madras Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 I wonder if Barton has seen his. is it funny ? if so linky please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Every post is basically about him being pissed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 "99% sure there's a squirrel in my room." "False alarm its a sock. I really need to stop drinking in the morning." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 "99% sure there's a squirrel in my room." "False alarm its a sock. I really need to stop drinking in the morning." "Just been told that fans of T.V show Glee have started calling themselves "Gleeks." Personally, I prefer the term "Cunts." " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 "Just woke up in the kitchen wearing nothing but peanut butter and my lucky cape. Yesterdays celebrations were fucking amazing." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Where do people get it from man?! "Barton" and "Big Sam" have had me in tucks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 TheBig_Sam Tried some of that 'Meow Meow' stuff last night. Never again. TheBig_Sam The wife came back from her Cobbling course to find me standing on the roof, dressed like Colonel Gaddafi and arguing with a pigeon. TheBig_Sam She tried to coax me down with a Wagon Wheel but I roared: "Stay clear of the Moors!", ripped off the Sky dish & tried to leap into heaven. TheBig_Sam She finally got me to bed at 4am, but not before I'd shaved off my pubes, glued them to my upper lip and started chanting: "To me, to you!". "That email I just got is spot on - why should I accept a puny cock, why I can take some medicine and turn it into a mighty fuck rocket??" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Just can't escape the buzz of election fever. Big Chris Samba waltzes into training today and shouts "who wants to see my Hung Parliament?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 The wife is at me to vote. "It affects your future," she said. "This affects your immediate future," I replied, and punched her in the face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 The wife is at me to vote. "It affects your future," she said. "This affects your immediate future," I replied, and punched her in the face. I was just going to post that. It's absolutely phenomenal that Big Sam one, so so funny. I never bother with Twitter but maybe I should join. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Saw a bra-less woman in a Blackburn top in town earlier. Dreadful tits. Told her she was a disgrace to the entire club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Just can't escape the buzz of election fever. Big Chris Samba waltzes into training today and shouts "who wants to see my Hung Parliament?" He pulls his pants down & whips out the lad. He's written "the Rt Hon Chrissy's cock" on it. He's so satirical. We call him Satirical Samba. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Satirical Samba. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Are the Kevin Nolan and Andy Carroll accounts genuine or phoneys? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam1 Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Nolan one seems genuine. the bloke cant spell for shit. Havent seen the Carroll one yet, whats the link? Is the AlansmithNUFC one actually him? seems far too witty to be a footballer like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Andy_Carroll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Whitley Bay great victory and result. #safc not so great and expect a few fireworks regarding #nufc tomorrow. The fuse has been lit from Luke Edwards. Whatever could he mean? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bowlingcrofty Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Probably re: no capital outlay on players as per the statement Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Are the Kevin Nolan and Andy Carroll accounts genuine or phoneys? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 I hate this Twitter business but Barton's is absolutely priceless, some recent ones: "Pretty sure I met Jesus last night." "He told me I was going places. Then passed me a cigar." "Fair play nice bloke." "Fuck me my eyesight is getting bad. Went to post a letter today an almost blinded a muslim woman. " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BooBoo Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Are the Kevin Nolan and Andy Carroll accounts genuine or phoneys? Unrequired facepalm, but I guess it answers my question. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Merseyside Mag Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 From AlanSmithNufc - Isaac Newton gets a knighthood for 'discovering' gravity, and I get sod all for inventing the Irn-Bru icecream? 'Kin unbelieveable Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve_69 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 TheBig_Sam Went to the chemist for condoms earlier, wearing my leather biker jacket. Some fella shouts "Bat out of hell!". Cunt thought I was Meatloaf. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 TheBig_Sam Went to the chemist for condoms earlier, wearing my leather biker jacket. Some fella shouts "Bat out of hell!". Cunt thought I was Meatloaf. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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