Coxaux Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 with: A footballer currently playing the game An ex-footballer A football manager (Past or present) An Owner/executive at a football club A pundit or presenter Of course they all must be alive and the group must gel. Therefore the venue and choice of drinks is particularly important. Selections can be serious or as damn sarcastic as your heart desires. Mine would go something like: Alan Smith: I would question as to how he got in the game, his ability has given me faith I can one day play football. Pele: Could relate to Smithy having both been world class strikers. Also plenty of piss taking and erection jokes would go down well. Big Ron: The awkward guy you didn't really want to invite but you know some racial tension always adds to a good night out. Fat Fred: Could share his thoughts and feeling on the current state of the club and woo Pele with his masterful new business plans. Could share techniques on putting your foot in your mouth with Big Ron. Jeff Stelling: Absolute legend, would fill the awkward silences with random footballing knowledge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Mongo Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I would also go out with Alan Smith, the rest would be a group of selected and well paid thugs (Vinnie Jones, perhaps, and some others); I'd use the pint to glass Smith and then we'd all kick the living shit out of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Gazza Sir Bobby Robson Mike Ashley - to find out what makes him tick and his thoughts for NUFC Shearer Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I would also go out with Alan Smith, the rest would be a group of selected and well paid thugs (Vinnie Jones, perhaps, and some others); I'd use the pint to glass Smith and then we'd all kick the living s*** out of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 jonas gutierrez - seems like a cracking fella diego maradona - imagine the stories he could tell kevin keegan - mr enthusiasm himself massimo moratti - to try to get him drunk and sell us esteban cambiasso for the price of a kebab at city takeaway gabbi logan - a presenter / pundit who hasn't got it in for the toon Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GM Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I would invite the following along to a lovely little eveing soiree - Babychams all round: - Cristiano Ronaldo - Roy Keane - Graeme Souness - Daniel Levy - Jimmy Hill And then, having bought the drinks, and settled them all in for the evening...I'd just pop outside and lob a Molotov Cocktail (or fifteen) in through the window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flip Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 I would invite the following along to a lovely little eveing soiree - Babychams all round: - Cristiano Ronaldo - Roy Keane - Graeme Souness - Daniel Levy Alan smith - Jimmy Hill And then, having bought the drinks, and settled them all in for the evening...I'd just pop outside and lob a Molotov Cocktail (or fifteen) in through the window. edited it for you Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE5 Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 with: A footballer currently playing the game An ex-footballer A football manager (Past or present) An Owner/executive at a football club A pundit or presenter Of course they all must be alive and the group must gel. Therefore the venue and choice of drinks is particularly important. Selections can be serious or as damn sarcastic as your heart desires. Mine would go something like: Alan Smith: I would question as to how he got in the game, his ability has given me faith I can one day play football. Pele: Could relate to Smithy having both been world class strikers. Also plenty of piss taking and erection jokes would go down well. Big Ron: The awkward guy you didn't really want to invite but you know some racial tension always adds to a good night out. Fat Fred: Could share his thoughts and feeling on the current state of the club and woo Pele with his masterful new business plans. Could share techniques on putting your foot in your mouth with Big Ron. Jeff Stelling: Absolute legend, would fill the awkward silences with random footballing knowledge. Brian Clough or Bill Shankly Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Would have to get Chris Kamara in there somewhere Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Alan Smith so he can get the piss ripped out of him from all quarters Chris Kamara Gordon Strachan Mike Ashley Jeff Stelling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 A footballer currently playing the game: Thierry Henry An ex-footballer: Tony Adams A football manager (Past or present): Arsene Wenger An Owner/executive at a football club: David Dein (Well was at the club, i'd like to question his motives in selling his shares to the russian!) A pundit or presenter: Alan Smith Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 A footballer currently playing the game: Thierry Henry An ex-footballer: Tony Adams A football manager (Past or present): Arsene Wenger An Owner/executive at a football club: David Dein (Well was at the club, i'd like to question his motives in selling his shares to the russian!) A pundit or presenter: Alan Smith That sounds like a shit night. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GG Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 Marlon King (Tommy Mooney) Gianluca Vialli (Luther Blissett) Dave Bassett (Wee Gordon Strachan) Mark Ashton (Theo Paphitis) Andy Gray (Matt Le Tissier) FUCK THEM ALL Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElDiablo Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 A footballer currently playing the game: Jimmy Bullard An ex-footballer: Chris Kamara A football manager (Past or present): Sir Bob Owner/executive at a football club: Simon Jordan A pundit or presenter: Jeff Stelling Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
chicago_shearer Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 David James. One of the few who seem like they might be interesting to talk to and capable of more than monosyllabic sentences. Shearer Sir Bobby Delia Smith (provided she cooks dinner) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 A footballer currently playing the game: Jimmy Bullard An ex-footballer: Chris Kamara A football manager (Past or present): Sir Bob Owner/executive at a football club: Simon Jordan A pundit or presenter: Jeff Stelling Those are really good shouts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 A footballer currently playing the game: Joey Barton An ex-footballer: Tino A football manager (Past or present): Clough (Not Nigel) Owner/executive at a football club: Mort & Ashley A pundit or presenter: No thanks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 volz(present player) brian clough(ex-player) joe harvey (manager past or present) mike ashley (owner......find out what the fuck is going on and where he is taking us) roger thames (pundit....late night kick-a-head-in-a-thon) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted August 4, 2008 Share Posted August 4, 2008 C.Ronaldo - He would get the fanny to the table. Gazza - I would want to go clubbing & afters so would need a good drinker to keep up with me. Sir Alex - Socialist, drinker, gambler this bloke is my sort of guy Roman - With me, Gazza & Fegie guzzling we would need some rich cunt to pick up the tab. Lawro - Would like to test booze Britain violence on the twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 A footballer currently playing the game: Thierry Henry An ex-footballer: Tony Adams A football manager (Past or present): Arsene Wenger An Owner/executive at a football club: David Dein (Well was at the club, i'd like to question his motives in selling his shares to the russian!) A pundit or presenter: Alan Smith Sometimes you have to take a step back and ask whether a trip to the pub with Tony Adams is a particularly good idea. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baggio Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 A footballer currently playing the game: Thierry Henry An ex-footballer: Tony Adams A football manager (Past or present): Arsene Wenger An Owner/executive at a football club: David Dein (Well was at the club, i'd like to question his motives in selling his shares to the russian!) A pundit or presenter: Alan Smith Sometimes you have to take a step back and ask whether a trip to the pub with Tony Adams is a particularly good idea. I'd be more concerned if I was having a lift home with him after tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 A footballer currently playing the game: Thierry Henry An ex-footballer: Tony Adams A football manager (Past or present): Arsene Wenger An Owner/executive at a football club: David Dein (Well was at the club, i'd like to question his motives in selling his shares to the russian!) A pundit or presenter: Alan Smith Sometimes you have to take a step back and ask whether a trip to the pub with Tony Adams is a particularly good idea. I'd be more concerned if I was having a lift home with him after tbh. I once saw Lee Hughes (ex West Brom & HMP Featherstone) on the way home from a night out in Magaluf. Didn't get a lift off him like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted August 5, 2008 Share Posted August 5, 2008 A current player - David James (seems a funny guy) An ex-footballer - Gianfranco (sp?) Zola (top player from what ive saw, bet he likes a drink or two inal) A football manager (Past or present) - Martin O'Neill (seems to know his stuff) An Owner/executive at a football club - Mike Ashley (free drinks from him) A pundit or presenter - Mark Lawrenson (smash the fucking glass over his face, CUNT!) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Printzlau Posted August 6, 2008 Share Posted August 6, 2008 Only Jan Mølby Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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