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They seem to be basing the story on this:

Arabian business sources say any group claiming to have enough wealth to launch a takeover and fund a transfer spending spree is likely to include the Sultan, who owns the world’s second biggest yacht.

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They seem to be basing the story on this:

Arabian business sources say any group claiming to have enough wealth to launch a takeover and fund a transfer spending spree is likely to include the Sultan, who owns the worlds second biggest yacht.

 

Why can't we get the bloke with the biggest yacht; it's always second-best for us...

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They seem to be basing the story on this:

Arabian business sources say any group claiming to have enough wealth to launch a takeover and fund a transfer spending spree is likely to include the Sultan, who owns the worlds second biggest yacht.

 

Why can't we get the bloke with the biggest yacht; it's always second-best for us...

 

Abrahmovich already has a club.

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Isnt this guy an alleged toon fan, im sure he was over here during our entertainer days and had a shirt with his name on the back presented to him

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Have SSN mentioned anything about any potential takeover? David Craig is usually on the ball with important news.

 

There's two things wrong with your statement.

 

Firstly, David Craig is NEVER on any ball.

 

Secondly, this is very probably all bullshit.

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Have SSN mentioned anything about any potential takeover? David Craig is usually on the ball with important news.

 

Didn't you hear? We were bought out last night. Oh-Ovcorz Not is the guy's name, he's from Afghanistan.

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Have SSN mentioned anything about any potential takeover? David Craig is usually on the ball with important news.

 

Didn't you hear? We were bought out last night. Oh-Ovcorz Not is the guy's name, he's from Afghanistan.

 

 

so no then :)

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Anyone else fucking hate the term "war chest"?

 

Not to mention how every article in the next few months re: transfer speculation will end with "when the transfer window slams shut on..."

 

But war chest is a fucking annoying term, yes.

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Have SSN mentioned anything about any potential takeover? David Craig is usually on the ball with important news.

 

Didn't you hear? We were bought out last night. Oh-Ovcorz Not is the guy's name, he's from Afghanistan.

 

Better than that other guy who was after us, Lord A Balls.

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If I were to post 'I'd like Bill Gates to take over at Newcastle', that could provoke the headline 'Bill Gates linked with Newcastle takeover'. 'Linked' covers all eventualities.

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They seem to be basing the story on this:

Arabian business sources say any group claiming to have enough wealth to launch a takeover and fund a transfer spending spree is likely to include the Sultan, who owns the worlds second biggest yacht.

 

Why can't we get the bloke with the biggest yacht; it's always second-best for us...

 

We will. He's obviously buying the club to set St. James' Park afloat.

 

Then he'll notice he bought a club with Nicky Butt being the main engine in midfield.

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They seem to be basing the story on this:

Arabian business sources say any group claiming to have enough wealth to launch a takeover and fund a transfer spending spree is likely to include the Sultan, who owns the worlds second biggest yacht.

 

Why can't we get the bloke with the biggest yacht; it's always second-best for us...

 

We will. He's obviously buying the club to set St. James' Park afloat.

 

Then he'll notice he bought a club with Nicky Butt being the main engine in midfield.

 

Yes but without a manager we are ruderless.

 

We have also just sank into the second tier of english football.

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Isnt this guy an alleged toon fan, im sure he was over here during our entertainer days and had a shirt with his name on the back presented to him

 

wasnt that Hassanal Bolkiah, Sultan of Brunei

 

He once bought and donated a state-of-the-art team bus to Newcastle United but stopped the order when Kevin Keegan quit as manager.

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Isnt this guy an alleged toon fan, im sure he was over here during our entertainer days and had a shirt with his name on the back presented to him

 

wasnt that Hassanal Bolkiah, Sultan of Brunei

 

He once bought and donated a state-of-the-art team bus to Newcastle United but stopped the order when Kevin Keegan quit as manager.

so he's a fair weather fan

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Well thank fuck he owns that yacht. Perhaps he could steer the club back into the top flight ;)

 

Apparently he owns 6 yachts worth around $1 billion and several palaces, so he's not too short of cash then :lol:

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