Dr.Spaceman Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Typical overweight goalie. Has the look on his face where he knows he's good, but as soon as the ball gets anywhere near him you realise he's absolute turd. Think we hammered his boys last time we played up at the cage. Mind you, we were like 5 years older than them lot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Typical overweight goalie. Has the look on his face where he knows he's good, but as soon as the ball gets anywhere near him you realise he's absolute turd. Think we hammered his boys last time we played up at the cage. Mind you, we were like 5 years older than them lot. I bet he doesn't play for that team any more then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I think you're all being incredibly distasteful and hurtful towards this Lee Stewart character, for those of you that have met him - was he anything less than gentlemanly in his conduct? As many of you know, Lee was a brave survivor of a life-threatening brain tumour when just 11 years old. After the operation, which removed part of his brain along with the tumour, Lee was forced to stay on weight-gaining medication throughout the rest of his childhood, leading to a 'slightly' overweight complex. Naturally, as an inexperienced young man, Lee is now extremely self-conscious and uses 'alternative' methods as a way of boosting his self-esteem - this includes, but is not limited to: attaching his support and loyalty to a successful football team and renouncing his local side (this also displays some of Lee's braver qualities); drinking and taking part in stripping competitions in some of Newcastle's premier nightspots (the experience has generally been overwhelmingly positive for Lee); photoshopping his own image onto that of a model and putting it up on social networking sites (this helps Lee to reaffirm his goals and advertise to his acquaintances that he is a overweight person in recovery). In light of this information, perhaps some of you baiters and snipers could revise your comments about Lee Stewart. Thanks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mowen Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 WUM? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Surely pulled from one of those threads... and written by the gimpazoid himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stu Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 WUM? No, I am not Lee Stewart's MUM. I imagine she is a very lovely lady who dotes on her brave son, you'll probably accuse her of over-induldging the poor lad and creating a somewhat altered perception of reality with hints of self-delusion; however, after reading some research, I am confident that his MUM has done nothing but love the lad. Again, please leave your Lee Stewart jibes to the confines of your physical conversations. It would be unfortunate if Lee misunderstood your comments and took legal action. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 One of the funniest things about him was that whenever he made a post, he blatantly was sat there with a thesauras on his lap. Thick fatty little cretin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 One of the funniest things about him was that whenever he made a post, he blatantly was sat there with a thesauras on his lap. Thick fatty little cretin. Stegasaurus? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Very perceptive bunch in here, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 WUM? No, I am not Lee Stewart's MUM. I imagine she is a very lovely lady who dotes on her brave son, you'll probably accuse her of over-induldging the poor lad and creating a somewhat altered perception of reality with hints of self-delusion; however, after reading some research, I am confident that his MUM has done nothing but love the lad. Again, please leave your Lee Stewart jibes to the confines of your physical conversations. It would be unfortunate if Lee misunderstood your comments and took legal action. What sort of action could he possibly take? Give over. Libel if you say anything that isn't true. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisjraby Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Just tried to modify my previous post and removed it, whoops. It seems a bit O.T.T though don't you think? I've no idea who the guy even is mind. The topic of the thread seems long forgotten, so, is Carroll supposed to be fit for sunday's game now? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Fuck. Ing. Hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 WUM? No, I am not Lee Stewart's MUM. I imagine she is a very lovely lady who dotes on her brave son, you'll probably accuse her of over-induldging the poor lad and creating a somewhat altered perception of reality with hints of self-delusion; however, after reading some research, I am confident that his MUM has done nothing but love the lad. Again, please leave your Lee Stewart jibes to the confines of your physical conversations. It would be unfortunate if Lee misunderstood your comments and took legal action. What sort of action could he possibly take? Give over. Libel if you say anything that isn't true. He would face far harsher punishment for impersonating a solicitor if he took any action. That is a criminal offence and can be punished with a prison sentence. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 WUM? No, I am not Lee Stewart's MUM. I imagine she is a very lovely lady who dotes on her brave son, you'll probably accuse her of over-induldging the poor lad and creating a somewhat altered perception of reality with hints of self-delusion; however, after reading some research, I am confident that his MUM has done nothing but love the lad. Again, please leave your Lee Stewart jibes to the confines of your physical conversations. It would be unfortunate if Lee misunderstood your comments and took legal action. What sort of action could he possibly take? Give over. Libel if you say anything that isn't true. He would face far harsher punishment for impersonating a solicitor if he took any action. That is a criminal offence and can be punished with a prison sentence. This is true, lets shop him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggae Magpie Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I've just read through that 'Attention Lee Stewart' thread and it was pretty crazy stuff. Some of it made pretty difficult reading but the guy didn't make things easy on himself did he? I'm assuming we've never heard from him since then? Or did he create another guest account and return for revenge? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I've just read through that 'Attention Lee Stewart' thread and it was pretty crazy stuff. Some of it made pretty difficult reading but the guy didn't make things easy on himself did he? I'm assuming we've never heard from him since then? Or did he create another guest account and return for revenge? He pops on now and then under different names but is always found out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 As many of you know, Lee was a brave survivor of a life-threatening brain tumour when just 11 years old. "at the tender age of 11". Get it right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisjraby Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Having also read that thread in the hall of fame, I can now conclude that Lee Stewart is a hero. It's kept me laughing for quite some time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reggae Magpie Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 Having also read that thread in the hall of fame, I can now conclude that Lee Stewart is a hero. It's kept me laughing for quite some time. Yeah it was funny funny stuff. I just don't understand the guy at all, I did feel sorry for him in parts but from what I can make out he brought it on himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alan Shearer 9 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 at that picture on the previous page, kept me slowly chortling away to myself for approx 35 seconds now Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 I think we can all agree Lee Stewart is a doylem. Seriously, what a glippet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weezertron Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 at that picture on the previous page, kept me slowly chortling away to myself for approx 35 seconds now totally reminds me of this Insane head/neck size. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
juniatmoko Posted September 9, 2009 Share Posted September 9, 2009 you'd almost think it was a photoshop job. it was photoshop job.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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