JH Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Blackburn's painful season takes a turn for the worse as Dann suffers ruptured testicle By SPORTSMAIL REPORTER This season has been full of testing times for Blackburn Rovers. Not only have they had trouble keeping the ball out of their net but manager Steve Kean is facing the sack. Slightly disappointed that they didn't go for the obvious joke there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gbandit Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 http://www.dangerhere.com/kevin-keegan/ Always read this site if bored. Sure most of you must have used it before but give it a look if not Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest gggg Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Remember Frankie Bunn, from our academy who left to be Rochdale assistant? Well, he and the manager have been sacked already. 6 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Well thats a kick in the bollocks for him. wonder if it had been cumming for a while, or a sperm of the moment thing. on the other hand could be ball shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Well thats a kick in the bollocks for him. wonder if it had been cumming for a while, or a sperm of the moment thing. on the other hand could be ball s***. Stop being a dick, i bet you wouldn't have the balls to continue playing, i hope the testes result come back okay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan_Taylor Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Dear Scott Dann, Sorry to hear about your Injury. Thinking of you a this terrible time Regards, The entire Male population Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MW Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Well thats a kick in the bollocks for him. wonder if it had been cumming for a while, or a sperm of the moment thing. on the other hand could be ball s***. Stop being a dick, i bet you wouldn't have the balls to continue playing, i hope the testes result come back okay. doctor was lucky his penis capable of writing such horrible things Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Dear Scott Dann, Sorry to hear about your Injury. Thinking of you a this terrible time Regards, The entire Male population Sums it up. A ruptured testicle man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 One of our vice-presidents: "Arsenal were right, Cesc was really worth €65m" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 One of our vice-presidents: "Arsenal were right, Cesc was really worth €65m" You still paid for a player you previously had on your books. Fail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 It was just a 8-year loan, with us having to pay his wages in a lump sum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Quiet, Scotland. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 It was just a 8-year loan, with us having to pay his wages in a lump sum You're welcome to send Messi out to NUFC on a 8 year loan too if you want. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 It was just a 8-year loan, with us having to pay his wages in a lump sum Meanwhile spacking millions upon millions on useless players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Wish we had some of those useless players. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Heneage Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Wish we had some of those useless players. http://www.danbbs.dk/~salvador/Fotos/j-rochemback.jpg Where do I sign? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Wish we had some of those useless players. For free, maybe, but not the fees that have been thrown about by Barca. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Wish we had some of those useless players. For free, maybe, but not the fees that have been thrown about by Barca. Wish we had some of those useless players. http://www.danbbs.dk/~salvador/Fotos/j-rochemback.jpg Where do I sign? Did alreet at Boro to be fair to the lad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 The guardian has all their favourites of their photoshop contests up, and this is great http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2011/3/3/1299162342026/The-Gallery-Xavi-003.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Wish we had some of those useless players. http://www.danbbs.dk/~salvador/Fotos/j-rochemback.jpg Where do I sign? Man, when I think that 8-9 years ago we had a Rochemback-Motta-Cocu midfield... sobering thought. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 .com reckons Geremi is 33 today. There is no way on Earth that he's a day under 40 like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest palnese Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 .com reckons Geremi is 31 today. There is no way on Earth that he's a day under 40 like. Born in 1978 according to wiki. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/16260753.stm The pettiness between the two of them is ridiculous at times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FrenchWilliam Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Written in 2003... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/2641675.stm January is a bleak, depressing month, brightened only by the occasional snowball fight and the fact there are no wasps. But if you are an English football fan, there is at least some reason to continue living. The recent steady flow of talented young stars has turned into an veritable torrent, with a new teenage hero seemingly unearthed every week. A brace by 19-year-old Michael Tonge against Liverpool on Wednesday, while 20-year-old Neil Mellor was scoring at the other end, added two more names to this term's astounding production line of promise. And future England manager Alan Shearer must be rubbing his sensible hands together in glee at the pot of gold maturing before his very eyes. Your say: Pick the best of the bunch? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Goalkeepers Chris Kirkland, 21 now, will be the world's finest goalkeeper by 2008, especially after another five years of shot-stopping practice at the back of Liverpool's attack-shy team. Leeds' Paul Robinson, 23, is unlikely to be far behind his Liverpool rival and the two of them are likely to vie, Shilton-Clemence style, for the number one jersey for many years. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Defence History has shown that every successful England international team has contained brothers, and Rio and Anton Ferdinand will form the bedrock of Shearer's defence. Rio will be the team's veteran at 29, but Anton will possess the same assured approach and, let us hope, the same "funky" goalscoring celebrations. Blackburn's Martin Taylor will be there to mop up when the siblings' rivalry causes them to lose concentration. Ashley Cole and Shaun Wright-Phillips will be devastating wing-backs, whose surging runs will leave Italians crying into their capuccinos and Germans blubbing in their bratwursts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Midfield This is where England excel, with the maverick talents of Joe Cole and David Dunn backed by the steel and vision of Steven Gerrard. With Dunn (28 in 2008) and Cole (26 in 2008) possessing maturity and talent, all England need is for Gerrard (27) to end his current run of form which is, unfortunately, rubbish. All three will be at their peak, and the onlooking David Beckham, who will probably retire from football at 30 to pursue a rock career, will smile in the stands as his successors shine. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Forwards Rooney is but part of England's talent avalanche England will have so much talent up front it will be embarrassing, and other teams may concede games before kick-off to avoid the humiliation on the pitch. The original odd couple will spearhead the attack - Wayne Rooney and Michael Owen. Off the field, the pair will fight like dogs, but on the field they will combine to create flowing football poetry which will reduce even the most toughened defenders to mere shells of men. And to keep them alert, the likes of Liverpool's Neil Mellor, Aston Villa's Darius Vassell, Leeds' James Milner and West Ham's Jermaine Defoe will all be in the prime of their careers. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A warning No doubt England's rivals will be gnashing teeth at the land of milk and honey awaiting fans of the Three Lions. But a look back one decade offers hope to those who thrive on England's failure. When footballers go bad: Under-21 stars of 1993 Neil Ardley Billy Kenny Eddie Newton Scott Minto Richard Hall Andy Awford The England Under-21s side of 1993 does not exactly read like a list of world beaters. For every Steve McManaman - himself an international disappointment - there is a Billy Kenny, a Neil Cox and a Nicky "Swindon Town" Summerbee. Perhaps the end to what is rapidly approaching 40 years of hurt is not quite as close as it appears. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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