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Speaking to a mate who's Dad works at the SAFC academy and apparently it's nailed on Sunderland are going to sign Carlton Cole for £5m.

 

Are we talking nailed on as in Alan Pardew's extra-curricular activity, or nailed on as in bullshit?

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Speaking to a mate who's Dad works at the SAFC academy and apparently it's nailed on Sunderland are going to sign Carlton Cole for £5m.

 

Are we talking nailed on as in Alan Pardew's extra-curricular activity, or nailed on as in bullshit?

 

Nailed on as in it is semi-believeable and it winds Cajun and co up.

Before they ask, I've taken a good look at myself and it was at this point I realised I still didn't need viagra to get it up - god if I was any sexier I think the little soldier would explode.

 

Carlton Cole though - to Sunderland, it's not a bad leaf to pull from the random tree like.

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Speaking to a mate who's Dad works at the SAFC academy and apparently it's nailed on Sunderland are going to sign Carlton Cole for £5m.

 

Are we talking nailed on as in Alan Pardew's extra-curricular activity, or nailed on as in bullshit?

 

Nailed on as in it is semi-believeable and it winds Cajun and co up.

Before they ask, I've taken a good look at myself and it was at this point I realised I still didn't need viagra to get it up - god if I was any sexier I think the little soldier would explode.

 

Carlton Cole though - to Sunderland, it's not a bad leaf to pull from the random tree like.

 

:lol:

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It's really not, the "news" is full of shit, it doesn't need adding too. It's been done before, we know they will take any old shit.

 

It's not proper wumming unless someone believes it, and then it's only funny for the ones in on the wum. :smug:

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Speaking to a mate who's Dad works at the SAFC academy and apparently it's nailed on Sunderland are going to sign Carlton Cole for £5m.

 

Said on hearing the Fuller news that they'd go after Cole. He is actually going after players who do well against us (and usually shit against anyone else). The man's lost the plot. Take him to the cleaners for Ryan Taylor.

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Sunderland proably need some more major upheavals. They improved massively after the 5-1 and now after the week they have just had, they pull of a canny away win. They seem to react well to adversity - whether by luck or design.

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