GG Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 You can be Harry too! http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4852/arry2tc2.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 haha love it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 GG that's mint Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted January 25, 2009 Share Posted January 25, 2009 very good GG Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Every club should make a complaint about Spuds and that horrible cunt, its so annoying to see him just doing what the fk he wants and getting away with it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 he's at it again. what a cunt of a man. http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11095_4852832,00.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Since he joined that mob, he's now ten times worse than he's been in the past. Noticed Sbragia in one of the rags this morning having a go at him for tapping up Jones. So ironic given the way Levy whined about Man Utd in the summer. How long will he be allowed to get away with this sort of thing? He's so perfect for Spurs. Detestable club, detestable man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 This man is just ridiculous. Flat out ridiculous. What a corosive irritant he is. Look slike they are going to resign Keane! Quite comedic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dilligaf Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Page 4 of the latest Catflap magazine has "Harry's guide to management". its pretty funny... http://ezine.catflapmag.com/issue69/ It has: "1) Lie about transfers 2) Blame the previous regime for everything 3) Unsettle and buy players from your old club - 4) Unsettle other teams' players - 5) Crush the morale of your sensitive striker 6) Make out that your squad is rubbish" complete with quotes to back them up haha Thats JFks bible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest marky555 Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 ----Lunchtime with Harry Redknapp---- "I'll never understand women. Some of them don't even bother with the golf. I've got up this morning and her indoors has left a note saying she's gone up the shops and I'd better have made the lunch by the time she gets back or else. She says she wants spaghetti bolognaise. Opened up the fridge. Jesus Christ, have you seen what she's left me with? I'm down to the bare bones and no mistake. There's spaghetti, a tub of pasta sauce, some minced beef, fresh herbs, some parmesan cheese, a bottle of Baron Philippe de Rothschild Opus One Napa Valley 1987 red wine and Claudia Roden's 'Simple Mediterranean Cookery' book! Bloody amateur hour, I'm telling you. How the hell am I supposed to make spaghetti bolognaise with that little lot? I thought there'd be some top, top ingredients in there. Whoever's bought that from the supermarket should be ashamed of themself. It's a mish-mash of lopsided ingredients. The whole recipe has been badly constructed. It's scary, I'm telling you. I'm just standing there swearing and muttering to meself when the phone rings. It's Jeff Powell phoning up to say how brilliant I am and that I'm one of the best cooks of my time and that I could have cooked for England. I have to cut him off though because I've got Brian Woolnough on the other line saying I'm one of the kitchen's great characters and it's a bloody miracle how many meals I've made out of literally nothing. They're saying I'm like a Cockney Jesus, the way I've managed to feed the five thousand with the tiny amount I've had to spend in the supermarket and just my wheeler-dealer know-how. I need some better ingredients and fast. When I saw the wife come home from the shops yesterday with some spaghetti, a tub of pasta sauce, some minced beef, fresh herbs, some parmesan cheese, a bottle of Baron Philippe de Rothschild Opus One Napa Valley 1987 red wine and Claudia Roden's 'Simple Mediterranean Cookery' book, I had no idea that's what would be in the fridge when she asked me to make spaghetti bolognaise. It's a hard job I've got on here this lunchtime believe me. If I can even get anything into a pan it'll be a massive achievement and I know Jeff and Woolly would agree with me. Trouble is the wife can't take criticism. Too precious these days, women. That's the trouble. I'm short of people with the right character in this house. When you're as stretched as I am, a lunch is a massive distraction from the really important meal: dinner. I think I'm just going to have to serve up the pot of pasta sauce with some tap water and just hope for the best. If I can pull this mess round it'll be amazing really." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 The sicking thing is....the media actually like that man. Was bloody sick watching his short tribute report on Football Focus the other day. Average manager, average career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
quayside Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 ----Lunchtime with Harry Redknapp---- "I'll never understand women. Some of them don't even bother with the golf. I've got up this morning and her indoors has left a note saying she's gone up the shops and I'd better have made the lunch by the time she gets back or else. She says she wants spaghetti bolognaise. Opened up the fridge. Jesus Christ, have you seen what she's left me with? I'm down to the bare bones and no mistake. There's spaghetti, a tub of pasta sauce, some minced beef, fresh herbs, some parmesan cheese, a bottle of Baron Philippe de Rothschild Opus One Napa Valley 1987 red wine and Claudia Roden's 'Simple Mediterranean Cookery' book! Bloody amateur hour, I'm telling you. How the hell am I supposed to make spaghetti bolognaise with that little lot? I thought there'd be some top, top ingredients in there. Whoever's bought that from the supermarket should be ashamed of themself. It's a mish-mash of lopsided ingredients. The whole recipe has been badly constructed. It's scary, I'm telling you. I'm just standing there swearing and muttering to meself when the phone rings. It's Jeff Powell phoning up to say how brilliant I am and that I'm one of the best cooks of my time and that I could have cooked for England. I have to cut him off though because I've got Brian Woolnough on the other line saying I'm one of the kitchen's great characters and it's a bloody miracle how many meals I've made out of literally nothing. They're saying I'm like a Cockney Jesus, the way I've managed to feed the five thousand with the tiny amount I've had to spend in the supermarket and just my wheeler-dealer know-how. I need some better ingredients and fast. When I saw the wife come home from the shops yesterday with some spaghetti, a tub of pasta sauce, some minced beef, fresh herbs, some parmesan cheese, a bottle of Baron Philippe de Rothschild Opus One Napa Valley 1987 red wine and Claudia Roden's 'Simple Mediterranean Cookery' book, I had no idea that's what would be in the fridge when she asked me to make spaghetti bolognaise. It's a hard job I've got on here this lunchtime believe me. If I can even get anything into a pan it'll be a massive achievement and I know Jeff and Woolly would agree with me. Trouble is the wife can't take criticism. Too precious these days, women. That's the trouble. I'm short of people with the right character in this house. When you're as stretched as I am, a lunch is a massive distraction from the really important meal: dinner. I think I'm just going to have to serve up the pot of pasta sauce with some tap water and just hope for the best. If I can pull this mess round it'll be amazing really." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 26, 2009 Share Posted January 26, 2009 Well at the end of the day, come Feb 1st and the only player we signed is Peter Lovenkrands it will be us that looks like tossers, not him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Well at the end of the day, come Feb 1st and the only player we signed is Peter Lovenkrands it will be us that looks like tossers, not him. What the feck has the amount of players we sign got to do with Harry Redknapp? I'm tired so I'm being harsh, but that's a stupid post. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gav Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 harry redknapp is a saggy faced c*nt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Snrub Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 Well at the end of the day, come Feb 1st and the only player we signed is Peter Lovenkrands it will be us that looks like tossers, not him. What the feck has the amount of players we sign got to do with Harry Redknapp? I'm tired so I'm being harsh, but that's a stupid post. I'm saying I wouldn't care if our manager was a cunt and tapped up/unsettled players, as long as he got some business done. As it is, we're doing fuck all and getting nowhere. Sorry if that was too difficult for you to comprehend like... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bolton Zulu Posted January 27, 2009 Share Posted January 27, 2009 ----Lunchtime with Harry Redknapp---- There's spaghetti, a tub of pasta sauce, some minced beef, fresh herbs, some parmesan cheese, a bottle of Baron Philippe de Rothschild Opus One Napa Valley 1987 red wine and Claudia Roden's 'Simple Mediterranean Cookery' book! Bloody amateur hour, I'm telling you. How the hell am I supposed to make spaghetti bolognaise with that little lot? I thought there'd be some top, top ingredients in there. Red wine in the fridge? Ignorant Cockney monkeys. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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