Jill Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 That's one of the funniest articles I've ever read. My Gran could drink that much without hurting herself and she's 88 next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Maybe it was on an empty stomach? clutching at straws here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Must've had loads of "pre-drinks" yah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Article is FUNNY as fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 seemed a bit strange that if a player was 50-50 they'd send him abroad for a week instead of keeping him back for treatment. can't see him making the derby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Sad that someone who was out themselves would take the trouble to count how many drinks someone else was consuming. Or else it's just a pile of shite! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/01/08/alan-pardew-upbeat-on-signing-bid-72703-27952219/ Meanwhile, reports of Andy Carroll sustaining a serious injury on a festive night out are untrue. Carroll is currently out with a thigh injury and this was picked up in the 2-0 loss at White Hart Lane against Spurs. The Geordie striker went into the game nursing a knock following the Manchester City clash on Boxing Day when he landed awkwardly during the 3-1 defeat at St James’ Park, and this wasn’t helped when he sustained a further thigh injury in the capital two days later. A source close to Carroll said: “Any talk of Andy getting injured on a night out in Newcastle is just rubbish. “He was injured at White Hart Lane. “He was gutted to miss the first two games of 2011 and is hoping to be back soon.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 aww that was a fun article to believe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Bet the 'source' is Jose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 If you were a journalist you would leach on to Jose though, wouldn't you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 That's fucking awesome. 'alert, like a meerkat'. Just fucking genius. Fuck sake, it's moments like this I love the media. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GeordieAce Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 If he's not fit for the mackem match we have absolutley no chance imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 If he's not fit for the mackem match we have absolutley no chance imo. We do if a certain number 23 is playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning_Linguist Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Is he going to be fit for the mackems? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Pardew : "Andy will start" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Pardew : "Andy will start" HP? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Sorry just taking the piss, no one will know if he is fit until the teams are announced , shock factor and all that. Right thing to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Is he old enough to have drunk in Dubai? Hope there wasn't any more falling-off-chair antics whilst he was on hiatus. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Really got my fingers crossed he's back. It would be a huge boost to morale and would make the Sunderland side panic considering how he dominated them at St James'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Is he old enough to have drunk in Dubai? Hope there wasn't any more falling-off-chair antics whilst he was on hiatus. Is anyone old enough to drink in Dubai? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Really got my fingers crossed he's back. It would be a huge boost to morale and would make the Sunderland side panic considering how he dominated them at St James'. Me too. I'll be surprised if he's not risked. You don't send a big asset on holiday unless you're going to get a return from it. Also, there's no doubt about it, he'll be desperate to play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 You have to be 21 to drink. You have to be 25 to go into a nightclub. But weirdly enough they're not allowed to refuse you entry if you are under 25, so they'll just charge you more. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I reckon he's fit. Get the feeling we'd have been told if he wasn't Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espio Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 I reckon he's fit. Get the feeling we'd have been told if he wasn't Not when the next match is the Derby we wouldn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 You have to be 21 to drink. You have to be 25 to go into a nightclub. But weirdly enough they're not allowed to refuse you entry if you are under 25, so they'll just charge you more. I think this idea should be extended. Charge 18-year-olds 20 quid, then take a pound off for each year. [/oldandbitter] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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