the game, his ability has given me faith I can one day play football.

Pele: Could relate to Smithy having both been world class strikers. Also plenty of piss taking and erection jokes would go down well.

Big Ron: The awkward guy you didn't really want to invite but you know some racial tension always adds to a good night out.

Fat Fred: Could share his thoughts and feeling on the current state of the club and woo Pele with his masterful new business plans. Could share techniques on putting your foot in your mouth with Big Ron.

Jeff Stelling: Absolute legend, would fill the awkward silences with random footballing knowledge.

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I would also go out with Alan Smith, the rest would be a group of selected and well paid thugs (Vinnie Jones, perhaps, and some others); I'd use the pint to glass Smith and then we'd all kick the living shit out of him.

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I would also go out with Alan Smith, the rest would be a group of selected and well paid thugs (Vinnie Jones, perhaps, and some others); I'd use the pint to glass Smith and then we'd all kick the living s*** out of him.

 

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jonas gutierrez - seems like a cracking fella

diego maradona - imagine the stories he could tell

kevin keegan - mr enthusiasm himself :)

massimo moratti - to try to get him drunk and sell us esteban cambiasso for the price of a kebab at city takeaway

gabbi logan - a presenter / pundit who hasn't got it in for the toon

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I would invite the following along to a lovely little eveing soiree - Babychams all round:

- Cristiano Ronaldo

- Roy Keane

- Graeme Souness

- Daniel Levy

- Jimmy Hill

 

And then, having bought the drinks, and settled them all in for the evening...I'd just pop outside and lob a Molotov Cocktail (or fifteen) in through the window.

 

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I would invite the following along to a lovely little eveing soiree - Babychams all round:

- Cristiano Ronaldo

- Roy Keane

- Graeme Souness

- Daniel Levy Alan smith

- Jimmy Hill

 

And then, having bought the drinks, and settled them all in for the evening...I'd just pop outside and lob a Molotov Cocktail (or fifteen) in through the window.

 

:D

 

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with: A footballer currently playing the game

         An ex-footballer

         A football manager (Past or present)

         An Owner/executive at a football club

         A pundit or presenter

 

Of course they all must be alive and the group must gel. Therefore the venue and choice of drinks is particularly important. Selections can be serious or as damn sarcastic as your heart desires.

 

Mine would go something like:

 

Alan Smith: I would question as to how he got in the game, his ability has given me faith I can one day play football.

Pele: Could relate to Smithy having both been world class strikers. Also plenty of piss taking and erection jokes would go down well.

Big Ron: The awkward guy you didn't really want to invite but you know some racial tension always adds to a good night out.

Fat Fred: Could share his thoughts and feeling on the current state of the club and woo Pele with his masterful new business plans. Could share techniques on putting              your foot in your mouth with Big Ron.

Jeff Stelling: Absolute legend, would fill the awkward silences with random footballing knowledge.

 

Brian Clough or Bill Shankly

 

 

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A footballer currently playing the game: Thierry Henry

An ex-footballer: Tony Adams

A football manager (Past or present): Arsene Wenger

An Owner/executive at a football club: David Dein (Well was at the club, i'd like to question his motives in selling his shares to the russian!)

A pundit or presenter: Alan Smith

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A footballer currently playing the game: Thierry Henry

An ex-footballer: Tony Adams

A football manager (Past or present): Arsene Wenger

An Owner/executive at a football club: David Dein (Well was at the club, i'd like to question his motives in selling his shares to the russian!)

A pundit or presenter: Alan Smith

 

That sounds like a shit night.

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Marlon King (Tommy Mooney)

Gianluca Vialli (Luther Blissett)

Dave Bassett (Wee Gordon Strachan)

Mark Ashton (Theo Paphitis)

Andy Gray (Matt Le Tissier)

 

FUCK THEM ALL

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A footballer currently playing the game: Jimmy Bullard

An ex-footballer: Chris Kamara

A football manager (Past or present): Sir Bob

Owner/executive at a football club: Simon Jordan

A pundit or presenter: Jeff Stelling

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A footballer currently playing the game: Jimmy Bullard

An ex-footballer: Chris Kamara

A football manager (Past or present): Sir Bob

Owner/executive at a football club: Simon Jordan

A pundit or presenter: Jeff Stelling

 

Those are really good shouts.

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volz(present player)

brian clough(ex-player)

joe harvey (manager past or present)

mike ashley (owner......find out what the fuck is going on and where he is taking us)

roger thames (pundit....late night kick-a-head-in-a-thon)

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C.Ronaldo - He would get the fanny to the table.

Gazza - I would want to go clubbing & afters so would need a good drinker to keep up with me.

Sir Alex - Socialist,  drinker, gambler this bloke is my sort of guy

Roman - With me, Gazza & Fegie  guzzling we would need some rich cunt to pick up the tab.

Lawro - Would like to test booze Britain violence on the twat.

 

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A footballer currently playing the game: Thierry Henry

An ex-footballer: Tony Adams

A football manager (Past or present): Arsene Wenger

An Owner/executive at a football club: David Dein (Well was at the club, i'd like to question his motives in selling his shares to the russian!)

A pundit or presenter: Alan Smith

 

Sometimes you have to take a step back and ask whether a trip to the pub with Tony Adams is a particularly good idea.

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A footballer currently playing the game: Thierry Henry

An ex-footballer: Tony Adams

A football manager (Past or present): Arsene Wenger

An Owner/executive at a football club: David Dein (Well was at the club, i'd like to question his motives in selling his shares to the russian!)

A pundit or presenter: Alan Smith

 

Sometimes you have to take a step back and ask whether a trip to the pub with Tony Adams is a particularly good idea.

 

I'd be more concerned if I was having a lift home with him after tbh.

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A footballer currently playing the game: Thierry Henry

An ex-footballer: Tony Adams

A football manager (Past or present): Arsene Wenger

An Owner/executive at a football club: David Dein (Well was at the club, i'd like to question his motives in selling his shares to the russian!)

A pundit or presenter: Alan Smith

 

Sometimes you have to take a step back and ask whether a trip to the pub with Tony Adams is a particularly good idea.

 

I'd be more concerned if I was having a lift home with him after tbh.

 

I once saw Lee Hughes (ex West Brom & HMP Featherstone) on the way home from a night out in Magaluf.  Didn't get a lift off him like.

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A current player - David James (seems a funny guy)

An ex-footballer - Gianfranco (sp?) Zola (top player from what ive saw, bet he likes a drink or two inal)

A football manager (Past or present) - Martin O'Neill (seems to know his stuff)

An Owner/executive at a football club - Mike Ashley (free drinks from him)

A pundit or presenter - Mark Lawrenson (smash the fucking glass over his face, CUNT!)

 

 

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