Hanshithispantz Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 The thought of a multimillionaire struggling to get by in Madrid Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I love the line "we would lie there in the pitch black until we dropped off to sleep". "My wife would often wake me - 'Michael, I can't get to sleep, can you say a few sentences?'" :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sifu Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Sounds like his lass is not the cultural, intellectual, dynamic women I imagine all footballers wives to be, we can all call the Beckhams but there good mixers. Think she was caught speeding down the A1 once. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 This fucker's gonna have to find some real humanitarian moves to make me hate him less. What a twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinmk Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Hahahaa just read that article, what can you say? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 :lol: That article is awful! What a depressing chick he's married to. No self esteem or confidence. Calling the guy to check how long before he got back?! Dude was on a leash! Get a baby sitter, and sign your wife up to some Spanish courses, dance classes, cooking classes etc. And tell her to get out there and meet some people and enjoy herself, and more importantly leave you the hell alone so you could spend some time bonding with your team mates. What a boring pair. Completely wasted the whole experience. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I just love how it starts as a cheery piece congratulating Bale for his signing and whising him well, only to quickly degenerate into a depressive tale of isolation and loneliness that reads like a sucky sequel of Lost in Translation He does have issues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 Absolutely crying with laughter reading the last page or so. He never had to buy a meal, bet he loved that, the money obsessed little cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decky Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 That cunt would have the cheek to let fans pay for his meals while he earns a shit load. He should be paying his own and their meals in the restaurant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belfast Mags Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 It's actually quite hard to describe just how much I dislike this little cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhoywhonder Posted September 3, 2013 Share Posted September 3, 2013 I have played for Real Madrid and it is a magical experience. You are playing in that lovely white kit. You float like you are an angel out on to that pitch. The Bernabéu is the best stadium in the world. I felt like a king. "And when I slinked out, no-one noticed. I floated like an angel out of that place, albeit an angel who had ran out the room when everyone was looking out the window. It was a magical barely-remembered experience. I bought a horse - 'Chestnut' - the best horse in the world, she made me feel like a king, it was a magical horse-bonding experience.....I joined Northcastle, You are playing in that lovely black and blue kit. At the best stadium in the world, St James's Field I floated like a turd on that pitch, it was a magical money-laden experience". Madrid is the capital of Spain And no matter what else can be levelled at the man, you can't argue with him there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 But this is Real Madrid we are talking about. Before I went there, Jamie Carragher said to me: “Oh, you’ll never get a game, Ronaldo will be playing, Raul will be playing.” My answer was simple: “But it’s Real Madrid.” Related Articles And he was right It never fails to give me a nice, warm feeling inside when I think about how he fucked off to Real for a pittance, and kept their bench warm while his teammates of the previous 8 years went on to win the Champions League. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Must have shattered him seeing Liverpool lift the trophy and missing out on a CL medal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 "And when I slinked out, no-one noticed. I floated like an angel out of that place, albeit an angel who had ran out the room when everyone was looking out the window. It was a magical barely-remembered experience. I bought a horse - 'Chestnut' - the best horse in the world, she made me feel like a king, it was a magical horse-bonding experience.....I joined Northcastle, You are playing in that lovely black and blue kit. At the best stadium in the world, St James's Field I floated like a turd on that pitch, it was a magical money-laden experience". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 To be fair to Owen, his minutes/goal ratio while at RM was the best in the squad. Going by form, he should have been a starter but he wasn't nee Ronaldo or Raúl (who was already in decline and coasting on his status within the club). That's why I thought you had staged an amazing coup when you signed him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 To be fair to Owen, his minutes/goal ratio while at RM was the best in the squad. Going by form, he should have been a starter but he wasn't nee Ronaldo or Raúl (who was already in decline and coasting on his status within the club). That's why I thought you had staged an amazing coup when you signed him. Injuries/attitude cost him here, not his ability. He could have been a coup if he arrived here with the right mentality. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Aye, but he lost his bottle permanently in 2001, and he was only ever interested in Michael Owen, England, horses and Michael Owen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toon Hoser Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 michael owen @themichaelowen 8m Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 michael owen @themichaelowen 8m Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated. Hopefully he didn't manage to injure himself in the process. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 A shame it wasn't the other way round. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Must've heard his banter and decided suicide was the best option Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 michael owen @themichaelowen 8m Just ran over a rabbit. Devastated. Bet the rabbit is devastated, deadastated i would think. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 A shame it wasn't the other way round. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTz1ZIE4L9t63L-egMG4o5mnheN4j7rbjj34ZL7HARam66vx7dk Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Must've heard his banter and decided suicide was the best option "Dual carriageway? Can't wait, played in a few of those." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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