Guest malandro Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 This thread. :lol: When this thread is finally over, I think each user should recieve a laminated copy from Dave Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 it is a classic. thread... I really wish I still smoked the ganja at times like this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 who fancies taking the guy to town tonight? show him the sights and sounds? I'm starting to think he's reading this thread and acting on it. Break Alan Smith's legs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Might just walk the 5 minutes over to Jesmond Dene House and demand to see Hatem I live a few minutes away myself, seriously tempted to go out for a run 'past' there. Seriously, go scout it out and take your camera too, you never know! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 This is pretty much the first 45 mins of GOAL! coming to real life so far. Does he have asthma does anyone know? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Can we not just talk to him and let on we didn't, then when we do get permission we can just offer hi mthe pre agreed wage and everything will go through really fast. Granted i'm incredibly stoned but this seems really sensible. I think that will probably be happening. The trouble the club has though is that he has been pictured at Newcastle airport, and their is reports in France and over here saying that he has decided to take it upon himself to come here. It isn't really trouble though, it isn't as though FBI agents are tracking Ben Arfa's every move in England. It would be incredibly easy to set up a meeting with him and as long as he doesn't spill the beans and the representative(s) of NUFC keep things quiet, it's clean sailing. It's incredibly underhand and I wouldn't like it happening with one of our players, say Jose Enrique. But I don't think we're in the position to do things completely above board. This kind of thing happens all the time, particularly on the international stage. It happens all the time, the difference is though he's all over the internet on a photo of him at Newcastle airport, on top of that he has been wanting a move to us for atleast 3 weeks, and has walked out on his club in the last few days because he can't get a move here, I just don't think "I fancied a night on the Bigg market" is going to hold up. He has pulled a stunt like this before. Marseille would need a lot more proof than a plane ticket to Newcastle to pin anything on Newcastle United. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 lets just kidnap him Ben Arfa deal unlikely as winger mysteriously disappears...forever By Craig Hope NEWCASTLE United would tonight like to dismiss rumours that a picture currently circulating the internet is that of Hatem Ben Arfa. The OM midfielder rang the club last night to say that he is moving away from Europe and quitting football forever, and that nobody should try to contact him ever again. In unrelated news, the club will be unveiling their latest signing, Scarfem Bill Afra, in a press conference tomorrow morning. That's doubly funny because Hope doesn't work for us anymore. Absoloutly hillarious that is Kezman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Might just walk the 5 minutes over to Jesmond Dene House and demand to see Hatem I live a few minutes away myself, seriously tempted to go out for a run 'past' there. Seriously, go scout it out and take your camera too, you never know! Right, we'll go round, set off the fire alarm, evacuation o'clock, snappy snappy, mystery solved. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cockneymag Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 hatem, don't go in the showers with sol campbell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 seriously though, theres no way he can go back and play for om now is there? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 so how many new registrations do we have tonight, dave? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stephen927 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 lets just kidnap him Ben Arfa deal unlikely as winger mysteriously disappears...forever By Craig Hope NEWCASTLE United would tonight like to dismiss rumours that a picture currently circulating the internet is that of Hatem Ben Arfa. The OM midfielder rang the club last night to say that he is moving away from Europe and quitting football forever, and that nobody should try to contact him ever again. In unrelated news, the club will be unveiling their latest signing, Scarfem Bill Afra, in a press conference tomorrow morning. That's doubly funny because Hope doesn't work for us anymore. Absoloutly hillarious that is Kezman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 seriously though, theres no way he can go back and play for om now is there? anyone remember pierre van hooydonk at forest, refused to play until a new manager was in place?!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Only at Newcastle United ladies and gentlemen...why cant we just do something fucking ordinary for a change Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Seriously, wouldn't SSN be all over this? If half of this is true. Its the PL transfer debacle of the century. They just had stephen fry on just ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Only at Newcastle United ladies and gentlemen...why cant we just do something fucking ordinary for a change the daft thing is it aint even us doing the loony things its all the french here Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONTEMPI Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Seriously, wouldn't SSN be all over this? If half of this is true. Its the PL transfer debacle of the century. They just had stephen fry on just ffs No top four news = no news Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liam Liam Liam O Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 who fancies taking the guy to town tonight? show him the sights and sounds? I'm starting to think he's reading this thread and acting on it. Hatem! i'd recommend blubambu for your first experience of the 'toon' Just don't mess with the rough looking kid with the girly hair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 So what happens now? Is he gonna get a job in M&S and live here until Marseille give us permission? He'll turn up at the training ground every day, clutching Alan Shearer memorabillia "Wear is zee 'gaffer'? Look 'boss', I got my name on the back of my shirt free at the club shop! Go Geor-dees!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Prophet Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Did he have a fishing rod, a dressing gown and bucket of chicken on him? I think I know who put him up to this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 I've had SSN for 20 mins and nowt has happened. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 The last bus from my house to Newcastle via Jesmond Dene leaves in about 10 minutes, hmmmm........................................ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 who fancies taking the guy to town tonight? show him the sights and sounds? I'm starting to think he's reading this thread and acting on it. Hatem! i'd recommend blubambu for your first experience of the 'toon' Just don't mess with the rough looking kid with the girly hair. He off out with Colo tonight then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 :lol: Fucking hell, only in Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 all will be revealed in the morning I'm sure, I gotta sleep now but I'm guessing this thread will hit 200 by 8am Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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