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Stevie Watson and Steve Stone taking the piss out of him on Goals On Sunday  ;D

 

 

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Stevie Watson and Steve Stone taking the piss out of him on Goals On Sunday  ;D

 

 

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Stevie Watson and Steve Stone taking the piss out of him on Goals On Sunday  ;D

 

Have they had any crack about Newcastle? If so what

 

 

Aye, loads mate.

 

Both talking about the K.K days and how we should have won the league etc. Watto was spot on in all his patter I thought.

 

Showed the Man u 5-0 match, Bin Dippers 3-4 goals.

 

Days we will never see again, sadly.

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Stevie Watson and Steve Stone taking the piss out of him on Goals On Sunday  ;D

 

Have they had any crack about Newcastle? If so what

 

 

Aye, loads mate.

 

Both talking about the K.K days and how we should have won the league etc. Watto was spot on in all his patter I thought.

 

Got it on now bit gutted I missed as I am sure it does not get shown again

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Stevie Watson and Steve Stone taking the piss out of him on Goals On Sunday  ;D

 

Have they had any crack about Newcastle? If so what

 

 

Aye, loads mate.

 

Both talking about the K.K days and how we should have won the league etc. Watto was spot on in all his patter I thought.

 

Showed the Man u 5-0 match, Bin Dippers 3-4 goals.

 

Days we will never see again, sadly.

 

Oh we will, I've got the video :pow:

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Stevie Watson and Steve Stone taking the piss out of him on Goals On Sunday  ;D

 

 

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Fucking class :lol:

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Guardian's Fiver today was having a bit of a go at Phil. :lol:

 

PANIC ON THE STREETS OF HUMBERSIDE

http://football.guardian.co.uk/fiver/0,,415657,00.html

 

When he's not claiming to have sweet-talked lasses out of jumping to their death or badgering the colour chart-compilers at Dulux to rename Hot Paprika 5 in his honour, Phil Brown manages Hull City FC. On Saturday, they failed to add to their tally of three wins in 31 league games by drawing 0-0 with fellow bottom-feeders Portsmouth in a spectacle so staggeringly tedious that it's surprising all 23,720 who paid money to watch it didn't fill their pockets with rocks at full-time and head straight for the Humber Bridge.

 

One player who was spared from participating was Hull's 19-year-old USA! USA! USA! striker Jozy Altidore, who was dropped from the bench for arriving late and is now facing a fine for having the audacity to apologise for his tardiness on Twitter. "Apologize to all of you. I showed up late. Made a big mistake I'm very very sorry," tweeted dozy Jozy, prompting his manager to go off on one for reasons best known to himself. "It's going to cost him a lot of money, unfortunately," harrumphed Brown into the mouthpiece of his Bluetooth headset. "That, for me, is information that stays in-house. The reason he wasn't on the bench was our business."

 

A famously private individual who is notorious for shunning the limelight, Brown knows better than most the folly of showing one's feelings in front of thousands of complete strangers. On Boxing Day last year, he triggered his side's ongoing slump with a famously ill-advised half-time rollocking in front of 45,196 people. Not too long after that, he appeared to break down during a BBC Radio interview while criticising Cesc Fábregas for wearing clothes. But even though the congregation at the ground Brown has dubbed "my church" raucously accused him of not knowing what he's doing on Saturday, the man himself insists that nothing could be further from the truth.

 

"I confidently go to the next game knowing that I do know what I'm doing," he countered,tapping the letters B-U-R-N-L-E-Y into his sat nav. "Again it's testimony to how far we've come. They're booing a clean sheet in the Premier League." At best Brown is trying to spin his way out of trouble, at worst (and as seems increasingly apparent) he's completely deluded. Unless he shapes up or is shipped out pretty soon, a potential jumper won't be the only thing he coaxes down this season.

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Class. :lol:

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Guardian's Fiver today was having a bit of a go at Phil. :lol:

 

PANIC ON THE STREETS OF HUMBERSIDE

http://football.guardian.co.uk/fiver/0,,415657,00.html

 

When he's not claiming to have sweet-talked lasses out of jumping to their death or badgering the colour chart-compilers at Dulux to rename Hot Paprika 5 in his honour, Phil Brown manages Hull City FC. On Saturday, they failed to add to their tally of three wins in 31 league games by drawing 0-0 with fellow bottom-feeders Portsmouth in a spectacle so staggeringly tedious that it's surprising all 23,720 who paid money to watch it didn't fill their pockets with rocks at full-time and head straight for the Humber Bridge.

 

One player who was spared from participating was Hull's 19-year-old USA! USA! USA! striker Jozy Altidore, who was dropped from the bench for arriving late and is now facing a fine for having the audacity to apologise for his tardiness on Twitter. "Apologize to all of you. I showed up late. Made a big mistake I'm very very sorry," tweeted dozy Jozy, prompting his manager to go off on one for reasons best known to himself. "It's going to cost him a lot of money, unfortunately," harrumphed Brown into the mouthpiece of his Bluetooth headset. "That, for me, is information that stays in-house. The reason he wasn't on the bench was our business."

 

A famously private individual who is notorious for shunning the limelight, Brown knows better than most the folly of showing one's feelings in front of thousands of complete strangers. On Boxing Day last year, he triggered his side's ongoing slump with a famously ill-advised half-time rollocking in front of 45,196 people. Not too long after that, he appeared to break down during a BBC Radio interview while criticising Cesc Fábregas for wearing clothes. But even though the congregation at the ground Brown has dubbed "my church" raucously accused him of not knowing what he's doing on Saturday, the man himself insists that nothing could be further from the truth.

 

"I confidently go to the next game knowing that I do know what I'm doing," he countered,tapping the letters B-U-R-N-L-E-Y into his sat nav. "Again it's testimony to how far we've come. They're booing a clean sheet in the Premier League." At best Brown is trying to spin his way out of trouble, at worst (and as seems increasingly apparent) he's completely deluded. Unless he shapes up or is shipped out pretty soon, a potential jumper won't be the only thing he coaxes down this season.

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Class. :lol:

 

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Poor Phil. If the BNP ever get in power he's the first on the cattle truck.

 

:lol:

 

Don't say that, half the Country will vote for them just to get rid of him.

 

 

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There was a particular point last season where Brown seemed to lose the plot. It was like he started believing in the publicity that was surrounding him, and forgot what had got him there in the first place.

 

Months later, there's no sign of recovery. Hull need to replace him.

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Said in one of the papers this morning that he basically has the Burnley game to save his job. Another paper said he had 2 games to get them out of the relegation zone, or he's out on his arse.

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