Guest firetotheworks Posted April 15, 2016 Share Posted April 15, 2016 I'm squeezing the life out of this one. http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t171/firetotheworks/Owen.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Michael Owen would appear far worse, if it wasn't for Michael Gray; who has opened up a whole new stretch on the shit punditry spectrum. And what is going on with the suit 'thing'? Cut-away collars ala some 1990s stock market trader, dodgy stitched-in hankie popping out of top pocket, glasses hooked in same poke keeping his snot rag company. Slicked back hair and designer stubble; the man's a frigging mess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Michael Owen would appear far worse, if it wasn't for Michael Gray; who has opened up a whole new stretch on the s*** punditry spectrum. And what is going on with the suit 'thing'? Cut-away collars ala some 1990s stock market trader, dodgy stitched-in hankie popping out of top pocket, glasses hooked in same poke keeping his snot rag company. Slicked back hair and designer stubble; the man's a frigging mess. He's 4'8". He has to do something to stand out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted April 17, 2016 Share Posted April 17, 2016 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…: Enjoy. Oh dear, he doesn't have anyone directing him,no rehearsal. It's just him. I would love to see him on politics/religion/ even abortion. Would be a burial. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Superior Acuña Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…: Enjoy. Oh dear, he doesn't have anyone directing him,no rehearsal. It's just him. I would love to see him on politics/religion/ even abortion. Would be a burial. I couldn't resist watching that again. The bit about girls. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…: Enjoy. Oh dear, he doesn't have anyone directing him,no rehearsal. It's just him. I would love to see him on politics/religion/ even abortion. Would be a burial. I couldn't resist watching that again. The bit about girls. I like the Partridge-esque 'yeah' after that bloke revs the engine for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Part of me always hopes 'serious accident' when this thread gets bumped. Disappointing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norseman Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Michael Owen takes delivery of his new car from A…: Enjoy. Oh dear, he doesn't have anyone directing him,no rehearsal. It's just him. I would love to see him on politics/religion/ even abortion. Would be a burial. I couldn't resist watching that again. The bit about girls. He's so tiny. Looks like a toddler among those cars Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 The video is superb. He literally says buying a car is like making love to a beautiful woman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
magpie1892 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 The video is superb. He literally says buying a car is like making love to a beautiful woman "You've got to slide the key home, push the right buttons, and wait for her to growl" I'll get me coat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 He's just such a fucking loser. If there's any justice in the world he must have been bullied relentlessly at every club he's played for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 I'd happily sit back and watch him be eaten by an anaconda. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 Still laugh when I think back to him and Wilshere hoying their handbags at each other during his Stoke days. Two of the biggest cunts to grace a football pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 An absolute wet blanket of a man, bet he was a massive grass at school. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted April 18, 2016 Share Posted April 18, 2016 "You have to grow your car organically with how you perform on the pitch..." does that mean he was made to drive a Reliant Robin when he was here? Shithouse twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3774548/Michael-Owen-desperate-Liverpool-return-moved-Manchester-United-boyhood-club-wouldn-t-back.html The absolute desperation of the cunt. 'Every summer I tried to get a move.' Loathesome wanker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 What a cunt. Hope he dies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
newsted Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 Every time this thread gets bumped I want to kick off again. The fucking selfish little cunt. I'll restrict myself to that for now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted September 6, 2016 Share Posted September 6, 2016 The original 'one greedy bastard'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 "Rafa Benitez had no desire to bring Owen back to the club when he was available in 2009." Amazing manager confirmed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Allardyce tried to to swap him for Bellamy in 2007. Rafa said no and sold Bellamy to West Ham. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 "Rafa Benitez had no desire to bring Owen back to the club when he was available in 2009." Amazing manager confirmed. To be fair, no good PL manager in their right mind would've given Owen a contract at that point as it was painfully obvious he was finished. SAF only did it to aggravate the Liverpool fans. I think Phil Brown was the only other one interested. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 Four years of his career at the club, and captaincy in relegation. Has this incredulous cunt ever said anything about NUFC that wasn't 'so I signed for them even though I didn't want to' or 'and then they were relegated so I went to Man U'?Disgusting excuse for a human being in every sense of the word. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 The story goes is that LFC badly wanted him back when we signed him, but Rafa was t impressed with his agents demands, wages etc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted September 7, 2016 Share Posted September 7, 2016 '"Does Rafa want me?" I'd say. "Does Kenny want me? Does Brendan want me?" It was circumstance that stopped it happening. Yes, I'm sure that's what they told him. But that's what happens once he'd proven beyond any doubt what a spineless coward he was. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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