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Steven Taylor to use his wire mesh jaw container thingy as a can opener, to hack off the top of the coach they used to travel down in. Then a 10 hour open top coach party with the M1 lined with celebrating Geordies. Sky cameras causing tailbacks and upsetting cockneys, while Mackem forums implode with threads about us. Meanwhile Andy Grey and Monkey Hands Keys sit in the studio and w*** profusely and this vomit out more soundbites to be used in the end of year review superclip (soundtrack by Kasabain or Muse).

 

Probably not.

 

Aye...no way Keys and Gray would do our match.

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Steven Taylor to use his wire mesh jaw container thingy as a can opener, to hack off the top of the coach they used to travel down in. Then a 10 hour open top coach party with the M1 lined with celebrating Geordies. Sky cameras causing tailbacks and upsetting cockneys, while Mackem forums implode with threads about us. Meanwhile Andy Grey and Monkey Hands Keys sit in the studio and w*** profusely and this vomit out more soundbites to be used in the end of year review superclip (soundtrack by Kasabain or Muse).

 

Probably not.

Bit in bold is a dead cert

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Nicky Butt announces his retirement and leaves in a helicopter only for it to break down with all the ash.

 

Beefy hangs on the bar and snaps it.

 

Hughton wears a suit.  

 

Lovenkrands gets his massive schlong out and windmills in the Plymouth GK's face , after scoring his 5th goal of the night

 

Last one has to happen tbh.

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A proper comeback in a game that meant more than absolutely nothing would be cool. We've had all the other types of result this season. Sneaky wins, heavy wins, heavy losses, high-scoring draws... but we haven't come from behind yet. I'm talking 2/3-0 down to come back and win. Smith in the last minute.

 

That'd be mint.

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A proper comeback would be cool. We've had all the other types of result this season. Sneaky wins, heavy wins, heavy losses, high-scoring draws... but we haven't come from behind yet. I'm talking 2/3-0 down to come back and win. Smith in the last minute.

 

That'd be mint.

 

We were 3-1 down against Huddersfield in the League Cup.

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Smith to score and pull out a Gutierrez mask.

 

Can just imagine any mask that Smith has been hiding in his kecks waiting for a goal will be incredibly dated, something like Mr Blobby or Roland Rat.

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Smith to score and pull out a Gutierrez mask.

 

Can just imagine any mask that Smith has been hiding in his kecks waiting for a goal will be incredibly dated, something like Mr Blobby or Roland Rat.

 

More like this:

 

http://i41.tinypic.com/dtv80.jpg

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Steven Taylor to use his wire mesh jaw container thingy as a can opener, to hack off the top of the coach they used to travel down in. Then a 10 hour open top coach party with the M1 lined with celebrating Geordies. Sky cameras causing tailbacks and upsetting cockneys, while Mackem forums implode with threads about us. Meanwhile Andy Grey and Monkey Hands Keys sit in the studio and wank profusely and this vomit out more soundbites to be used in the end of year review superclip (soundtrack by Kasabain or Muse).

 

Probably not.

 

So predictable.

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