Frazzle Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Man City to make £50m bid for Newcastle United supporters Premier League billionaires Manchester City have today launched an audacious bid for the entire fan base of recently relegated Newcastle United. The unexpected move has come as part of City’s plans to be the best supported club in the world, and the so-called ‘Best Supporters In The World ’ have provided a logical starting point. The move will see each of Newcastle United’s 50,000 ‘regulars’ offered £1,000 to change their allegiances to Manchester City. “Our competitive advantage is our financial position, and we will buy anything and everything we feel will help us improve this football club.” Said City boss Mark Hughes. “Securing the Newcastle United fans offers us a great opportunity to improve our position as the best supported club in the league,” “They have just the sort of experience we’re looking for, in that they’ve enjoyed fleeting periods of great expectation followed almost immediately by abject failure, which will be useful to us in the next two years.” Hughes continued, “We’ll happily pay top dollar for supporters who will blindly follow their team and defend them as the greatest in the world in the face of over-whelming evidence to the contrary.” “And in that respect, the Geordies really are second to none.” The Newcastle fans, who will not be subjected to a medical, are expected to have a ‘fully clothed at all times’ clause inserted into their Man City contracts. A Newcastle spokesperson said that although the move has come at a bad time for them, the entire fee will be used to rebuild the supporter base into a slimmer, better looking unit which they hope will be “the envy of the Championship”. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dave Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 lol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Canny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Waste of time putting something like that up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Daily Mash? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObaStar Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 hahahhaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha lolllercoster hahahahahahahhahahhahaha roflcopterhahahahahhahalmao!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Daily Mash? Think so, got it sent off a mate. Thought it was funny myself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frazzle Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 hahahhaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha lolllercoster hahahahahahahhahahhahaha roflcopterhahahahahhahalmao!!!!! That's the spirit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Daily Mash? Think so, got it sent off a mate. Thought it was funny myself. well i sent it on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Unleash the Dave/Andy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 It wouldn't surprise me if Mark Hughes is in his office now, blasting everyone for releasing this information. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Haha, that was quite good tbf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 I'd take it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 hehe cheers for passing that, was canny funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest getalife Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 Very good...... I remember a very similar post on here few years back when Jose was first at Chelsea. The same thing, but it was about Chelsea buying up points from teams at the bottom of the league to clinch the title, seeing as points weren't any use to the teams who are definitely getting relegated anyway...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weznufc Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 lmfao nice one. :aww: :aww: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisJbarnes Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 £1500 and theyve got a deal Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Boy Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 £1500 and theyve got a deal Don't be so hasty, hold out a while longer and you might get £590 out of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 £1500 and theyve got a deal Don't be so hasty, hold out a while longer and you might get £590 out of them. They'll cough up in 2010 too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 22, 2009 Share Posted July 22, 2009 It is not Daily Mash Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 £1500 and theyve got a deal Don't be so hasty, hold out a while longer and you might get £590 out of them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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