Guest Chubby Jason Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "Catts for me like" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ujpest doza Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Absolutely outstanding today, best player on the park by miles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Thought he was absolutely magnificent today. One of his best in our colours. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 He was outstanding today. Cannot believe some people think that we would be able to replace him relatively easily. Even on one of his worst days the protection that he provides the back four, even just by physically running into people, is invaluable. Swansea at home is a good example - he was far from at his best, but we still kept a clean shit. Would still rather have Cattermole of course. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
hakka Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 A true scary monster today, love watching him fight with all he has to win the ball back. He was much more disciplined in the passing today, kept it short and kept it moving. Always a bit worried about the remainder of a game when he's on a yellow mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Ashley needs to move mountains to keep him. He's already tied him to down to a contract that lasts another 5 years, not much more he can do apart from turn down offers that aren't daft, which I think he'll probably do tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=688229 http://i.imgur.com/oAfus.jpg jesus christ wonder whether they'll be offered megabucks for ratermole in the summer, always linked with the big clubs as he's that good Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Venkman Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 He was outstanding today. Cannot believe some people think that we would be able to replace him relatively easily. Even on one of his worst days the protection that he provides the back four, even just by physically running into people, is invaluable. Swansea at home is a good example - he was far from at his best, but we still kept a clean shit. Would still rather have Cattermole of course. that's a canny typo like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 No other set of fans would agree with you. I hope you all realise this. It's a laughable comparison like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 "Catts for me like" Cognitive dissonance on a city-wide scale. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Dat skill over Spearing Was just brilliant iam looking for a clip on youtube somewhere so i can watch it again, best thing about it was that the ugly f*ck spearing fell on his ass Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted April 1, 2012 Share Posted April 1, 2012 That thread is unbelievable. Amazing how stubbornly biased they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 To me, hes the absolute rock in our midfield and there isn't a value you could put on him when you plays the way he did yesterday. He's just an absolute monster in our midfield and was a joy to watch him boss the entire Liverpool midfield yesterday Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oakie Doke Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 I'd like to think that if, God forbid, Sunderland ever experienced similar levels of superiority in their team over ours then we would be able to gracefully recognise it. Rather than desperately trying to claim someone like Lee fucking Cattermole is better than the beast that is Cheick Tiote! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Interesting tale from a mate at work. His mate was at a dinner/talk in or something with Pardew on Thursday and apparently anytime Tiote has an injury, before he classes himself as match-fit the club have to fly in Tiote's witch doctor to give him the all clear. This week, for some reason they couldn't get the Witch doctor over to him so Tiote was going to have to fly back to Africa to see him. Mike Ashley put on a private jet and Tiote was all ready for going but he gets a text on his phone (as he's about to board) from said Witch Doctor, turns to Pardew and say's "It's ok gaffer, I'm fit to play." Not sure how true it is as it's mental but highly plausible given how superstitious/religious some people are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 He was outstanding today. Cannot believe some people think that we would be able to replace him relatively easily. Even on one of his worst days the protection that he provides the back four, even just by physically running into people, is invaluable. Swansea at home is a good example - he was far from at his best, but we still kept a clean shit. Would still rather have Cattermole of course. that's a canny typo like Just re-read it. No idea how that came about. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
durhamunigeordie Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Interesting tale from a mate at work. His mate was at a dinner/talk in or something with Pardew on Thursday and apparently anytime Tiote has an injury, before he classes himself as match-fit the club have to fly in Tiote's witch doctor to give him the all clear. This week, for some reason they couldn't get the Witch doctor over to him so Tiote was going to have to fly back to Africa to see him. Mike Ashley put on a private jet and Tiote was all ready for going but he gets a text on his phone (as he's about to board) from said Witch Doctor, turns to Pardew and say's "It's ok gaffer, I'm fit to play." Not sure how true it is as it's mental but highly plausible given how superstitious/religious some people are. Lads I sit with told me the same story yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 We need a Tiote compilation with Ne-Yo's Beautiful Monster as the music Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mole_Toonfan Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 We need a Tiote compilation with Ne-Yo's Beautiful Monster as the music Lol what a fantastic idea Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Interesting tale from a mate at work. His mate was at a dinner/talk in or something with Pardew on Thursday and apparently anytime Tiote has an injury, before he classes himself as match-fit the club have to fly in Tiote's witch doctor to give him the all clear. This week, for some reason they couldn't get the Witch doctor over to him so Tiote was going to have to fly back to Africa to see him. Mike Ashley put on a private jet and Tiote was all ready for going but he gets a text on his phone (as he's about to board) from said Witch Doctor, turns to Pardew and say's "It's ok gaffer, I'm fit to play." Not sure how true it is as it's mental but highly plausible given how superstitious/religious some people are. The whole story is amazing, but am I the only one who found it even better that the witch doctor texts? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 Sure this was written for him,,,, longest footy song ever ? In all our lives And the hereafter We've never seen Seen one like you You're a knife Sharp and deadly And it's them That you cut into So we mind In fact we like it As they are terrified We're turned on but scared of you [Chorus:] He's a monster Beautiful monster Beautiful monster But we don't mind And we need him Said we need him Beautiful monster But we don't mind No we don't mind (I don't mind I don't I don't mind...) No we don't mind (I don't mind I don't I don't mind...) No we don't mind (I don't mind I don't I don't mind...) No we don't mind (I don't mind I don't I don't mind...) In his eyes There's love and fire In our hearts he's burning through But we don't mind In fact we like it Though we're terrified we're turned on but scared of you [Chorus:] he's a monster (he's a monster) Beautiful monster (beautiful monster) Beautiful monster (beautiful monster yeah) But we don't mind (we don't mind) And we need him (and we need him) Said we need him (said we need him) Beautiful monster (whooah) But we don't mind (we don't mind we don't we don't mind) No we don't mind Playing with our hears And he's playing with our minds And we don't mind we don't we don't mind No we don't mind we don't we don't mind No we don't mind we don't we don't mind No we don't mind we don't we don't mind (we don't mind we don't we don't mind) And we don't mind (we don't mind we don't we don't mind) Said we don't mind (we don't mind we don't we don't mind) And we don't mind (we don't mind we don't we don't mind) Beautiful monster he's a monster (he's a monster) Beautiful monster (beautiful monster) Beautiful monster (oooo) But we don't mind (but we don't mind) And we need him (and we need him) Said we need him (said we need him) Beautiful monster (beautiful monster) But we don't mind (ooooo) No I don't mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 That's catchy *raises eyebrow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skirge Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 That's catchy *raises eyebrow Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pantu Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 That RTG thread is incredible, "Catts for me like". Fucking hell, they all agree as well! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted April 2, 2012 Share Posted April 2, 2012 http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=688229 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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