Interpolic Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Mackem with the dog is on SSN with his dog now! And it's live! What a wanker, who takes a dog to the football match. He seems areet tbh. What was his reason for taking the dog, I wasn't listening that much? Didn't catch it, the people in this house never shut up for a second. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Mackem with the dog is on SSN with his dog now! And it's live! What a wanker, who takes a dog to the football match. He seems areet tbh. What was his reason for taking the dog, I wasn't listening that much? Didn't catch it, the people in this house never shut up for a second. Just rewinded it. Apparently he had a bit of a home crisis. No mention of what but he decided to take the dog with him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Mackem with the dog is on SSN with his dog now! And it's live! What a wanker, who takes a dog to the football match. Or who fingers their mates sister when he's six? Or stalks lasses etc.... Stifler. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steggy Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Stifler fingered his mates sister when he was six?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Stifler fingered his mates sister when he was six?! Have you not read the Daft Confessions Thread like? It's ermm interesting to say the least... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Stifler fingered his mates sister when he was six?! http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,91148.575.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 He's a fucking weirdo, that kid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Neale Cooper's been given the Hartlepool job again. Quite a strange appointment, as he done a cracking job first time round, yet there was always some mystery surrounding why he was "sacked" with the club in the play-off semi finals at the time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Stifler fingered his mates sister when he was six?! http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,91148.575.html why the fuck would you happily announce that to a bunch of internet strangers?! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Oh holy shit. Daft Confessions has a new audience. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGuv Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Neale Cooper's been given the Hartlepool job again. Quite a strange appointment, as he done a cracking job first time round, yet there was always some mystery surrounding why he was "sacked" with the club in the play-off semi finals at the time. Very strange, i'll ask my mate what he reckons. I know he was gutted when Wadsworth was sacked. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Stifler fingered his mates sister when he was six?! http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,91148.575.html why the fuck would you happily announce that to a bunch of internet strangers?! Better than saying it to people that you know, surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Oh holy s***. Daft Confessions has a new audience. Can only go well tbh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
leffe186 Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I love the Christmas period, footy, footy, footy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 So went to the box office for my FA Cup tickets, seems I will be in with the Blackburn fans as some fkn idiot at the club thought if would be a good idea to put the away fans in the North-east corner. The on;y section of the ground kitted out for the blind and the put the away fans in it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Surely they can't put you in the Blackburn section? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 So went to the box office for my FA Cup tickets, seems I will be in with the Blackburn fans as some fkn idiot at the club thought if would be a good idea to put the away fans in the North-east corner. The on;y section of the ground kitted out for the blind and the put the away fans in it. Has an away allocation ever been there since the extension at the turn of the decade? Surely you'll be able to get it swapped for another spot somewhere? Granted, it was the night before last, but there seemed to be plenty of spaces dotted around, for the same price. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 So went to the box office for my FA Cup tickets, seems I will be in with the Blackburn fans as some fkn idiot at the club thought if would be a good idea to put the away fans in the North-east corner. The on;y section of the ground kitted out for the blind and the put the away fans in it. Has an away allocation ever been there since the extension at the turn of the decade? Surely you'll be able to get it swapped for another spot somewhere? Granted, it was the night before last, but there seemed to be plenty of spaces dotted around, for the same price. I probably could have done but its where I sit, its has headphone sockets behind the seats so we can plug in for radio cometary, I don't use it mind I take my own little radio. But its not the point, they have the entire ground they can place away fans anywhere so why move them to the ONLY section for the blind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Didn't know you were blind, Skirge. My bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Didn't know you were blind, Skirge. My bad. How many years we been on here ? Yeah am registered as blind, bats have better vision than me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 Neale Cooper's been given the Hartlepool job again. Quite a strange appointment, as he done a cracking job first time round, yet there was always some mystery surrounding why he was "sacked" with the club in the play-off semi finals at the time. Delighted with that but strange, as you say. Convinced they'd have gone up if he'd even just stayed until after the play off final, Scott was a proper chump. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I'm gonna resist being mean and saying that it explains some of the wacky formation ideas in pre-match threads. Fair play though. How well can you actually see the games from the stands? Apologies if that's a daft question... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted December 28, 2011 Share Posted December 28, 2011 I'm gonna resist being mean and saying that it explains some of the wacky formation ideas in pre-match threads. Fair play though. How well can you actually see the games from the stands? Apologies if that's a daft question... he my formations are pure football genius. Well we sit 6 rows from the touchline behind the corner flag and I could not tell you who a player is taking a corner. I use my radio and a monocular to keep up with play, my condition is degenerative so its a lot harder to keep up with play now than it was a few seasons ago. I have very little central vision its my maculars that are wasting away so its mainly peripheral vision. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 Didn't realise Heidar Helguson was in our youth team for a bit Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ishmael Posted December 29, 2011 Share Posted December 29, 2011 This will keep you conspiracy theorists happy. ROVERS THE TRUTH I am very well connected with BRFC and have sat on this info for long enough..you want to know whats going on at Ewood..here it is. Steve KEAN (Minor 2nd team coach) is connected to a number of pretty serious Glasgow criminals who had a vast amount of money which required laundering. (2-3million) As an employee of the club KEAN was aware that ROVERS had been for sale for quite some time with very little serious interest from anyone, he knew the price and the money which would be required to purchase it. He approached his Management Company KETARO (owned by ANDERSON) and put to him a business plan for the purchase of the club, this plan would give ANDERSON unofficial control of the club and enable him to 'legally' perform the sort of transaction with existing and future players on his books that got West Ham into trouble with the TEVEZ / MASSCARNO saga. (the buying and selling of players being the only way to make money from a Premier League club) The consortium that KEAN suggested involved himself (representing the the gangster money) being a shareholder and part owner in the little scheme, KENTRO unable to purchase a Premier League club to to league conflict rules, scouted around emerging markets (India / China / Brazil) for a company to come in as the official new 'owners' capable of satisfying the fit and proper test laid down by the league. VENKYS loved the idea as they were keen to attack the European market and expand beyond India. The cost to VENKYS for taking part in the venture was half the purchase price of 43million. (This 20 million was set aside anyway for marketing costs in breaking into the European market so net coast to VENKYS being NIL) The remainder of the cost was met by ANDERSON and a number of others in his syndicate (including KEAN) The scheme was sold to all involve as being 'win win' as the purchase price was assured of being returned to all members of the syndicate by TV money and in worst case relegation parachute payment which totaled coincidentally approx 43 million) KEAN had one condition for his involvement, the removal of BIG SAM and his promotion to Club Manager. The removal of the established management infrastructure was essential in helping the group keep the deal secret, hence JOHN W and the rest were thanked for their services and shown the door. The recent mortgage in Aug 2011 for 43million is assured against the TV money for this year and any subsequent parachute payment from relegation whether that come this year or in the future. This money has been returned to all members of the syndicate to cover their initial stake (hence the secrecy), thus any money made from here on in by way of transfers, TV money, sale of the club being total profit to the group. The Indians are basically passengers on this train and as now they have their money back they are totally uninterested in the future of the club, for them it remains what it always has been, a marketing tool. ANDERSON is keen to continue to use the club as a feeder for his younger less established players, he makes money by legitamatly charging massively inflated agent fees for all players coming in and out, and in the event of a player making a big breakthrough gains millions for the syndicate in the sell on fee. KEAN..well he's just living the dream, he would never have made a Premier League manager as long as he lived, the best he could aspire to was being someones No 2 and that dream was 5-10years away. The new deal recently signed by KEAN is in recognition and reward from all concerned as the others have all done very well out of the deal to date (he obviously had to be rewarded as well) He is the Manager and he's going nowhere, not because he's un-sackable but because he's delivered what he said and not withstanding HE OWNS PART OF THE CLUB. (albeit via his gangster friends in Glasgow) All of his little trips to INDIA are not about him answering to the INDIANS is about him telling them what to do, when to speak and what to say, all stuff that needs to be said in person at risk of emails or phone calls being recorded. The whole thing would take a financial investigator years to uncover and is more or less impossible to trace as the paper trail all runs though VENKYS in INDIA. They have the club pretty much sawn up. The recent interest from the Middle East is of no interest to the syndicate as they only stand to gain a little over what they paid, the rewards from keeping the club are much more to them than that..If this deal ever came out..people will be going to jail..so don't expect it to anytime soon..Oh what fun to be a Rovers fan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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