Si Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 I'm convinced he's got mild concussion. I'm convinced he would make better glue than a footballer. He would come unstuck when you most needed him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 He would come unstuck when you most needed him. You're right, we'd try to make glue and end up with Teflon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 I've had enough now. The only reason why people have given him a chance to prove everyone wrong is because he used to get a goal in the derbies or a last minute winner/equaliser. He's not even doing that anymore. He offers us fuck all, effectively we are a man down when he's on. Today all he had to do was stick his head out, arguably the only thing he's ever been good at. He says he's one of us but how can he be when he allows himself to walk on to that pitch every week? Not even Whitley Bay would want him in their squad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 According to the commentator at Norwegian TV2 Sport Premium (during the match) Shola Ameobi has scored an amazing 1 goal from 44 matches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Absolutely fucking useless. He badly affects our play because Pardew thinks everything will stick to him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 According to the commentator at Norwegian TV2 Sport Premium (during the match) Shola Ameobi has scored an amazing 1 goal from 44 matches. He's scored 9 league goals in the last 4 seasons in which he's played 91 times. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 According to the commentator at Norwegian TV2 Sport Premium (during the match) Shola Ameobi has scored an amazing 1 goal from 44 matches. Was that not a penalty, too? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Could technically be done by Trading Standards for marketing himself as a striker. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Fucking shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 According to the commentator at Norwegian TV2 Sport Premium (during the match) Shola Ameobi has scored an amazing 1 goal from 44 matches. Was that not a penalty, too? I think his last goal was against QPR at home, I don't think it was a penalty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 According to the commentator at Norwegian TV2 Sport Premium (during the match) Shola Ameobi has scored an amazing 1 goal from 44 matches. Was that not a penalty, too? I think his last goal was against QPR at home, I don't think it was a penalty. Was thinking of the penalty against Kharkiv which wasn't a league game, obviously. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/21455111 Anyway, he's crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 If his last goal was the one I'm thinking about, I think it was before last Christmas, sorry, Christmas before last. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TaylorJ_01 Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 If his last goal was the one I'm thinking about, I think it was before last Christmas, sorry, Christmas before last. Yeah, end of 2012, Kharkiv was 2013. Hopefully he can manage another goal in 2014. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Yeah, end of 2012, Kharkiv was 2013. Hopefully he can manage another goal in 2014. Hopefully we'll never see him again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dinho lad Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Cult hero Shola Ameobi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 We could really use a real target forward, albeit one who can move faster than turtle speed. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 We could really use a real target forward, albeit one who can move faster than turtle speed. A target man is useless when you've got nobody playing off him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Colossus Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Can't keep up with the thread title change, is this the Shola to the WC thread or the Messi & the greatest player ever thread? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 He's done okay at times this season but yeah, we all know deep down he is shit. Won't stop me appreciating the few games he has done well for us and the injuries he has played through. For all you can throw at him you can never say he has milked a bit of time off. Pretty sure SBR mentioned a few times how Shola played through some serious pain to play, also seem to remember mention of his hip/s being really fucked. Obviously he has been well paid but fair play to him for that and to use the old clichés he hasn't paid/played himself. Not the most talented player in the world but he has literally but his health on the line for us despite being called lazy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 Rather see us give some gametime to the likes of Campbell than Shola Ameobi. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest frazernufc Posted December 29, 2013 Share Posted December 29, 2013 I know he's shit and all but whenever him and Remy have been up front together this season we have looked out best going forward. I love Shola and this season nobody can say he hasn't somehow improved us this season even if nobody can't quite put our finger on what he's brought to the team, but he is utter shit at football and games like today show that if we had somebody exactly like him but who can do something with a ball we'd look dangerous in the box. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Bump. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bimpy474 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 He's shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Fuck off Shola, you utter fucking abomination. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cajun Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Bump. As mentioned in another thread, all he contributed was West Brom freekicks which is worse than playing with 10 men. At least one man less wouldn't be relieving pressure on them by instantly giving the ball back every time it got in their half. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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