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Carroll may have done something silly last night. Keep an eye on the newspapers.

 

Silly like dropping his greggs on the floor or silly like braying someone into a comatose state?

 

Worse.

 

Ate Kevin Nolan's Pasty, which resulted in Nolan refusing to play until a replacement Pasty + Caramel Donut was bought by Carroll with his own money.

Yum Yum's are better.  Kevin has crap taste.
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Maybe Wikileaks have got AC9 (Andy Carroll) and AC9 (Flying Death Machine) mixed up and erroneously released a story... long shot I know, but hey.

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Hopefully it's just makem shit-stirring.

 

I was out with a  makem mate last Saturday and he was adamant that Carroll had lamped someone last weekend and was saying it'd be all over the papers on Monday morning (11th).

 

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Hopefully it's just makem s***-stirring.

 

I was out with a  makem mate last Saturday and he was adamant that Carroll had lamped someone last weekend and was saying it'd be all over the papers on Monday morning (11th).

 

 

 

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Hopefully it's just makem s***-stirring.

 

I was out with a  makem mate last Saturday and he was adamant that Carroll had lamped someone last weekend and was saying it'd be all over the papers on Monday morning (11th).

 

 

 

definetly not the case.

 

Are you a busy?

 

If he has done a Titus, wink twice.

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From what ive been told, and i posted the same on Skunkers earlier:

The basic gist of it all stems back to the championship winning party last season when something happened between Carroll and Nolans bird/wife apparently they became a bit to familiar in one of the toilets at whichever hotel it was they were at and Nolan had been told by another players bird what was happening after she'd caught them at it in the bog. Nolan stormed in and they had to be split up by Jose Enrique and Mike Williamson.

Nolans bird had spunk in here eye apparently and if Nolan had been a few seconds earlier he would have caught Andy on his vinegars.

Allegedly it spilled in to the car park and Nolans bird and Carrolls bird had a right go at each other, tits out rolling about the lot.

Dont shoot the messenger, just what i was told by a fella who i have no reason to doubt and is a Newcastle corporate box holder. __________________

 

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=531847&page=3#ixzz12dhCzXyx

 

:mackems:

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From what ive been told, and i posted the same on Skunkers earlier:

The basic gist of it all stems back to the championship winning party last season when something happened between Carroll and Nolans bird/wife apparently they became a bit to familiar in one of the toilets at whichever hotel it was they were at and Nolan had been told by another players bird what was happening after she'd caught them at it in the bog. Nolan stormed in and they had to be split up by Jose Enrique and Mike Williamson.

Nolans bird had spunk in here eye apparently and if Nolan had been a few seconds earlier he would have caught Andy on his vinegars.

Allegedly it spilled in to the car park and Nolans bird and Carrolls bird had a right go at each other, tits out rolling about the lot.

Dont shoot the messenger, just what i was told by a fella who i have no reason to doubt and is a Newcastle corporate box holder. __________________

 

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=531847&page=3#ixzz12dhCzXyx

 

:mackems:

 

All over the car park? Ewwww.

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From what ive been told, and i posted the same on Skunkers earlier:

The basic gist of it all stems back to the championship winning party last season when something happened between Carroll and Nolans bird/wife apparently they became a bit to familiar in one of the toilets at whichever hotel it was they were at and Nolan had been told by another players bird what was happening after she'd caught them at it in the bog. Nolan stormed in and they had to be split up by Jose Enrique and Mike Williamson.

Nolans bird had spunk in here eye apparently and if Nolan had been a few seconds earlier he would have caught Andy on his vinegars.

Allegedly it spilled in to the car park and Nolans bird and Carrolls bird had a right go at each other, tits out rolling about the lot.

Dont shoot the messenger, just what i was told by a fella who i have no reason to doubt and is a Newcastle corporate box holder. __________________

 

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=531847&page=3#ixzz12dhCzXyx

 

:mackems:

 

That's not it and as you can probably guess that's not true either.

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From what ive been told, and i posted the same on Skunkers earlier:

The basic gist of it all stems back to the championship winning party last season when something happened between Carroll and Nolans bird/wife apparently they became a bit to familiar in one of the toilets at whichever hotel it was they were at and Nolan had been told by another players bird what was happening after she'd caught them at it in the bog. Nolan stormed in and they had to be split up by Jose Enrique and Mike Williamson.

Nolans bird had spunk in here eye apparently and if Nolan had been a few seconds earlier he would have caught Andy on his vinegars.

Allegedly it spilled in to the car park and Nolans bird and Carrolls bird had a right go at each other, tits out rolling about the lot.

Dont shoot the messenger, just what i was told by a fella who i have no reason to doubt and is a Newcastle corporate box holder. __________________

 

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=531847&page=3#ixzz12dhCzXyx

 

:mackems:

 

That's not it and as you can probably guess that's not true either.

 

Just say what happened then.

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From what ive been told, and i posted the same on Skunkers earlier:

The basic gist of it all stems back to the championship winning party last season when something happened between Carroll and Nolans bird/wife apparently they became a bit to familiar in one of the toilets at whichever hotel it was they were at and Nolan had been told by another players bird what was happening after she'd caught them at it in the bog. Nolan stormed in and they had to be split up by Jose Enrique and Mike Williamson.

Nolans bird had spunk in here eye apparently and if Nolan had been a few seconds earlier he would have caught Andy on his vinegars.

Allegedly it spilled in to the car park and Nolans bird and Carrolls bird had a right go at each other, tits out rolling about the lot.

Dont shoot the messenger, just what i was told by a fella who i have no reason to doubt and is a Newcastle corporate box holder. __________________

 

Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=531847&page=3#ixzz12dhCzXyx

 

:mackems:

the detail  :lol:
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