Dokko Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Deserves a fine IMO. If true but I doubt it. 30 jagerbombs for 16 people? My and me auntie joy had that between us last Time we were out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 So 2 jagerbombs and 2 pints of fosters? Edit: And 6 peroni Lightweight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 "Like a meerkat" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 And it's great news for us if he got his injury like this as it means it's a simple Impact injury, so fuk you shit stirring cunts Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 "Like a meerkat" That's class. "I score goals with my head, simples" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Witnesses saw him slump down with his head in his hands after the Jagerbombs and one Peroni. Then all of a sudden he perked up, alert, “like a meerkat”. He stood up on the leg rest of the stool which tipped over. He then smashed against the floor of the bar area and was clutching his leg, shouting out in pain. But his mates stood around laughing as Carroll lay in agony. Shortly afterwards his female companion was seen massaging his leg at the roulette table – where he fell off another stool. Then he limped off to a private function room, where he downed five more Peronis and sang on the karaoke machine before finally leaving alone at 6.30am. The following day, United boss Alan Pardew told journalists about an injury. Everything about that is hilarious tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 But his mates stood around laughing as Carroll lay in agony. This atricle is comedy gold. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 "Ah pet man , me legs killing is , ride i... i mean massage is" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Mackem ITKs are getting themselves a spurs-like reputation Deffo out lads, was Andy Carroll himself who told me mate after West Ham game. Even mentioned Fulham away as comeback game if all goes to plan. Nearly splurted in me f***ing pants Lads, i heard that Catts is out, nearly shit mesel with excitement. haha must be true! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 The "Like a Meerkat" bit is the first bit that made me actually laugh out loud. Then the rest is just Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Fucking genius Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wearside Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Is that story really going to go to print? A complete non-story if I ever seen one. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Big thread on RTG about it already Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 this story has put him even higher in my estimations.....its just so, so funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 There was hell on when Enrique tweeted that he was out injured. I'm sure Pardew said "Now lads, don't post about injuries or team selection online, but it's fine to tell all and sundry verbally!" So you believe what the mackem said? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 http://i55.tinypic.com/25tbyas.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I was told a very similar story a few days ago by the lad who informed me about his night in the cells, so I don't doubt it's validity. That said the version that's been tarted up by the tabloid press is much funnier than the one I was told ("Aye, you know Carroll? Fell of a table in Aspers when mortal.") I'm not concerned about him going out and getting pissed and results mean I'm only slightly annoyed about him aggravating his injury because he couldn't remain upright after a frankly pathetic amount of alcohol. I am however foaming that the southern press feel the need to put the number of drinks in capital letters as if FOUR Jagerbombs is alot They need to harden the fuck up, southern fairies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 But gambler Simon Cook, 28, who witnessed the second fall in Aspers, said: “I could not believe his behaviour. He was absolutely hammered. “When I went back to work my mates were telling me how he was going to sit out three games because of an injury. I couldn’t believe it. I knew how it really happened.” Twat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I love the use of caps lock. Classic journalism there. Imagine Watergate getting busted by these guys. "THREE of the men were native-born CUBANS and another was said to have trained Cuban exiles for guerrilla activity after the 1961 BAY OF PIGS invasion." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Out for three games because of falling off a chair? The press will fucking write anything these days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 And the article even writes about the fact that he picked up the injury at Spurs two days before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 So let's get this right ...he was buying 30 Jägerbombs between 16 people. Meaning that 2 people only had 1 each. Puffs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Four Jagerbombs, 2 pints of fosters and 6 peronis and he was wrecked off that? Pathetic. Should get a ban from the club for being a total lightweight. No right to call himself a north easterner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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