Ketsbaia Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 That brochure is the pinnacle of Owen's bellendness. It makes me cringe every time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/2CA2w20.jpg John Green BSc(Hons), MCSP, HPC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Dyer, Ashton and Owen. Nice work, doc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 But I said it was understandable. But still 16 goals in 24 starts. Yeah, Michael. You're always right. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LRD Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Dyer, Ashton and Owen. Nice work, doc. Must be a medical adviser to Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Need to send some of our lot to him asap, injured or not. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/mJfPPpa.png ME ME ME ME ME ME Forgot how ridiculously ill-advised this thing was. Basically confirmed everything we thought about him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 John Green hardly has a client history that would gain my trust. Kieron Dyer ffs. His hamstring was held together with pritt stick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 http://i.imgur.com/Be5UNXV.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 The best part of that brochure: http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2009/06/owen5_0.jpg Clean & fresh? It sounds like something you'd here on an advert for fucking Tampax. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t171/firetotheworks/Owen.jpg Its not supposed to be funny btw. Im deadly serious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Cool, apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctor Zaius Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 The best part of that brochure: http://www.creativereview.co.uk/images/uploads/2009/06/owen5_0.jpg Clean & fresh? It sounds like something you'd here on an advert for f***ing Tampax. :lol: :lol: He's a fucking berk like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David28 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 This brochure really is the weardest thing that has ever been printed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 It's no coincidence that "Fit & Healthy" is the first one on the list. Fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 John Green hardly has a client history that would gain my trust. Kieron Dyer ffs. His hamstring was held together with pritt stick. Years back he used to a gynecologist but after complaints from a Mrs Pistrorius he changed profession. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I must have missed this - when did he publish this? Before joining Stoke? Utterly mad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morla84 Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Nah was when he left us and was tarting himself about the premier You'd think someone put that together to take the piss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I almost feel sorry for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wormy Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I almost feel sorry for him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Moody Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Do you reckon SAF looked at the brochure and it persuaded him to sign him? ''Fucking hell, he's clean and fresh, sign him up!'' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 that still makes me cringe and I don't even like the guy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Totally forgot about that "Good looking" "Cool" Is the Premier League a fucking middle school or something? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uD-LjX_K9Cg My two least favourite things in the whole world - Michael Owen and promotional videos about a city-state built on slave labour Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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