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NUFC Stats ‏@NUFC_Stats  · 40 mins 

BILD claim that Pierre-Michel Lasogga is set to make a straight decision between Hamburg and Hertha Berlin by the end of the week #nufc

 

 

 

Apparently we already p*ssed off his agent havent we?

 

 

to be fair to us, we only p*ss off agents because we don't want to be extorted by the greedy c***s

 

No that's Ashleys job.

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Danny Higginbotham ‏@Higginbotham05  7h

Cleaned dogs muck up in garden. My son sees this then I go inside he decides to pull his pants down and curl one out in the garden. Madness

 

:lol:

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Boring James Milner ‏@BoringMilner  7m

I said to Roy that we haven't worn our away kit yet. He said That's a really good point, James but let's worry about winning this game first

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Kevin Keegan @GalacticKeegan  ·  19h

 

Waiting for Steve Kean to arrive for our meal - they're doing chips, beans & chicken dippers tonight. Razor Ruddock had that 4 times a day.

 

Steve's a pure football man - like me. That's why I was asked by FIFA to mentor the lad, Suarez, during his long ban a few years back.

 

Luis was quiet, polite. We went fishing, sky-diving, played tennis. He reminded me of Rafa Nadal - always pulling his pants out of his arse.

 

The biting thing wasn't discussed. We had an understanding - when Luis said, "hungry, Mr. Kevin," I'd give him a length of rope to chew on.

 

At the end we embraced warmly. Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my neck - had he bitten me? To my relief, I was just having a mild stroke.

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Kevin Keegan @GalacticKeegan  ·  19h

 

Waiting for Steve Kean to arrive for our meal - they're doing chips, beans & chicken dippers tonight. Razor Ruddock had that 4 times a day.

 

Steve's a pure football man - like me. That's why I was asked by FIFA to mentor the lad, Suarez, during his long ban a few years back.

 

Luis was quiet, polite. We went fishing, sky-diving, played tennis. He reminded me of Rafa Nadal - always pulling his pants out of his arse.

 

The biting thing wasn't discussed. We had an understanding - when Luis said, "hungry, Mr. Kevin," I'd give him a length of rope to chew on.

 

At the end we embraced warmly. Suddenly, I felt a sharp pain in my neck - had he bitten me? To my relief, I was just having a mild stroke.

 

:lol:

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Danny Higginbotham ‏@Higginbotham05  7h

Cleaned dogs muck up in garden. My son sees this then I go inside he decides to pull his pants down and curl one out in the garden. Madness

 

:lol:

 

His son's 15 as well! Possibly

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True Geordie reckons that there's rumours on Twitter that we've agreed a deal for Daryl Janmaat.

 

Some Italian articles are claiming we have agreed a deal for him to sign after the world cup.

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True Geordie reckons that there's rumours on Twitter that we've agreed a deal for Daryl Janmaat.

 

It's come from Italian journo Alfredo Pedulla. He reckons we've agreed a €9m deal and he'll sign after the World Cup. Though everyone else is linking Janmaat to Man U as well, so who knows.

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True Geordie reckons that there's rumours on Twitter that we've agreed a deal for Daryl Janmaat.

 

It's come from Italian journo Alfredo Pedulla. He reckons we've agreed a €9m deal and he'll sign after the World Cup. Though everyone else is linking Janmaat to Man U as well, so who knows.

 

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True Geordie reckons that there's rumours on Twitter that we've agreed a deal for Daryl Janmaat.

 

Some Italian articles are claiming we have agreed a deal for him to sign after the world cup.

 

Dutch reporter tweeting from Brazil is speculating that we purple monkey dishwasher.

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