Thespence Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 If you see anything of note (it really is pretty boring) on Twitter post it here: Here are a few recent Darren Bent twits: What a goal nani Then: Rooney unreal wow From Swann qpr are playing like blind men, i hope palace do the same 2morrow at st james all football grounds should provide ugg boots when it's this cold. the only people who had them on were the qpr team palace fans, i have nothing against your team, in fact they are most probably in my top three teams whop ay in blue and red stripes "who play" in blue...no i haven't tried to join the 'kidz' and speak in wnky txt spk A last minute goal to break so many hearts! well done Nile Ranger!!! my last day as a single man, any ideas of what to do that don't involve strip club, fifteen pints and sobbing on a mates shoulder? my new wife excelled herself this morning with a near perfect bacon buttie in bed. long may this continue... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 www.footballersontwitter.com Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i dont have a facebook..if ur on a fake account of me then plz delete it, apparantly its in a relationship with a weirdo called sophia lidia Real Danny Simpson Best part is when Fake Steven Taylor starts standing up for Fake Danny Simpson on Facebook. It's class, man. Pure class. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i dont have a facebook..if ur on a fake account of me then plz delete it, apparantly its in a relationship with a weirdo called sophia lidia Real Danny Simpson Best part is when Fake Steven Taylor starts standing up for Fake Danny Simpson on Facebook. It's class, man. Pure class. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J7 Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Ive blasted Stan Collymore on it once and he launched an attack on me. Also, add Henry Winter. If you don't hate him now, you will in about 2 days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 i dont have a facebook..if ur on a fake account of me then plz delete it, apparantly its in a relationship with a weirdo called sophia lidia Real Danny Simpson Best part is when Fake Steven Taylor starts standing up for Fake Danny Simpson on Facebook. It's class, man. Pure class. The Facebook of 'Danny Simpson': Need to put 1 thing straight at training the other day i left my twitter account signed on while i left to get a drink and ryan donaldson thought it would be funny to put some stuff on there which has affected some of you aye, brilliant excuse Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 I have to admit I really like Darren Bent mind. He seems like a nice bloke, and a player I could actually imagine moving from Sunderland to us and not caring about the backlash. He seems to spend all of his time in Newcastle any way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 RT @MsiDouglas: Hughton told us Sat he 'expects' to have another striker by 5pm.Has got numbers he wanted so far-if not exact players.#nufc Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 CaulkinTheTimes Best is 23, Ireland international, 6ft plus. Had been chased by #Boro this month. Scored 10 gls for Coventry this season. #Nufc. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Gary Caldwell's alledged Twitter account is solid gold "Now that I'm Premiership, I'm looking forward to my shot on Jordan." "He's Bald, He's shit, He plays when no ones fit Senderos, Senderos... " "I can't get my head round Celtic selling Danny Fox..He's their best looking player. He's a dream boat." "What the fuck's a "blogger"? "I'm a blogger" this cunt says to me, "I write a blog"..Dae ye? Horse on pal." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 the Journal's Mark Douglas: Just checked with #nufc: Leon Best is the only deal in the pipeline. So that chatter about Darren Ambrose looks 'wide of the mark' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted February 1, 2010 Share Posted February 1, 2010 Can we sign Ambrose outside of the window like we did the last time we signed him from a club in administration? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Swanny "seems to be a lot of calls for john terry to lose the england captaincy? is he playing that badly? is it time to turn to stephen taylor?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Swanny is mint Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bowie Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 I have to admit I really like Darren Bent mind. He seems like a nice bloke, and a player I could actually imagine moving from Sunderland to us and not caring about the backlash. He seems to spend all of his time in Newcastle any way. Agreed tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Swannyg66 i mean as a distraction, dear me i sounded a trifle left footed there for a second Swannyg66 ...apart from one strange german chap who keeps stroking himself on the far side of the pool. if only broady were here as bait. Swannyg66 my swimming shorts have been pinched, no option but to wear my pink thong. getting strange looks from everybody Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 CaulkinTheTimes Llambias in prog notes:"We were more active than most during the Jan window which underlined our commitment to CH, the team and #Nufc." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Darren Byfield is a decent one to follow, seems a decent, funny bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Darren Byfield is a decent one to follow, seems a decent, funny bloke. I think you've just found Maddy! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Byfield has her? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted February 5, 2010 Share Posted February 5, 2010 Your sig Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted February 6, 2010 Share Posted February 6, 2010 Swann and so everything is ok again in thw world of football...newcastle pump the taffs and go clear again at the top! no other news to report Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest steppa Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Ive blasted Stan Collymore on it once and he launched an attack on me. Also, add Henry Winter. If you don't hate him now, you will in about 2 days. Used to think Henry Winter was alreet until I follow him on Twitter, what a c**t! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
J7 Posted February 8, 2010 Share Posted February 8, 2010 Ive blasted Stan Collymore on it once and he launched an attack on me. Also, add Henry Winter. If you don't hate him now, you will in about 2 days. Used to think Henry Winter was alreet until I follow him on Twitter, what a c**t! Agree. I can't believe how far up Morinho's arse he is. Also, when Grant got the Pompey job it was somehow a bad day for English football as he was dour. Nearly everything he says pisses me off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nobby_solano Posted February 11, 2010 Share Posted February 11, 2010 not strictly football related but i've had a good chuckle at this... http://twitter.com/CherylKerl Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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