54 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Ryan Giggs taking up a role as a Sky Sports pundit when he retires at the end of the season Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 A Giggs of a Giggs... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Â Â Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Brilliant:Â http://www.buzzfeed.com/samjparker/football-rules-when-youre-a-kid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Carragher taking up a role as a Sky Sports pundit when he retires at the end of the season  His scally accent Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPalAl Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Ashington's Michael Oliver goal line official at Real Madrid tonight. Canny gig for the lad. Obviously highly thought of in the refereeing world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Carragher taking up a role as a Sky Sports pundit when he retires at the end of the season  His scally accent  I honestly can't make out a word he says, no idea how the fuck he is getting a job where you are paid to talk. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Voice aside I actually think "Carra" is a good pundit, was during the Euros at least. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Brilliant: http://www.buzzfeed.com/samjparker/football-rules-when-youre-a-kid  Thats class. I used to hate playing Wembley Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Hand signals after picking numbers, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 The 'free pass' one got me too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 We always used to go 'grass' aka pick a hand to determine which 'cappa' got the first pick. At school years 9, 10 & 11 I'm pretty sure we played with near same teams for the duration. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 In primary school, we used to let captains have 2 picks each, just so the best 3 players (I was one) were on the same team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Missed the points system for heads and volls too. 2 for heads, 1 for a volley. Keeper catches your shot and you're in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Post saves all or something like that too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest icemanblue Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Haha, aye. So many ruined friendships over an imaginary crossbar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 3 for a speccy ("spectacular") for the absolute nutter that would go for the bicycle/scissor kick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyPalAl Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Haha, mint! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 We used to call last man back "Monkey Keeper" and goal mooching was "Nappylining" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 rush keeper always used to be "rush and scratch". Rush = keeper could go on mental runs up the pitch. Scratch = essentially last man back. Usually people would boot off with scratch as it was "pua shan" so it was only ever "rush".  Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 We got banned from playing because someone tombstone piledrivered a lad half way through a game for seemingly no reason Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 'Goalie when' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 the term "get ya yards!" Some dickhead would stand about 2 feet away from a free-kick. That would be your response as there was no ref to stride out 10 yards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Normally in the last few minutes before the bell went someone would shout hacky football, shit got serious then, it was a brave soul who kept hold of the ball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 We got banned from playing because someone tombstone piledrivered a lad half way through a game for seemingly no reason :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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