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Some random ranger pics !

 

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i240/acraggs/DSC01466.jpg

 

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i240/acraggs/DSC01465.jpg

 

We made him on pes, scored loads !

 

Also seems he is making an appearance in france!

 

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i240/acraggs/DSC01363.jpg

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Wonder when we'll see a Nile Ranger rap video on youtube, just like Ryan Babel's

 

 

Lyrics:

 

Rappen is my hobby

Rappers dont want trouble

I'm the Liverpool-star those bitches are giving me Love

I know what time it is, I've just buy a new watch

I give you a punshline, 8 seconds, you are knocked down

Towel in the (box)ring, My family in the V.I.P

No Kaviaar for us, Surinamers eat chicken

Ya'll no nothing, this is the Premier League

Represeting the G

Yo can see this nigga with number 19

Ya'll can fuck off, I fuck witch a whole team

Ya'll can talk but you dont get anything with it

Ya'll can't be like me, my status is to high

If rappers come to close I have to take space

People watch Youtube to learn my actions

I have those skills, try some tricks I was a poor nigga

Now I make fucking Money

I went from the Euro to the English Pound

I put money in my pocket, now I spend money on nothing

I Like it this way, I'm sure you like it

If somebody want beef, well come on

I like it with some pepper, homie I'm sure in my life

Give me the fucking ball, you loose booth legs

And now my competition is past

If you hate me because of that, I say your right

If I was you I will hate myself too, I have the shit homie

I even cant spend al my money

Keep your daughter insite or you will be my family

I take your daughter and let her make clean

101 Barz, this is the first time but I came hard!

I came alone, I don''t have a back-up

I came because I mean it, Check It

 

:doh:

 

 

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I've read most of this thread this morning and I have to say it's one of the funniest things I've read in ages.  With things the way they are at the club this is a bit of well needed light relief.

 

Does anyone know if he's anywhere near the first time?  Is he still scoring 4 goals minimum for the youth team?

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I've read most of this thread this morning and I have to say it's one of the funniest things I've read in ages.  With things the way they are at the club this is a bit of well needed light relief.

 

Does anyone know if he's anywhere near the first time?  Is he still scoring 4 goals minimum for the youth team?

 

first time???  i think he must have popped his cherry a while ago, especially since he has now moved on to supermaning his ho!

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Played yesterday against Sheff United's reserves, we lost 3-0.

 

If he played shouldnt it have been 4-3?

 

 

At least

 

There was a lass in the crowd, Duttyman's kyptonite and only weakness.  If the physio had been on the ball he would have countered by tossing him a tin of Ambrosia Sport, which Nile could have crushed in his fist, catching the resulting custard torrent in a pipe and flexing his muscles to reveal a pair of runaway steam trains in order to indicate he was back to his 4+ goal scoring, ho supermanning best.

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Played yesterday against Sheff United's reserves, we lost 3-0.

 

If he played shouldnt it have been 4-3?

 

 

At least

 

There was a lass in the crowd, Duttyman's kyptonite and only weakness.  If the physio had been on the ball he would have countered by tossing him a tin of Ambrosia Sport, which Nile could have crushed in his fist, catching the resulting custard torrent in a pipe and flexing his muscles to reveal a pair of runaway steam trains in order to indicate he was back to his 4+ goal scoring, ho supermanning best.

 

;D

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I always feel like a Nerd talking to him.

 

Your a proper wimp, its not like he is a superstar is it. You feel like a nerd i'm the one who made him on pes and took photos to prove it, he seemed to find it funny anyways.

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