Ketsbaia Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 this story has put him even higher in my estimations.....its just so, so funny Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 There was hell on when Enrique tweeted that he was out injured. I'm sure Pardew said "Now lads, don't post about injuries or team selection online, but it's fine to tell all and sundry verbally!" So you believe what the mackem said? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 http://i55.tinypic.com/25tbyas.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I was told a very similar story a few days ago by the lad who informed me about his night in the cells, so I don't doubt it's validity. That said the version that's been tarted up by the tabloid press is much funnier than the one I was told ("Aye, you know Carroll? Fell of a table in Aspers when mortal.") I'm not concerned about him going out and getting pissed and results mean I'm only slightly annoyed about him aggravating his injury because he couldn't remain upright after a frankly pathetic amount of alcohol. I am however foaming that the southern press feel the need to put the number of drinks in capital letters as if FOUR Jagerbombs is alot They need to harden the fuck up, southern fairies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 But gambler Simon Cook, 28, who witnessed the second fall in Aspers, said: “I could not believe his behaviour. He was absolutely hammered. “When I went back to work my mates were telling me how he was going to sit out three games because of an injury. I couldn’t believe it. I knew how it really happened.” Twat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 I love the use of caps lock. Classic journalism there. Imagine Watergate getting busted by these guys. "THREE of the men were native-born CUBANS and another was said to have trained Cuban exiles for guerrilla activity after the 1961 BAY OF PIGS invasion." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 Out for three games because of falling off a chair? The press will fucking write anything these days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 7, 2011 Share Posted January 7, 2011 And the article even writes about the fact that he picked up the injury at Spurs two days before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Geordiesned Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 So let's get this right ...he was buying 30 Jägerbombs between 16 people. Meaning that 2 people only had 1 each. Puffs! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Four Jagerbombs, 2 pints of fosters and 6 peronis and he was wrecked off that? Pathetic. Should get a ban from the club for being a total lightweight. No right to call himself a north easterner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 That's one of the funniest articles I've ever read. My Gran could drink that much without hurting herself and she's 88 next week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Maybe it was on an empty stomach? clutching at straws here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Must've had loads of "pre-drinks" yah. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Article is FUNNY as fuck Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 seemed a bit strange that if a player was 50-50 they'd send him abroad for a week instead of keeping him back for treatment. can't see him making the derby. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest toonlass Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Sad that someone who was out themselves would take the trouble to count how many drinks someone else was consuming. Or else it's just a pile of shite! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2011/01/08/alan-pardew-upbeat-on-signing-bid-72703-27952219/ Meanwhile, reports of Andy Carroll sustaining a serious injury on a festive night out are untrue. Carroll is currently out with a thigh injury and this was picked up in the 2-0 loss at White Hart Lane against Spurs. The Geordie striker went into the game nursing a knock following the Manchester City clash on Boxing Day when he landed awkwardly during the 3-1 defeat at St James’ Park, and this wasn’t helped when he sustained a further thigh injury in the capital two days later. A source close to Carroll said: “Any talk of Andy getting injured on a night out in Newcastle is just rubbish. “He was injured at White Hart Lane. “He was gutted to miss the first two games of 2011 and is hoping to be back soon.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 aww that was a fun article to believe Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 Bet the 'source' is Jose Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 If you were a journalist you would leach on to Jose though, wouldn't you? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 That's fucking awesome. 'alert, like a meerkat'. Just fucking genius. Fuck sake, it's moments like this I love the media. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest GeordieAce Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 If he's not fit for the mackem match we have absolutley no chance imo. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 If he's not fit for the mackem match we have absolutley no chance imo. We do if a certain number 23 is playing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunning_Linguist Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Is he going to be fit for the mackems? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Pardew : "Andy will start" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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