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Typical overweight goalie.  Has the look on his face where he knows he's good, but as soon as the ball gets anywhere near him you realise he's absolute turd.  Think we hammered his boys last time we played up at the cage.  Mind you, we were like 5 years older than them lot.

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Typical overweight goalie.  Has the look on his face where he knows he's good, but as soon as the ball gets anywhere near him you realise he's absolute turd.  Think we hammered his boys last time we played up at the cage.  Mind you, we were like 5 years older than them lot.

 

I bet he doesn't play for that team any more then. :lol:

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I think you're all being incredibly distasteful and hurtful towards this Lee Stewart character, for those of you that have met him - was he anything less than gentlemanly in his conduct?

 

As many of you know, Lee was a brave survivor of a life-threatening brain tumour when just 11 years old. After the operation, which removed part of his brain along with the tumour, Lee was forced to stay on weight-gaining medication throughout the rest of his childhood, leading to a 'slightly' overweight complex. Naturally, as an inexperienced young man, Lee is now extremely self-conscious and uses 'alternative' methods as a way of boosting his self-esteem - this includes, but is not limited to: attaching his support and loyalty to a successful football team and renouncing his local side (this also displays some of Lee's braver qualities); drinking and taking part in stripping competitions in some of Newcastle's premier nightspots (the experience has generally been overwhelmingly positive for Lee); photoshopping his own image onto that of a model and putting it up on social networking sites (this helps Lee to reaffirm his goals and advertise to his acquaintances that he is a overweight person in recovery).

 

In light of this information, perhaps some of you baiters and snipers could revise your comments about Lee Stewart.

 

Thanks.

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WUM?

 

No, I am not Lee Stewart's MUM. I imagine she is a very lovely lady who dotes on her brave son, you'll probably accuse her of over-induldging the poor lad and creating a somewhat altered perception of reality with hints of self-delusion; however, after reading some research, I am confident that his MUM has done nothing but love the lad.

 

Again, please leave your Lee Stewart jibes to the confines of your physical conversations. It would be unfortunate if Lee misunderstood your comments and took legal action.

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One of the funniest things about him was that whenever he made a post, he blatantly was sat there with a thesauras on his lap. Thick fatty little cretin.

 

Stegasaurus?

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WUM?

 

No, I am not Lee Stewart's MUM. I imagine she is a very lovely lady who dotes on her brave son, you'll probably accuse her of over-induldging the poor lad and creating a somewhat altered perception of reality with hints of self-delusion; however, after reading some research, I am confident that his MUM has done nothing but love the lad.

 

Again, please leave your Lee Stewart jibes to the confines of your physical conversations. It would be unfortunate if Lee misunderstood your comments and took legal action.

 

What sort of action could he possibly take? Give over.

Libel if you say anything that isn't true.

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Just tried to modify my previous post and removed it, whoops.

 

It seems a bit O.T.T though don't you think?   I've no idea who the guy even is mind.

 

The topic of the thread seems long forgotten, so, is Carroll supposed to be fit for sunday's game now?

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WUM?

 

No, I am not Lee Stewart's MUM. I imagine she is a very lovely lady who dotes on her brave son, you'll probably accuse her of over-induldging the poor lad and creating a somewhat altered perception of reality with hints of self-delusion; however, after reading some research, I am confident that his MUM has done nothing but love the lad.

 

Again, please leave your Lee Stewart jibes to the confines of your physical conversations. It would be unfortunate if Lee misunderstood your comments and took legal action.

 

What sort of action could he possibly take? Give over.

Libel if you say anything that isn't true.

 

He would face far harsher punishment for impersonating a solicitor if he took any action. That is a criminal offence and can be punished with a prison sentence.

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WUM?

 

No, I am not Lee Stewart's MUM. I imagine she is a very lovely lady who dotes on her brave son, you'll probably accuse her of over-induldging the poor lad and creating a somewhat altered perception of reality with hints of self-delusion; however, after reading some research, I am confident that his MUM has done nothing but love the lad.

 

Again, please leave your Lee Stewart jibes to the confines of your physical conversations. It would be unfortunate if Lee misunderstood your comments and took legal action.

 

What sort of action could he possibly take? Give over.

Libel if you say anything that isn't true.

 

He would face far harsher punishment for impersonating a solicitor if he took any action. That is a criminal offence and can be punished with a prison sentence.

This is true, lets shop him.

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I've just read through that 'Attention Lee Stewart' thread and it was pretty crazy stuff.  Some of it made pretty difficult reading but the guy didn't make things easy on himself did he?  I'm assuming we've never heard from him since then?  Or did he create another guest account and return for revenge?

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I've just read through that 'Attention Lee Stewart' thread and it was pretty crazy stuff.  Some of it made pretty difficult reading but the guy didn't make things easy on himself did he?  I'm assuming we've never heard from him since then?  Or did he create another guest account and return for revenge?

 

He pops on now and then under different names but is always found out.

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Having also read that thread in the hall of fame, I can now conclude that Lee Stewart is a hero.

 

It's kept me laughing for quite some time.

 

Yeah it was funny funny stuff.  I just don't understand the guy at all, I did feel sorry for him in parts but from what I can make out he brought it on himself.

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