JH Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Steven Taylor to use his wire mesh jaw container thingy as a can opener, to hack off the top of the coach they used to travel down in. Then a 10 hour open top coach party with the M1 lined with celebrating Geordies. Sky cameras causing tailbacks and upsetting cockneys, while Mackem forums implode with threads about us. Meanwhile Andy Grey and Monkey Hands Keys sit in the studio and w*** profusely and this vomit out more soundbites to be used in the end of year review superclip (soundtrack by Kasabain or Muse). Probably not. Aye...no way Keys and Gray would do our match. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
eddco Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Arsene Wenger in the posh seats having a over Kevin Nolan. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Jonas and Wayne rape the full backs so badly they are placed on the sex offender's register. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LesPaul Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Steven Taylor to use his wire mesh jaw container thingy as a can opener, to hack off the top of the coach they used to travel down in. Then a 10 hour open top coach party with the M1 lined with celebrating Geordies. Sky cameras causing tailbacks and upsetting cockneys, while Mackem forums implode with threads about us. Meanwhile Andy Grey and Monkey Hands Keys sit in the studio and w*** profusely and this vomit out more soundbites to be used in the end of year review superclip (soundtrack by Kasabain or Muse). Probably not. Bit in bold is a dead cert Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Spaceman Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Nicky Butt announces his retirement and leaves in a helicopter only for it to break down with all the ash. Beefy hangs on the bar and snaps it. Hughton wears a suit. Lovenkrands gets his massive schlong out and windmills in the Plymouth GK's face , after scoring his 5th goal of the night Last one has to happen tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Taylor marches onto the pitch at full time with Biffa Bacon, Mutha and Fatha, and they all proceed to kick the shit out of Carroll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 A reenactment of the Battle of Hastings with the only casualty being Nicky Butt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 A proper comeback in a game that meant more than absolutely nothing would be cool. We've had all the other types of result this season. Sneaky wins, heavy wins, heavy losses, high-scoring draws... but we haven't come from behind yet. I'm talking 2/3-0 down to come back and win. Smith in the last minute. That'd be mint. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 A proper comeback would be cool. We've had all the other types of result this season. Sneaky wins, heavy wins, heavy losses, high-scoring draws... but we haven't come from behind yet. I'm talking 2/3-0 down to come back and win. Smith in the last minute. That'd be mint. We were 3-1 down against Huddersfield in the League Cup. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Edited. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubaricho Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Would love for Smith to seal it for us tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Smith to score and pull out a Gutierrez mask. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ritchie Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Geremi to come on in the last ten minutes and score a hattrick of hattricks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Smith to score and pull out a Gutierrez mask. Can just imagine any mask that Smith has been hiding in his kecks waiting for a goal will be incredibly dated, something like Mr Blobby or Roland Rat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Smith to score and pull out a Gutierrez mask. Can just imagine any mask that Smith has been hiding in his kecks waiting for a goal will be incredibly dated, something like Mr Blobby or Roland Rat. More like this: http://i41.tinypic.com/dtv80.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
indi Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Smith to score and pull out a Gutierrez mask. What a mask of Jonas? That'd be quite amusing actually, if they all had masks of each other and put them on if we scored. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S.S.R. Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Smith might take his shirt off to reveal a t-shirt with a topical statement underneath. Something like "Frankie Says Relax" or "Free Diedre" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 A Nicky Butt - Kevin Nolan simultaneous overhead kick! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Ameobi Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Alan Smith to score Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr. Ameobi Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 This is the best thread i have ever actually read. I am sitting in tears, laughing at this! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ObiChrisKenobi Posted April 19, 2010 Share Posted April 19, 2010 Steven Taylor to use his wire mesh jaw container thingy as a can opener, to hack off the top of the coach they used to travel down in. Then a 10 hour open top coach party with the M1 lined with celebrating Geordies. Sky cameras causing tailbacks and upsetting cockneys, while Mackem forums implode with threads about us. Meanwhile Andy Grey and Monkey Hands Keys sit in the studio and wank profusely and this vomit out more soundbites to be used in the end of year review superclip (soundtrack by Kasabain or Muse). Probably not. So predictable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 This is the best thread i have ever actually read. I am sitting in tears, laughing at this! Likewise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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