Tooj Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 f***ing wankers have plastered my desk at work with newspaper pullouts from Saturday. Be philosophical. We take beating them for granted - so although we enjoy it we wouldn't get that excited. For them it's the pinnacle of their club's ambition and achievement - we should be flattered really. There again if you can't be philosophical you could just stick the head on the tw@ts ! I've took both approaches I must admit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Fucking wankers have plastered my desk at work with newspaper pullouts from Saturday. Come on, they had to put special effort into reading and scraping together the pennies to buy a newspaper between them. Bless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 I don't understand the criticism of Jonas. I'd say he's our most important player. He retains the ball well, works hard and gets the team going forward. I know it's early days, but I think we look a different side when he's around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 I think a lot of people just need some singular 'messiah' type figure to solve everything, and when they don't they're cast into the pits of hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 "They've beat us two times. They've beat us two tiiiiiiimes 42 years. They've beat us two times" class Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Beye sorry for heartbreak against Sunderland Oct 27 2008 by Lee Ryder, Evening Chronicle http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2008/10/27/beye-sorry-for-heartbreak-against-sunderland-72703-22125989/ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 How many of that Sunderland side would honestly get in ours? That's the thing that p*sses me off. Chimbonda maybe, Richardson possibly, Malbranque & Cisse aye. Apart from that though, they're nowt special. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 f***ing wankers have plastered my desk at work with newspaper pullouts from Saturday. Did you do that the countless times we beat them ? If no, you've already won. Sorry but "THoushands" that stayed with them, their ground was nigh half fucking empty in the Championship. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Urgh, theres a Mackem at uni looking happy wearing his Scumderland shirt! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elliottman Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 there full of it the day, just got this - Based on the majestic 'Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh', I give you 'Choose Sunderland'! Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a football team. Choose Newcastle Utd. Choose trying to buy the title and blowing a 12 point lead. Choose humiliating yourself live on Sky when Fergie outwitted you. Choose crying on the tele. Choose only remembering football games from 1993 onwards. Choose 52,000 and forget 9,000. Choose genuflecting in front of Shearer, your hero. Choose Shepherd and Hall. Choose the fake sheikh. Choose scandal all over the national newspapers. Choose Geordie women being called dogs. Choose £5 football shirts. Choose a brothel. Choose bridges, so many bridges in fact you may as well concrete over your stench ridden river. Choose Gullit. Choose dropping your star man. Choose losing to your local rivals. Choose the rematch and recalling your hero. Choose him missing a pen in the last minute. Choose wearing your shirt every day on holiday. Choose sweat patches. Choose Keiron Dyer. Choose 7 up. Choose sacking a man like Bobby Robson. Choose Bramble. Choose Guivarch. Choose Fumaca. Choose Boumsong. Choose Cacapa. Choose Smith. Choose 20,000 fans coming to welcome Owen. Choose 52,000 booing him. Choose Allardyce, the Mackem. Choose injuries. Choose mental tactics. Choose Derby County. Twice. Choose Fat Ashley. Choose his shirt. Choose stretch marks. Choose the Bigg Market. Choose him clubbing. Choose one rule for one and one for the other. Choose 10 grand tips so he can dance in his shirt. Choose your airport of which your so inherently proud, even though Sunderland own it too. Choose reappointing Keegan. Choose Special K. Choose the Messiah in January even though he'll be executed at Easter. Choose entertaining football. Choose booing. Choose racial abuse at Mido. Choose racial abuse at Hadji and Chippo. Choose waving cereal boxes at Keegan. Choose no win since December. Choose a European challenge becoming a relegation battle. Choose delusion. Choose spitting the dummy out. Choose blaming Shearer. Choose Shearer undermining your boss on national TV. Choose idiot fans not eating bacon because it's red and white. Choose obesity. Choose Greggs. Choose thrashing after thrashing. Choose being a big club despite winning nowt for God knows how many years. Choose the Fairs cup that no longer exists. Choose the Intertoto Cup. Choose Scott Parker looking proud holding it. Choose debt. Choose a hotch potch stadium. Choose Friends of the Town Moor (FTM) protesting against a new stadium. Choose a 'soccer circus'. F*ck that! I chose Sunderland. I chose a life! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 there full of it the day, just got this - Based on the majestic 'Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh', I give you 'Choose Sunderland'! Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a football team. Choose Newcastle Utd. Choose trying to buy the title and blowing a 12 point lead. Choose humiliating yourself live on Sky when Fergie outwitted you. Choose crying on the tele. Choose only remembering football games from 1993 onwards. Choose 52,000 and forget 9,000. Choose genuflecting in front of Shearer, your hero. Choose Shepherd and Hall. Choose the fake sheikh. Choose scandal all over the national newspapers. Choose Geordie women being called dogs. Choose £5 football shirts. Choose a brothel. Choose bridges, so many bridges in fact you may as well concrete over your stench ridden river. Choose Gullit. Choose dropping your star man. Choose losing to your local rivals. Choose the rematch and recalling your hero. Choose him missing a pen in the last minute. Choose wearing your shirt every day on holiday. Choose sweat patches. Choose Keiron Dyer. Choose 7 up. Choose sacking a man like Bobby Robson. Choose Bramble. Choose Guivarch. Choose Fumaca. Choose Boumsong. Choose Cacapa. Choose Smith. Choose 20,000 fans coming to welcome Owen. Choose 52,000 booing him. Choose Allardyce, the Mackem. Choose injuries. Choose mental tactics. Choose Derby County. Twice. Choose Fat Ashley. Choose his shirt. Choose stretch marks. Choose the Bigg Market. Choose him clubbing. Choose one rule for one and one for the other. Choose 10 grand tips so he can dance in his shirt. Choose your airport of which your so inherently proud, even though Sunderland own it too. Choose reappointing Keegan. Choose Special K. Choose the Messiah in January even though he'll be executed at Easter. Choose entertaining football. Choose booing. Choose racial abuse at Mido. Choose racial abuse at Hadji and Chippo. Choose waving cereal boxes at Keegan. Choose no win since December. Choose a European challenge becoming a relegation battle. Choose delusion. Choose spitting the dummy out. Choose blaming Shearer. Choose Shearer undermining your boss on national TV. Choose idiot fans not eating bacon because it's red and white. Choose obesity. Choose Greggs. Choose thrashing after thrashing. Choose being a big club despite winning nowt for God knows how many years. Choose the Fairs cup that no longer exists. Choose the Intertoto Cup. Choose Scott Parker looking proud holding it. Choose debt. Choose a hotch potch stadium. Choose Friends of the Town Moor (FTM) protesting against a new stadium. Choose a 'soccer circus'. F*ck that! I chose Sunderland. I chose a life! What a joke, this is like Man City having ago at Man United. We've achieved so much more in recent football than them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Choose Sunderland, Choose necrophilia. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a football team. Choose Sunderland. Choose trying to buy the championship players and only getting just over 12 points in a season. Choose humiliating yourself by being the home for Ireland and Man Utd's cast off's. Choose crying on the tele when you're relegated after getting stuffed at home 4-1. Choose only remembering football games from 1993 and prior. Choose 39,000 and forget 52,000 season after season. Choose genuflecting in front of Quinn, an average tall striker, your hero. Choose Quinn and Dodgy Draumbille. Choose Bob Murray sailing the Caribbean. Choose never being mentioned all over the national newspapers. Choose Mackem women being dogs. Choose £5 football shirts in your rivals sports shops. Choose a brothel. Choose a shite town centre, so shite that all your "Loyal players" chose to live here. Choose McCarthy. Choose chucking beer at your so called best man Peter Reid. Choose losing to your local rivals 4-1 at home. Choose the rematch and not even getting near to a goal. Choose our man scoring a pen in the last minute of first half. Choose wearing your shirt every day on holiday and no one knowing where the fuck your from. Choose sweat patches. Choose Matty Piper. Choose 7 up. Choose abusing a man like Peter Reid who got you your best league finish. Choose Toon reject Caldwell. Choose Stead. Choose Kilbane. Choose Thome. Choose Yorke. Choose Andy Cole at 36. Choose 20,000 fans coming to watch Southend last year. Choose 35,000 watching 4 goals go in against your rivals and booing . Choose Michael Chopra, the Geordie. Choose injuries. Choose 4-5-1 tactics at home to Newcastle. Choose Southend United 3-0. Choose Quinn. Choose his "World Class manager". Choose his handful of goals against shiet teams. Choose Concord. Choose his shite trousers. Choose one rule for one and one for the other. Choose a bloke that hadn't a fucking clue what he was doing. Choose your airport that you don't even have. Choose trying to get Average Arca back. Choose "Keeano" that would quite happily leave. Choose Liam Miller having no respect . Choose simple tactics football. Choose booing. Choose Reid being a racist . Choose racial abuse at N'Zogbia. Choose Philips never scoring for England. Choose the worst point score in the Premier Leagues history. Choose having to watch both rivals in Europe never yourself. Choose delusion. Choose spitting the dummy out. Choose blaming Shearer. Choose Shearer undermining your boss on national TV. Choose idiot fans not eating bacon because it's red and white. Choose obesity. Choose Savacentre. Choose thrashing after thrashing in them piss poor seasons. Choose beliving your bigger having never been in Europe with a smaller ground and living of "73". Choose that beating off Millwall, aye Millwall. Choose no European Nights, no 3-2 at Feyrnood, no 3-2 Barcelona, no Mallorca 7-1 Choose your captain being a 36 year Old Man utd reject that doesn't look after his kids. Choose a wife beating winger. Choose a stadium with discoloured seats from where the fans haven't bean. Choose the shite thati s your city and no identity. Choose a 'soccer circus' that is getting beat away by Bury.. F*ck that! I chose Newcastle. I chose a life! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cp40 Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Choose a forty year record against your Nearest rivals, W 14 D 14 L 5..Choose Newcastle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
2sheds Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 there full of it the day, just got this - Based on the majestic 'Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh', I give you 'Choose Sunderland'! Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a football team. Choose Newcastle Utd. Choose trying to buy the title and blowing a 12 point lead. Choose humiliating yourself live on Sky when Fergie outwitted you. Choose crying on the tele. Choose only remembering football games from 1993 onwards. Choose 52,000 and forget 9,000. Choose genuflecting in front of Shearer, your hero. Choose Shepherd and Hall. Choose the fake sheikh. Choose scandal all over the national newspapers. Choose Geordie women being called dogs. Choose £5 football shirts. Choose a brothel. Choose bridges, so many bridges in fact you may as well concrete over your stench ridden river. Choose Gullit. Choose dropping your star man. Choose losing to your local rivals. Choose the rematch and recalling your hero. Choose him missing a pen in the last minute. Choose wearing your shirt every day on holiday. Choose sweat patches. Choose Keiron Dyer. Choose 7 up. Choose sacking a man like Bobby Robson. Choose Bramble. Choose Guivarch. Choose Fumaca. Choose Boumsong. Choose Cacapa. Choose Smith. Choose 20,000 fans coming to welcome Owen. Choose 52,000 booing him. Choose Allardyce, the Mackem. Choose injuries. Choose mental tactics. Choose Derby County. Twice. Choose Fat Ashley. Choose his shirt. Choose stretch marks. Choose the Bigg Market. Choose him clubbing. Choose one rule for one and one for the other. Choose 10 grand tips so he can dance in his shirt. Choose your airport of which your so inherently proud, even though Sunderland own it too. Choose reappointing Keegan. Choose Special K. Choose the Messiah in January even though he'll be executed at Easter. Choose entertaining football. Choose booing. Choose racial abuse at Mido. Choose racial abuse at Hadji and Chippo. Choose waving cereal boxes at Keegan. Choose no win since December. Choose a European challenge becoming a relegation battle. Choose delusion. Choose spitting the dummy out. Choose blaming Shearer. Choose Shearer undermining your boss on national TV. Choose idiot fans not eating bacon because it's red and white. Choose obesity. Choose Greggs. Choose thrashing after thrashing. Choose being a big club despite winning nowt for God knows how many years. Choose the Fairs cup that no longer exists. Choose the Intertoto Cup. Choose Scott Parker looking proud holding it. Choose debt. Choose a hotch potch stadium. Choose Friends of the Town Moor (FTM) protesting against a new stadium. Choose a 'soccer circus'. F*ck that! I chose Sunderland. I chose a life! Choose finishing above Newcastle in the top division of football a whole 4 times in 40 years As for the mackems let them have their day in the sun its not like they come along any more regularly than once a generation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Im waiting for the DVD. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 my attempt... Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career, then think "f*** it" and sign on. Choose a football team. Choose sunderland. Choose fizzy pop league. Choose bob murray. Choose howard wilkinson. Choose 18 points. Choose 15 points. Choose Burnley away in mid-January. Choose playing Peterbrough away in the league cup while your rivals host Juventus in the Champions League. Choose naming your stadium after the real one in Portugal. Choose Tore Andre Flo. Choose your players firing a BB gun at the public. Choose your players getting filmed on a phone going 2's up on a lass. Choose a lanky Irishman. Choose the punjabi army. Choose banging your sister up a back alley in castletown. Choose £5 football shirts in Geordie Jeans. Choose The Bridges. Choose a big paddling pool. Choose telling people on holiday you're from "near Newcastle". Choose losing to your local rivals year in, year out. Choose boycotting Sugar Puffs. Choose withdrawing your money from Northern Rock. Choose boycotting Sports Soccer, then realising your benefits won't allow you to shop at the upmarket Primark. Choose signing the wrong player. Choose playing at Newcastle Road. Choose 9p-a-bottle-trampy blue pop. Choose Mick McCarthy. Choose wheeling out Jim Montgomery at every god forsaken opportunity. Choose giving your academy a shitty name like your stadium. Choose 2 European games in your entire history. Choose wearing red and white. Choose opting not to go into the Intertoto because you want to get into Europe "properly", then not actually getting there. Choose stefan schwarz. Choose joachim bjorklund. Choose matthew piper. Choose lilian laslandes. Choose Lonsdale. Choose Reg Vardy. Choose Coining a football player. Choose running on the pitch. Choose singing songs about one of the greatest English managers ever dying. Choose obesity. Choose Greggs. Choose thrashing after thrashing. Choose shopping in, working in, going out in, going to university in Newcastle. Choose being a BNP stronghold. Choose keeyze. Choose sewpa dewpa compewtaz. Choose trying to claim anywhere thats not within a 2 mile radius of the centre of Newcastle is in Gateshead or Durham, and that Gateshead and Durham are part of sunderland. Choose pretending your town is a city. Choose cheesy chips. I didn't just choose a life, I thought "my f***ing god I'd rather lick me dad's hangers than be a f***ing mackem". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 Last 42 years Red = Sunderland home wins Bold = Newcastle wins 140 Prem Mackems 2-1 The Toon 139 Prem The Toon 2-0 Mackems 20-04-2008 138 Prem Mackems 1-1 The Toon 10-11-2007 137 Prem Mackems 1-4 The Toon 17-04-2006 136 Prem The Toon 3-2 Mackems 23-10-2005 135 Prem Mackems 0-1 The Toon 26-04-2003 134 Prem The Toon 2-0 Mackems 21-09-2002 133 Prem Mackems 0-1 The Toon 24-02-2002 132 Prem The Toon 1-1 Mackems 26-08-2001 131 Prem Mackems 1-1 The Toon 21-04-2001 130 Prem The Toon 1-2 Mackems 18-11-2000 129 Prem Mackems 2-2 The Toon 05-02-2000 128 Prem The Toon 1-2 Mackems 25-08-1999 127 Prem The Toon 1-1 Mackems 05-04-1997 126 Prem Mackems 1-2 The Toon 04-09-1996 125 Div 1 (New) The Toon 1-0 Mackems 25-04-1993 124 Div 1 (New) Mackems 1-2 The Toon 18-10-1992 123 Div 2 (Old) The Toon 1-0 Mackems 29-03-1992 122 Div 2 (Old) Mackems 1-1 The Toon 17-11-1991 121 Div 2 (Old) Play-Off The Toon 0-2 Mackems 16-05-1990 120 Div 2 (Old) Play-Off Mackems 0-0 The Toon 13-05-1990 119 Div 2 (Old) The Toon 1-1 Mackems 04-02-1990 118 Div 2 (Old) Mackems 0-0 The Toon 24-09-1989 117 Div 1 (Old) Mackems 0-0 The Toon 08-04-1985 116 Div 1 (Old) The Toon 3-1 Mackems 01-01-1985 115 Div 2 (Old) Mackems 1-0 The Toon 05-04-1980 114 Div 2 (Old) The Toon 3-1 Mackems 01-01-1980 113 League Cup The Toon 2-2 Mackems 05-09-1979 112 League Cup Mackems 2-2 The Toon 29-08-1979 111 Div 2 (Old) The Toon 1-4 Mackems 24-02-1979 110 Div 2 (Old) Mackems 1-1 The Toon 14-10-1978 109 Div 1 (Old) Mackems 2-2 The Toon 08-04-1977 108 Div 1 (Old) The Toon 2-0 Mackems 27-12-1976 107 Div 1 (Old) Mackems 1-1 The Toon 27-03-1970 106 Div 1 (Old) The Toon 3-0 Mackems 08-11-1969 105 Div 1 (Old) The Toon 1-1 Mackems 22-03-1969 104 Div 1 (Old) Mackems 1-1 The Toon 31-08-1968 103 Div 1 (Old) Mackems 3-3 The Toon 30-12-1967 102 Div 1 (Old) The Toon 2-1 Mackems 26-12-1967 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest labrowski Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 what was Andy greys crack having a go at Jonas for having that on the back of his top? Why does he never have a go at a couple of the man u players that do this? Skumbag Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobby Posted October 27, 2008 Share Posted October 27, 2008 what was Andy greys crack having a go at Jonas for having that on the back of his top? Why does he never have a go at a couple of the man u players that do this? Skumbag what did he say? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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