Fugazi Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Played his last game here according to the Times. Apparently Rafa has had enough of him and Lascelles will start in his place in the next game. I look forward to his well-earned testimonial Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Free bricks on entry I heard. Not a game either, just him backing off up and down the pitch. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 His departure will be up there with Alan Smith's in terms of pure joy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 Bit bold to say he'll never play again when we only have like two fit defenders Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ally Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 His departure will be up there with Alan Smith's in terms of pure joy. Smith soon found his level with Notts County. Wonder where Fistpump will end up. Guest columnist in the Chronicle as well I'm sure Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Figures 1-0 Football Posted April 12, 2016 Share Posted April 12, 2016 How long ago was it since he pretended he had been shot when handling the ball against Villa? Surely at that point, any normal club would have realised that this bloke is probably better suited to licking envelopes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mighty__mag Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Here's the pic in the Sunday Sun. Can't resize it since imgur has changed so if it's big, sorry. http://i.imgur.com/NCMMqxR.jpg FYP Shelvey is saying something to him, all the focus from each player, Taylor,Darlow,Mbemba is across at Shelvey, and all have slight amused looks. The captain probably telling him he's utter shit, and he replies I know grinning Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 He's clearly thick as mince and always has been. I remember our first home game of the relegation season v Bolton where he'd obviously been advised during pre-season to put the ball out of play if near the touchline in danger, because there must have been 5-6 occasions where there were no Bolton players anywhere near him and he just strode over to the ball and put it out for a throw-in when he had all the time in the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 How long ago was it since he pretended he had been shot when handling the ball against Villa? Surely at that point, any normal club would have realised that this bloke is probably better suited to licking envelopes. 2004/2005 wasn't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JH Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 How long ago was it since he pretended he had been shot when handling the ball against Villa? Surely at that point, any normal club would have realised that this bloke is probably better suited to licking envelopes. 2004/2005 wasn't it? April 2005. Same day as this: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/10/24/1414142818138_wps_1_Lee_Bowyer_and_Kieron_Dye.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 One of the few games I remember being at so vividly. Demented stuff, I was 15 at the time and kind of ruined my childlike concept of football. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Im sure Shearer had announced just a couple of days earlier that he was going to play on for one more year. Again, I may be wrong. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted April 13, 2016 Share Posted April 13, 2016 Looks a bit like this fella, Private Pyle was probably more competent though. http://s15.postimg.org/dxznxjni3/FULLMETALJACKET.jpg 20mb image hosting I did this years ago. Can't find it for the life of me Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsley Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Henry Winter gave him an absolute slating on the latest Game podcast. 'All that's wrong with English football', or something along those lines. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbnufc Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Definitely got a new 1-year contract in him Means we dont have to buy another CB, he'd probably take a pay cut to stay and it's "only" the Championship, he'll probably be good enough even as back up. We'll never get rid of him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Have we ever allowed a player's contract to expire before offering another one? Besides Cuntenkrands? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Out of Colo and Taylor, I'd keep Taylor, but obviously we should dispose of them both. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 I think everyone was. Fortunately Spurs forgot to try and score. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/8226845/Newcastle-Uniteds-Steven-Taylor-signs-contract-extension.html Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Have we ever allowed a player's contract to expire before offering another one? Besides Cuntenkrands? http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/newcastle-united/8226845/Newcastle-Uniteds-Steven-Taylor-signs-contract-extension.html (Buzzkillington, 2010). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ronaldo Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Have we ever allowed a player's contract to expire before offering another one? Besides Cuntenkrands? http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif You're very slow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Have we ever allowed a player's contract to expire before offering another one? Besides Cuntenkrands? http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif :lol: One of the least offensive players we've ever had. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Have we ever allowed a player's contract to expire before offering another one? Besides Cuntenkrands? http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Blackadder-Confused-Look.gif You're very slow. I'm aware it's Lovenkrands, you buffoon. I'm just a bit confused as to why he's a cunt? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted May 16, 2016 Share Posted May 16, 2016 Foreign/can't take a punch/isn't 7ft tall (delete as appropriate) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now