mrmojorisin75 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 nufcfans Online rumours linking Russian billionaire Alexei Mordashov with #NUFC takeoever are 'untrue' to put it nicely. #NUFC 6 minutes ago via Seesmic for BlackBerry what THE FUCK is this supposed to be? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlanSkÃrare Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Mordashov apparently has an MBA from Northumbria University Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espio Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Mordashov apparently has an MBA from Northumbria University http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexei_Mordashov Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 This bollocks has been done before. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thespence Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 The commie c*** bought cheesy chips from Munchies II & used Blue Line Taxis but it does not mean King Munchie & Shanks are expecting to be taken over by Comrade Mordashov. Its been a few years since I looked at as wiki but I see the following has been added "During his time in Newcastle he attended most Newcastle United football games that were played in the city and became a follower of he club." ================================================================================================ “Vot is this wiv vootball?” he says in his heavy Russian accent. “When I bought a steel company in Italy, almost on the first day I was approached by the local football team manager. Our speciality is steel. If you want to sell me something in steel or mining, let’s discuss it. But not football." http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/article664580.ece Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 And more than anything, 'nufcfans' know fuck all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 “Vot is this wiv vootball?” he says in his heavy Russian accent. “When I bought a steel company in Italy, almost on the first day I was approached by the local football team manager. Our speciality is steel. If you want to sell me something in steel or mining, let’s discuss it. But not football." http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/article664580.ece possibly won't be seeing him for a while then Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Time NO had a twitter feed? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I would love to see that little Gattuso tart try to take on Big Sam. As soon as I get a job & do comparatively well, then get a bigger job with a big club & get into the Champions League - I'm coming for him. Gattuso looks like he should be leading a gang of street urchins. I bet he's an extraordinary pickpocket. Bet he has a hoop earring and wears Cuban heels. Let himself down tonight. Harry loves a player but I bet he only likes him after tonight. Just off the phone to Harry, as it happens. He said Joe Jordan "stole a horse from somewhere" and rode around Milan looking for Gattuso."Gennaro!" he roared. "Show your face and feel my Celtic wrath! For I am Jordan. King of the Night." Awesome stuff from Joe, there. When he couldn't find him, Joe simply dismounted the steed, tore it in half & threw it into the river. Gattuso's messed with the wrong man. "Harry loves a player but I bet he only likes him after tonight." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest n4e Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I would love to see that little Gattuso tart try to take on Big Sam. As soon as I get a job & do comparatively well, then get a bigger job with a big club & get into the Champions League - I'm coming for him. Gattuso looks like he should be leading a gang of street urchins. I bet he's an extraordinary pickpocket. Bet he has a hoop earring and wears Cuban heels. Let himself down tonight. Harry loves a player but I bet he only likes him after tonight. Just off the phone to Harry, as it happens. He said Joe Jordan "stole a horse from somewhere" and rode around Milan looking for Gattuso."Gennaro!" he roared. "Show your face and feel my Celtic wrath! For I am Jordan. King of the Night." Awesome stuff from Joe, there. When he couldn't find him, Joe simply dismounted the steed, tore it in half & threw it into the river. Gattuso's messed with the wrong man. "Harry loves a player but I bet he only likes him after tonight." Keysy really does have a tiny mouth though. It's really taken me aback. The wife saw it and said: "Andy Gray must have a willy shaped like a credit card to get in there". Vulgar, cruel cow. Those are my friends. Is there anything sexier than seeing a lovely lass go into a public toilet? Especially if you see a bit of the room as the door opens. It doesn't matter what she goes in to do, to be honest. Either way, it'll involve the fanny or the arse and that will do for me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BottledDog Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 I would love to see that little Gattuso tart try to take on Big Sam. As soon as I get a job & do comparatively well, then get a bigger job with a big club & get into the Champions League - I'm coming for him. Gattuso looks like he should be leading a gang of street urchins. I bet he's an extraordinary pickpocket. Bet he has a hoop earring and wears Cuban heels. Let himself down tonight. Harry loves a player but I bet he only likes him after tonight. Just off the phone to Harry, as it happens. He said Joe Jordan "stole a horse from somewhere" and rode around Milan looking for Gattuso."Gennaro!" he roared. "Show your face and feel my Celtic wrath! For I am Jordan. King of the Night." Awesome stuff from Joe, there. When he couldn't find him, Joe simply dismounted the steed, tore it in half & threw it into the river. Gattuso's messed with the wrong man. "Harry loves a player but I bet he only likes him after tonight." Keysy really does have a tiny mouth though. It's really taken me aback. The wife saw it and said: "Andy Gray must have a willy shaped like a credit card to get in there". Vulgar, cruel cow. Those are my friends. Is there anything sexier than seeing a lovely lass go into a public toilet? Especially if you see a bit of the room as the door opens. It doesn't matter what she goes in to do, to be honest. Either way, it'll involve the fanny or the arse and that will do for me. Whoever writes this stuff is a bona fide genius. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 http://plixi.com/p/76744896 José and Ranger are my favourite double act. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MrSundlofer Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Vladimir Weiss in love with Jack Wilshere? Football time! Can't wait till tomorrow and see @jack_wilshere in action! 8:31 PM Feb 15th via ÜberTwitter Good luck to @jack_wilshere tonite! Amazing player... 7:11 PM Feb 16th via ÜberTwitter Congrats to arsenal and @jack_wilshere, he was man of the match for me.. Nite tweeps, big game for us tomorrow! X 12:13 AM Feb 17th via ÜberTwitter Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 cesc4official Cesc Fàbregas Soler @jack_wilshere can't believe i had to go to get Messi's shirt for u. U were so scared. You were MOTM so next time please ask urself! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 The wife just caught me licking the TV while watching the delicious Natalie Sawyer on Sky Sports News. I don't regret it though. "Why are you licking the TV, Sam?" she asked. I simply pointed to the splendour of Sawyer and said: "Why the fuck are you not?" She shook her head softly and walked out of the room. She knew she'd been beaten over the head with the Big Sam sledgehammer of logic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gash Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 The wife just caught me licking the TV while watching the delicious Natalie Sawyer on Sky Sports News. I don't regret it though. "Why are you licking the TV, Sam?" she asked. I simply pointed to the splendour of Sawyer and said: "Why the fuck are you not?" She shook her head softly and walked out of the room. She knew she'd been beaten over the head with the Big Sam sledgehammer of logic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bealios Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 I would love to see that little Gattuso tart try to take on Big Sam. As soon as I get a job & do comparatively well, then get a bigger job with a big club & get into the Champions League - I'm coming for him. Gattuso looks like he should be leading a gang of street urchins. I bet he's an extraordinary pickpocket. Bet he has a hoop earring and wears Cuban heels. Let himself down tonight. Harry loves a player but I bet he only likes him after tonight. Just off the phone to Harry, as it happens. He said Joe Jordan "stole a horse from somewhere" and rode around Milan looking for Gattuso."Gennaro!" he roared. "Show your face and feel my Celtic wrath! For I am Jordan. King of the Night." Awesome stuff from Joe, there. When he couldn't find him, Joe simply dismounted the steed, tore it in half & threw it into the river. Gattuso's messed with the wrong man. "Harry loves a player but I bet he only likes him after tonight." Keysy really does have a tiny mouth though. It's really taken me aback. The wife saw it and said: "Andy Gray must have a willy shaped like a credit card to get in there". Vulgar, cruel cow. Those are my friends. Is there anything sexier than seeing a lovely lass go into a public toilet? Especially if you see a bit of the room as the door opens. It doesn't matter what she goes in to do, to be honest. Either way, it'll involve the fanny or the arse and that will do for me. Whoever writes this stuff is a bona fide genius. Would be brilliant if it turned out it was actually Sam Allardyce Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Big Sam's twitter seems to have been suspended. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Big Sam's twitter seems to have been suspended. looks ok to me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest guinness_fiend Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Big Sam's twitter seems to have been suspended. looks ok to me It's showing up as suspended for me too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Likewise. Sad day for twitter and comedy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Today is the day Twitter died. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirkwdavis2001 Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Noooooooooooo x Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted February 18, 2011 Share Posted February 18, 2011 It was bad enough losing Chris and Andy. But losing Big Sam... I don't know how much more I can take. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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