Guest je85 Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Sagacious Lawro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Why the f*** does he hate us so much? Is it cause' someone hoyed a mince pie directly into his face when we we're at Wembley? It's probably a side effect of the ugly pills he must be taking. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Spark Posted December 26, 2011 Share Posted December 26, 2011 Absolute clown. How is he still in a job? Can't see there being too many dwarfs in Bollywood. Not ones that can dance anyway. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Is he doing a prediction for tomorrow? Can't wait to read it if he is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Is he doing a prediction for tomorrow? Can't wait to read it if he is. He was going to do one but the entire lower half of his body was destroyed in the huge jizz explosion which occurred when he fantasised about the dippers beating us. RIP Lolro. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 200 - 1 to Liverpool probably Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Bet he says 2-1. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 3-1 I reckon. "Newcastle have struggled in recent weeks but beat a turgid Bolton team on boxing day, while the Reds were frustrated by a spirited, frankly excellent Blackburn side. Expect a mighty resurgence from my.....Sorry Kennys boys and those cheese pasty throwing wankers to be put to the sword..." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beren Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 3-1 isn't in his repertoire. Also, 3-0 is the most any team can ever get beat. Barcelona could be facing an N-O eleven with Mike, and he'd still only predict 3-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 His predictions has us in 15th on 16 pionts, and Wolves in 8th on 30, http://www.myfootballfacts.com/Mark_Lawrensons_Predictions_2011-12.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Mentions of Andy Carroll and Enrique, and how Enrique has improved at Liverpool probably. I'd say 75% will be about Liverpool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Liverpool v Newcastle Luis Suarez's suspension over his gesture to fans at Fulham means Andy Carroll plays against his old club - or, if he doesn't, then his non-appearance would tell its own story. He will be up against a lot of old team-mates, and will obviously be keen to impress, but as I said on Match of the Day after Liverpool's draw with Blackburn, I just think Carroll has lost some of the edge which made people afraid of him when he played for the Magpies and used to knock defenders all over the place. He put a lot of fear into people when they came to St James' Park, and I don't think he does that anymore. Maybe it's because he doesn't play that regularly - he could be one of these players who needs that - but he definitely needs a goal. Still, it would be typical of the way football goes if Suarez doesn't play and then Liverpool go out and score more than one goal without him, whether or not it is Carroll who gets them. It's like Groundhog Day watching Liverpool at Anfield at the moment - they make a load of chances but if the opposition keeper is not outstanding then they hit the post and bar or the finishing is not up to scratch. That has limited the goals they have scored and meant they have dropped points while staying unbeaten at home. As for Newcastle, their victory over a poor Bolton side on Boxing Day was a huge result for them because it meant they got back to winning ways after a six-game wait. The Magpies are going to be rather in limbo for a few weeks from the middle of January when Demba Ba goes to the Africa Cup of Nations with Senegal, and I cannot see them getting anything from this game either. Prediction: 2-0 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
EthiGeordie Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 He pointed out our future problems when Ba leaves as reason for us to lose tomorrow... Is he for real? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 How does the Demba line have anything to do with Friday's match? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Liverpool can't score + we can = they win 2-0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Actually thought that was a parody one before I went on the BBCSport website and checked Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnypd Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 stuff about liverpool relating to the game- Luis Suarez's suspension over his gesture to fans at Fulham means Andy Carroll plays against his old club - or, if he doesn't, then his non-appearance would tell its own story. He will be up against a lot of old team-mates, and will obviously be keen to impress, but as I said on Match of the Day after Liverpool's draw with Blackburn, I just think Carroll has lost some of the edge which made people afraid of him when he played for the Magpies and used to knock defenders all over the place. He put a lot of fear into people when they came to St James' Park, and I don't think he does that anymore. Maybe it's because he doesn't play that regularly - he could be one of these players who needs that - but he definitely needs a goal. Still, it would be typical of the way football goes if Suarez doesn't play and then Liverpool go out and score more than one goal without him, whether or not it is Carroll who gets them. It's like Groundhog Day watching Liverpool at Anfield at the moment - they make a load of chances but if the opposition keeper is not outstanding then they hit the post and bar or the finishing is not up to scratch. That has limited the goals they have scored and meant they have dropped points while staying unbeaten at home. stuff about us relating to the game I cannot see them getting anything from this game Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 as if i needed anymore reason to want to beat these lot, his gutted face on motd Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Mentions of Andy Carroll and Enrique, and how Enrique has improved at Liverpool probably. I'd say 75% will be about Liverpool. You were well out, it was about 92% Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 stuff about liverpool relating to the game- Luis Suarez's suspension over his gesture to fans at Fulham means Andy Carroll plays against his old club - or, if he doesn't, then his non-appearance would tell its own story. He will be up against a lot of old team-mates, and will obviously be keen to impress, but as I said on Match of the Day after Liverpool's draw with Blackburn, I just think Carroll has lost some of the edge which made people afraid of him when he played for the Magpies and used to knock defenders all over the place. He put a lot of fear into people when they came to St James' Park, and I don't think he does that anymore. Maybe it's because he doesn't play that regularly - he could be one of these players who needs that - but he definitely needs a goal. Still, it would be typical of the way football goes if Suarez doesn't play and then Liverpool go out and score more than one goal without him, whether or not it is Carroll who gets them. It's like Groundhog Day watching Liverpool at Anfield at the moment - they make a load of chances but if the opposition keeper is not outstanding then they hit the post and bar or the finishing is not up to scratch. That has limited the goals they have scored and meant they have dropped points while staying unbeaten at home. stuff about us relating to the game I cannot see them getting anything from this game In fairness he does also discredit our last win and remind everyone of our poor run of form before that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Reminder that the following people, including a rugby coach, actor, professional dancer and a man who got punched in the head so much he retired from boxing, have a better record than lawro Shaun Edwards 11 Gethin Jones 11 Frankie Dettori 10 Ricky Hatton 9 Gary Oldman 8 Ola Jordan 8 Richard Archer 8 Robbie Savage 8 Russell Grant 8 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 I just want to whip Olympic standard shot put at him with a custom jai alai basket is that so wrong Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 stuff about liverpool relating to the game- Luis Suarez's suspension over his gesture to fans at Fulham means Andy Carroll plays against his old club - or, if he doesn't, then his non-appearance would tell its own story. He will be up against a lot of old team-mates, and will obviously be keen to impress, but as I said on Match of the Day after Liverpool's draw with Blackburn, I just think Carroll has lost some of the edge which made people afraid of him when he played for the Magpies and used to knock defenders all over the place. He put a lot of fear into people when they came to St James' Park, and I don't think he does that anymore. Maybe it's because he doesn't play that regularly - he could be one of these players who needs that - but he definitely needs a goal. Still, it would be typical of the way football goes if Suarez doesn't play and then Liverpool go out and score more than one goal without him, whether or not it is Carroll who gets them. It's like Groundhog Day watching Liverpool at Anfield at the moment - they make a load of chances but if the opposition keeper is not outstanding then they hit the post and bar or the finishing is not up to scratch. That has limited the goals they have scored and meant they have dropped points while staying unbeaten at home. stuff about us relating to the game I cannot see them getting anything from this game In fairness he does also discredit our last win and remind everyone of our poor run of form before that. Exactly. And you lot think he doesn't give you any attention. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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