Kaizero Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Smith is like one of those fuckers that want to play yet when on the pitch they put themselvws as unavailable as possible to avoid getting the ball. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Somebody's just got to take him aside and say "lad, you're done as a professional footballer. Now you can do the honorable thing and retire and we'll get you started on your coaching badges, or you can stick around and suck up your wages like a leech for another year before we cut you loose. Your call." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colocho Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Completely agree with Rich and Kaizero, it's like he doesn't even want to be playing football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Just go back to Leeds and try to not play there, please. We've learned that being two goals up at home in a relatively meaningless game is not enough of a cushion to warrant giving him a kickabout (or runabout in his case). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Winning a game bring on Smith throw away the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I don't ever want to see this waster in black and white again. Just fuck off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 If Pardew has anything about him as a manager he gets rid of this prick in the summer so the club can move on from having such a tumour amongst it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 At least Nicky Butt knew how to do a cracking overhead kick. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 His football career has finished. Fact. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Boil him down for glue, please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Boil him down for fun, please. FYP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I like him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
McLoven11 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I believe Sam can get job in UAE or Qatar (I thik he was offered from one club from these countries) and buy him in that club... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I like him. SATANIST!!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 There's nothing in life I'm as bad at as Alan Smith is at football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 I can't remember a worse player in nearly 20 years of following NUFC. Give me Ramage, Pattison or Wayne Quinn any day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 As Smith stood on the touchline and his number went up, the sun disappeared and a shadow was cast across the ground. It felt like the rapture was coming Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolution Number 9 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Controlled explosion. It's the only way we can know for sure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 fuck that. The bigger and less controlled, the better. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Wouldn't piss on this cunt if he was on fire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BlacknWhiteArmy Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 What did he do when he came on? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wullie Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Hid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
M4 Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 What did he do when he came on? Caused all the badness to happen just by touching the playing field. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Ran in circles - with a cirumference of about 15 yards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted May 22, 2011 Share Posted May 22, 2011 Just give him away. Pay up his contract and get the sackless cunt out of the club. Reminds me, where's the Shola thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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